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My amazing sister

I came from a large family; most of my brother’s and sister’s were enough older than me (I’m the youngest) that mostly they’d moved out long before I started to have sexual urges. But my youngest sister Anna was only a few years older and we were fairly close. She was lying on the couch taking a nap. My siblings and I always had a hard time sleeping at night so, typically, we’d end up taking a nap sometime after we got off the bus from school. I’d recently noticed my sister’s body was pretty well proportioned. I guess when you live out in the middle of nowhere with no internet and no cable you start to get your eye candy where you can. Whatever the reason, even though I’d looked at her I’d honestly never thought of letting it go anywhere past that. Nevertheless I had the sex drive of about ten normal kids my age, there’s a good chance that it was mostly just that the massive cascade of endorphins and dopamine that getting off triggers helped me to feel less depressed. But hell who isn’t depressed when they’re a teen.
Well that day my sister had decided to get particularly dressed up, she was dating some new little tool and the excitement of a new relationship hadn’t worn off yet. I’d always had a thing for a tight sweater and a pleated skirt, and the yellow V-neck cashmere sweater and dark plaid skirt just above the knee certainly fit the bill. While she was sleeping her legs had spread enough that I had a pretty good look at her inner thigh up until about an inch or two away from where her panties should have been. I took a good look and then went to make some food in the kitchen.
I had a massive erection but I was still a little uncomfortable with the idea of jerking off to my sister. I ate my food and even managed to get my wood to go down, but I couldn’t help but keep wondering what her panties would look like on her. Of course I knew what underwear my sister owned we all had to take turns doing laundry so I’d seen most of it before. Seeing it on her however, was something I’d never done. For that matter I still hadn’t seen any girl in real life in her bra and panties yet.
I went into the living room and tried to watch some TV to keep my mind off of it, but the only place to sit with a good angle for the TV was the couch she was on. I sat at the far end determined I wasn’t going to pay any attention so I started watching afternoon cartoons hoping that would keep my mind on more wholesome topics. If you’ve ever thought cable was boring try keeping a teenage mind off a near exposed pussy with nothing but public television. I started thinking about moving her skirt so I could get a good look at her, and almost instantly I was so aroused I could barely sit still. I felt my heart pounding everywhere; it even seemed like my eyes had a pulse.
I couldn’t help myself. I stood up and crept over to kneel next to her on the floor. I slowly over what seemed like an eternity inched her skirt up. The feeling was incomparable. The lust, the shame, the fear, all combined to release a cocktail of hormones unlike anything else I’ve ever felt. Then finally I got my first peek it was her striped g-string. I hadn’t ever realized just how beautiful looking up a skirt could be, the smooth skin of her upper thighs flowing into a the dimples surrounding her vagina and then the main even ever so discreetly covered by a patch of fabric that taunted you with the absolute nearness to glory.
I grabbed a blanket and threw it over her so she would assume that’s what had moved her skirt up if she even noticed. Then I went into her room and fished a pair of panties out of her laundry hamper. They were soft blue cotton panties with no designs on them, nothing special so I didn’t think she’d miss them for a while. I headed over to my bathroom with her underwear in balled up in my hand. Simply the idea that something that had her juices on it was in my hand had me so horny I thought I might blow before I even touched myself. I locked myself in the bathroom and immediately proceeded to masturbate with the crotch of her panties. When I came it felt like I would never stop pumping sperm into the, now, sopping wet panties.
As soon as I came and hid her panties I started to feel guilty. Wasn’t it wrong to get turned on by your sister, even more so to jack off to her? For the next couple of days I avoided her as much as possible, I guess she couldn’t figure out why because she came up to me after school one day and said we were going to hang out since we hadn’t really been doing anything together and she missed me. She’d just gotten her license so we drove around listening to music and talking apparently things hadn’t worked out so well between her and the most recent jackass that she’d dated. Not even a week into he’d started telling people she’d had sex with him. I didn’t want to ask if it was true or not because either way the topic would start my mind down a road that I had been trying to avoid.
We got home and went and I had her help me with my homework, she was really good at math and for whatever reason algebra I was like Greek to me. By the time we were done with all the homework it was time to go to bed. My sister knew I slept better when there was someone else in the room, since I frequently had incredibly vivid nightmares when I was alone, so she said I could sleep in her room if I wanted. I wasn’t sure if I should or not but I had no way of saying no without telling her why so I went in the other room and changed into my pj’s and came back in. The half-bath in her room wasn’t finished so it only had a sheet for a door and when the light was on you could clearly see her silhouette. The last thing I wanted when she came back in was for her to see a raging hard-on so I quickly got into bed and laid on my side with the covers over me. She came back out and to my surprise she only had a baggy white shirt on, or at least as far as I could tell.
She turned off the lights and climbed into bed next to me, thank God it was a queen sized bed or it would’ve been much harder to keep from letting her feel that my dick was rock hard. We talked until we both drifted off to sleep, but I woke up in the middle of the night and went to get a drink. I noticed that moving her so I could get up and get some water hadn’t woken her so I carefully climbed back in to make sure I didn’t disturb her sleep any more than I had too. When I was back in bed I remembered that I didn’t know what she had on under the shirt.
It seemed like an eternity that I tried to fall back asleep but curiosity kept my mind racing. After what was probably an hour I finally decided I would find out. First I rolled onto my stomach so I could put my arm across her and act like it fell there when I rolled. I waited a few minutes to make sure she wasn’t going to wake up and then I slowly felt my way up to her left breast. Never having felt a breast before I was amazed at how it felt. It was so firm but soft, and pleasant warmth radiated out from it. The nipple felt like a short pencil eraser and I spent a good while gently tracing both breasts with my hand. The left breast seemed a little larger but other than that they were perfect. I knew from the labels in her bras that she wore a c-cup but to me they felt massive.
I knew from the second that I touched her breast that I wouldn’t be getting any more sleep that night. Once some of the immediate fixation with her breasts eased, I slowly and gently felt down her body. She was athletic; always loved basketball and volleyball, and her body had the firm give of relaxed muscle. All of a sudden I felt a panty line and my dick jumped. For whatever reason this forced all of the realization of what I was doing to the front of my mind; I was feeling up my sister and about to feel what was in her underwear. Again that intoxicating cocktail of emotion and hormones washed over me. I felt like I could fuck through rock if I had to right now.
I gently rubbed her stomach in a way that slowly pulled her shirt up. Once I felt skin to skin contact I knew the path was open so I moved myself a little lower so I’d be able to play it off as though my hand just fell between her legs while she was asleep If she woke up. I started out but gently running my finger along the outline of her underwear. She was wearing a pair of silky panties and that turned me on even more. For a little bit I just let my hand rest cupping the entire area around her pussy. It felt like I was soaking up all the heat of her sex and that somehow it was fueling my actions, almost like I couldn’t have stopped if I had tried.
I had to make direct contact with whatever was putting out that inviting energy. So I gently worked my finger under the elastic on the side of her panties, just an inch or two about her opening. The gentle pull of the elastic and the brush of soft skin on the back of my knuckle were phenomenal. I was expecting her to be hairy; I guess I’d never though of my sister as a sexual entity until recently so I was surprised when I came across skin just as smooth as the area surrounding it. I worked my way slowly down at first keeping toward the side, not knowing how my sister’s body would react, and certainly not wanting to wake her. Finally I gathered the courage to touch her slit and was thoroughly surprised to find that it was really wet and slippery. I had always just imagined that girls were normally dry. I ran my middle finger up and down a couple of time to get a fair amount of my sister’s juices on it and slowly worked it back out. It felt a little thicker than my pre-cum and it smelled kind of musky. I decided to taste it and I was pleasantly surprised. It was unlike anything else I’d ever tasted, slightly bitter but with a smooth taste at the end.
I gently worked my way back in and this time slid a third of my finger inside of her. She moved slightly when I did this so I stopped exactly where I was long enough I was sure she wasn’t waking all the way up. I gently rubbed all around inside her, she sloped gently in and back and on the top side there was a little knob of spongy flesh when I brushed against that her breathing changed and sometimes she would make little half moans. The texture of her pussy was something unique soft but applying a constant gentle pressure. Just behind the mound of spongy flesh there were gentle ridges that I would have never noticed if I wasn’t moving so slowly to keep from waking her up.
I knew I had to stop and go relieve myself or I would try to take it even further, and I was nowhere near ready for the consequences of that. So I went in the bathroom and had the most intense jerk of my life. When I came it felt like the orgasm went on forever and I know I mad some noise. I wiped myself off and threw the tissues in the trashcan then went to get a drink. When I came back my sister wasn’t in the bed. Instantly post orgasm relaxation turned into full on panic. Had she noticed that her panties had been moved, did she hear me jacking off, if she had did she know it was to her? A thousand scenarios where whirling through my head and I just froze where I was. The toilette flushed and a little later she came back out, nothing seemed to be different with her so I tentatively just got back in bed. She just said “Thirsty?” and I quickly nodded. Then we slowly drifted back to sleep.
The next day she had plans with some of her friends so she didn’t come home till I was going to bed. I heard her in the next room moving stuff around when she got back, and I started to think about her getting undressed. I remembered I had a pair of her panties and I got them out and jerked it into them again. That done I fell asleep with them balled up in the bed next to me. I’d forgotten about them but the time I woke up the next day so when they weren’t next to me I thought nothing of it. I got ready and went to school just like any other day. I heard Mark (the guy who was telling people that he’d fucked her) telling people that my sister had “a bush like the Amazon.” This normally would have made me irate but it was doubly so since I knew now that it was all bullshit. I went up to him and fortunately for me even though he was two years older he was small for his age, because without even thinking I said “how ‘bout you shut the fuck up before I kick your fucking ass bitch.” Apparently he hadn’t seen me because his jaw dropped and he just nervously chuckled and said “oh… sorry, I didn’t mean anything by it.” I knew I didn’t have anything else I could say so I just stared at him for a bit and then left, still fuming mad.
My sister heard about it and came up to me a few hours later and gave me a big hug and thanked me for standing up for her. I felt a little guilty knowing if she knew why I had gotten so mad about his story she wouldn’t be thanking me at all. She just thought I was shy about it and told me she’d have a surprise for me when she got home after her play practice that night. I wondered what it could be but I just assumed she’d get me some candy or something on her way home; after all I hadn’t actually done anything other than yell at someone.
She got home and I was in my parents’ room talking to my mom about what we were going to do for summer vacation. She came in said hi to our mom and then left, I wondered when she’d give me my “surprise” but when I left my mom’s room she was in the shower already so I just assumed she’d forgotten. I went into my room and changed into some shorts and got ready for bed. I decided I’d sleep better if I jacked off first so I started masturbating, I hadn’t noticed that the shower had turned off until I heard my door start to open. I was just quick enough to get my hands on top of my blankets so hopefully she wouldn’t notice. She came in and asked if I was awake and I just lifted my head and said “yeah go ahead and turn on the lights.”
When she turned on the lights I saw that she was still wrapped in a towel but that didn’t really catch me off guard because it wasn’t uncommon for us to talk while wrapped in a towel if we thought the other would be asleep before we were fully dressed. She came up beside the bed and said so I guess you’ve been wondering what my surprise is. I just nodded and hoped she wouldn’t seem my boner and think it was due to her in her towel. “Well” she said “I guess I shouldn’t keep you waiting, but first you have to promise you won’t say anything till I’ve had a chance to explain.” I was pretty confused but still focusing more on keeping my erection from being noticed than thinking about what she could be surprising me with.
All of a sudden she dropped the towel and she was wearing a light blue strapless bra and blue cotton panties. All of a sudden I remembered that I had left the panties in my bed next to me but I didn’t know where they’d gone. My mind was reeling and I was desperately trying to think of something to say. She just put a finger over my mouth and said “remember your promise”. So not knowing what to say anyway I just nodded and let her talk. She looked a little embarrassed but she just started out with “I didn’t know how else to bring it up.” “The other day when you slept in my bed I woke up while you were rubbing my belly but it felt really good so I didn’t know what to do.” My jaw dropped and all that came to mind were the worst possible scenarios. She continued to tell me that at first when I started to move my hand down that she was going to stop me but she was so turned on that when she felt a hand on her pussy she felt like she just had to have more. “I never let anyone touch me there before” she explained, “but it felt so good I didn’t want it to stop, and I didn’t know what to do so I just pretended I was asleep.”
The other day I came into your room in the morning to talk to you about it but when I found my panties all of a sudden it seemed so much weirder and more shameful to me. I didn’t know what to do so I took my panties and put them in my room then decided I’d think about it before deciding what to do. I was going to ignore the whole thing but I was so touched when I heard you’d stood up for me to Mark that I decided I’d give you what you seem to want so badly. I mean it felt really good and if nobody finds out it should be ok.
I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, was my sister actually saying she was ok with me touching her? I looked her over a little more closely and I realized there were faint white stains all over the panties she was wearing. When I looked back up she just smiled shyly and said “surprise.” Talk about understatement of the century. When I didn’t say anything she started to look worried and said “if this weirds you out or if you just kind of slipped up when you touched me forget I said anything, but please don’t tell anybody.” The fear in her voice almost broke my heart; she was willing to go out on a limb like this for me. Instantly I was filled with a whole new kind of lust for her, but I wanted to make sure she really wanted to do this first.
I pulled her in to sit next to me on the bed and asked her if she was sure this is what she wanted. She just nodded and we sat there quiet for a while. Then she said “it’s not like I hadn’t thought about you this way before, I just didn’t act on it because I was worried what you’d think and that somebody would find out.” Then she reached out and started to rub my thigh through the blanket. “You’re not exactly little and you couldn’t possibly have thought I never noticed your morning wood when you slept in my room.” I guess it made sense but it had certainly never occurred to me that my sister would be turned on by my cock.
Then Anna reached up and grabbed my throbbing penis and gently started stroking it. I instinctively pulled her in and started kissing her while softly massaging one of her breasts. I was already half wound form jerking off before she started and I’d never been touch by anyone like this before so I came almost instantly. She just looked down and smiled and said “guess I’m better at this than I thought I’d be.” I was embarrassed that I came so quickly but she said if I got hard again later that she’d still be around. Then she laid down next to me and asked me if I would kiss her while rubbing the outside of her vagina. I kissed her and she opened her lips and slid her tongue along my lips while I was kissing her, so I did what she was doing, I found it amazingly arousing but my fella wasn’t having any part of getting hard again any time soon so I just focused on getting her off. We kept kissing and I lightly ran my fingers all around her pussy and thighs making a point to pull away just before I actually touched her. She started shaking every time I came near her slit and I took off her panties, I waited a while just kissing her so it would be a surprise and without warning slid one finger in her and used my thumb to rub the outside. I was amazed at how tight just one finger was and couldn’t help but wonder how a hard dick would ever fit inside. She gasped and bit my lip when I slid my finger in her so I started to pull it back out and she said in an almost panicked voice “no it feels so good, you have no idea.” I gently moved my finger in and out while rubbing in a circle on and just above the spongy area, and again her breathing became heavier. This time though she started rocking her hips to match my motion. A few minutes later she pulled me tight to her and her body shook gently then she felt like she just melted next to me. I leaned back and asked how she felt and she just smiled like she was in a daze and said “thank you”.
to be continued

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Beth the Cum Slut Ch 10 – 12

Beth is a cum slut as well as enjoying the licking pussy. She has been trying to get her dad to let her suck is big cock while offering her blow job services to a group of boys at school.

Danny becomes Danni. Part 3

Aunt Lynn has Danni meet the owner of a boutique and finishing school…namex Madelyn..while Madelyn is a genetically woman…she turns Danni on…making her wet..making her day of measuring…turn into two nasty sex sessions…because the lust…hit both the minute they met…

Sophie’s Summer Holiday

This is my entry for the second “writer’s competition” on the forum. I apologise for the length as its nearly 20,000 words, but I’m quite pleased with it, and I hope you take the time to read it. Thank you x

Mean Sheets

Hold me down and do me bitch
I ain’t afraid of you
Give me the tongue lashing I deserve
Hump my juice covered face
Got a monkey on my back, fur shure
Papa knows I’m her pet
She takes what she wants.
Oh yeah, baby,Take more than you need
No shy bunny she
My Boi has a fist on her and ain’t afraid to use it
Wham, bam, begging works,
I’ll beg for the peg, if I hafta
Got bite marks on my tits like campaign battle badges
This one: bed brawl just yesterday
Oh my lawdz, that one’s from brutal hand to hand
Damn near had ya; till I came
Mandyke ownz her Judy
I’m her blazing slut, even when I’m too blonde
So pound that pussy
Teach my cunt a lesson it’ll never forget

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Long Funny Sex Jokes

Christmas Eve
A man is about to jump off London Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It’s Santa Claus.
“Why do this? It’s Christmas Eve?” Santa says.
“Because I’ve lost my job, ” the man answered, ” my wife has left me, and I have no presents for the kids.”
“Ah, I can grant you 3 wishes, ” replied Santa, “So when you get up tomorrow your job will be there, your wife will be waiting for you, and there’ll be presents for the children.”
“Oh Santa – however can I repay you?” gasped the man.
“Well – not a lot of people know this, ” came the reply, “But old Santa is gay, you could bend over for me, the elves aren’t much good at it.”
“Dunno ’bout that, ” the man said.
“Oh, go on, ” Santa urged, “After all – I granted you 3 wishes, don’t be so ungrateful.”
“Ok, ” the man sighed, as he unzipped his trousers.
Santa did the biz and when he finished the man pulled his trousers back up.
Santa looks at the man and asks “How old are you?”
“47, ” came the reply.
“What? And you still believe in Santa Claus?”
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Rabbit Hole
Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that’s a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night.
He says to the first one, “You can sleep with the pigs,” the second guy,” you can sleep with the cows”, and the third guy, “I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 duaghters.”
The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, “I slept like a pig.”
The second man said ,”I slept like a cow.”
The third guy said, “I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole.”
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A night with the princess
A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina.
The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Fuck the Princess.
The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn’t control himself. This made the other two smile.
The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn’t control himself. The Third Guard smiled.
The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to fuck his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?!
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The Pickle Man
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.
His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.
“FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you’re always employee of the year!!” she asked, stunned.
To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired…
“Oh no, not again…What did you do this time?” she asks.
Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.
“You didn’t!” she hoped.
He blushed and replied, “Well, yes I did.”
Then she asks, “Did it hurt?”
“No no really,” answers the man.
Puzzled she then asks, “Well what happened to the pickle slicer??”
He answers, “Oh, *she* got fired too!”
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Psychiatrist Observations
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
“You all have obsessions,” he observed.
To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turned to the second mom. “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”
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Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in and he says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”
The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby doctor? What’s wrong?”
The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”
The woman is confused. “A hermaphrodite….. what’s that?”
The doctor replies, “Well, it means your baby has the…….er……features….of a male and a female.”
The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh MY GOD! you mean it has a penis….. AND a brain.
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I Don’t Think So!
Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.
Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.
“Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad.” Kate said.
Paul yells back, “Who do I look like the GE man, I Don’t think so.”
A little while later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it’s out.”
“Who do I look like an electrician, I don’t think so, ” Paul says.
A few minutes later Kate says, “Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it.”
Paul quickly replies, “Who do I look like a carpenter, I don’t think so.”
Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.
He decides to go to a bar down the road.
After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.
He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.
He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.
He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.
Paul sees his wife and says, “Babe, how did you fix all this.”
She looked at him and said, “Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.
A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.
He fixed everything.
I asked him what I could do for payment.
He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him.”
Paul says, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
Kate looks at him and replies, “Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don’t think so!”
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10 Things Not To Tell Your Boyfriend
10. Oh come on! Who’s gonna find out?
9. Well, your brother likes it this way.
8. Eeewww! Put that back in your shorts!
7. Dare to compare?
6. Can you go to the store and get me some tampons?
5. Is it supposed to bend that way?
4. Can I twist your wiener into a poodle?
3. Just go away I can finish myself!
2. I’m pregnant. . . . Ha just kidding!
1. Is it in yet?
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Shopping for a Husband
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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Satan’s Sister
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.
Satan walks up to the man and says, “Hey, don’t you know who I am?”
The man says, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan says, “Well, aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man says, “Nope, sure ain’t.”
Satan, perturbed, says, “And why aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Well, I’ve been married to your sister for 25 years.”
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No Taking For 30 Days
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man siad “Well the month is up tonight”.
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More Moaning
Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. “I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you’ve been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven’t I always been the good wife? I’ve cooked for you, raised your children, and I’ve always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven’t I done to make you happy?”
Embarrassed, Morris confesses, “It’s true, Sadie, you’ve been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don’t moan when we have sex!”
Sadie questions: “If I moaned when we had sex, you’d stop running around?! All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan during sex!”
So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, “Now, Morris, should I moan now?” “No not yet.”
Morris begins fondling Sadie. “What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?” “No, I’ll tell you when!”
He climbs on top of Sophie and begins to have intercourse. “Is it time for me to moan, Morris?” “Wait, I’ll tell you when.”
Moments later, in the heat of passion, seconds before reaching climax, Morris yells “Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!”
“OY! You wouldn’t BELIEVE what a day I had!”
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Schoolgirl Slut

Emily lived in a suburban neighborhood where she was very well known by all the men. She lived with her father Rick, her mother Caren, and her two older brothers Mike and Tim. Rick, her father was quite the popular guy on the block. He held weekly poker games, block party barbaques, and football parties regularly. All the men were very fond of Ricks little girl who was shaping into quite a beautiful women. It was summer time and Emily was going to be a freshmen in highschool. She had been waiting for this moment and was very excited. She prodded her daddy to take her shopping for new clothes often, and Rick finally gave in. He realized his little baby girl had grown into an esquisite young women. Her angelic face, full lips, shoulder length golden hair, petite frame with curves in the right places. Her mother Caren was very well endowed with D cup breasts. Emily was very lucky, being the only one in her middle school to have C cup breasts. Not only did all the boys at school lust over her, but the older men in her neighbborhood did aswell. She was simply a sex kitten in all aspects of the statement. Emily carried an attitude with her that had tease written all over her face. With her new wardrobe, she was well on her way to being the slut she so deserved to be.

“Will You Teach My Daughter?”

“Will You Teach My Daughter?”
* Teaching the new neighbor lady’s daughter about sex?…strange request….but Brandon was only to delighted to …’help out’. *
Brandon….
__It is still unclear as to just where and how the neighbor lady, Jan, and her daughter, Melinda, had been. Some secret government location in the U.S. They had spent most of their life there and were isolated from the rest of the world. When the dad came up missing, that’s all they were told…’missing -permanent’. They had to get permission to move away from there, and never say anything about where they had been or anything else.
They decided to move next door to us in a regular neighborhood. The mom Jan, became friends with my mom instantly. She had a million questions about regular life here. Daughter Melinda just sat quietly. Mel, as we all called her, was out of school now and she was a good looking, hot bodied girl. I was drawn to her right away. Her mom was pretty hot looking too and so friendly to me.
They were over as Jan talked to mom in the kitchen, Mel and I sat on the couch. With no TV or computers, Mel only read old books for entertainment. I found out she had no contact with guys at all. Her schooling was in an all girls small school and another one for the guys….all separated.
My mom had to leave but would be back in 30 minutes. As soon as she left, I had Jan on one side of me and Mel on the other. They had both been waiting for this opportunity. Jan sat real close and said: “Can you help us Brandon,….we need a guy to get us ‘up to date’ with this…kinda… new world were in. Dad was never home, and Mel has never had a date with a guy.”
“Could you come over tonight where we can talk private and you can fill us in on…’guys’ today. I don’t want your mom or anyone to know how uninformed we are.”
I thought, ‘is there any other answer but ’oh yes!’ as my heart raced…. I said: “ Sure”. I was old enough now, I came and went as I pleased. That night I quietly walked next door and entered thru a back door as Jan had planned.
They were both waiting for me and walked me arm an arm to their couch. They both had on robes. They explained that they liked to walk around in the nude at night. I said: “Oh…please be comfortable, don’t put robes on just because I’m here.” They both said…oh…we were hoping you might say that. They both took off their robes and were totally nude,…. like it was nothing. Mel said: “We really like you Brandon, do you like us?”
I said: “You girls are very sexy and pretty, I don’t know which one of you I like better…”
The both smiled big and ask if they could kiss me on the cheek.
It was hard to believe this was happening. I said: “Go ahead.” They got on their knees, one on each side of me and slowly scooted in close to kiss me on my cheeks. I had a big hardon, already picturing how this night might turn out.
I put an arm around each of their necks and pulled them gently in close. I got a close look at four beautiful tits and two dark pubic haired pussy’s. I had two hot girls breathing heavy on my face. They both kissed my cheeks and held the kisses.
Mel….
…mom was right, he’s just the right guy we had talked about getting. I had never kiss a guy until now. I held my kiss to feel the rush mom said I would get. His arm around my neck just intensified these new feelings. I had dreamed about a girl’s feelings and what they would be like when she was close with a guy. He somehow was making my pussy feel good too.
I slowly moved my lips around to his mouth…while mom started kissing him all over the side of his face. Finally a guy to get me what my stored up urges wanted. I felt so good and I kept going as more urges came up. I unbuttoned his shirt to feel his chest.
Jan…..
It had been a long time since I had been with Mel’s dad, and I was so turned on I wanted Brandon naked. He was just what we wanted to relieve this great sexual tension inside us.
Mel and I had to help each other for relief, now we had a young guy for real… to help us. I can’t believe how horny I’ve gotten. I see in Mel’s eyes she can’t wait to be with him. I want to kiss him for days it feels so good just kissing his face.
I helped her take his clothes off as our fingers trembled. I dimmed the lights as Mel pulled out the couch into a bed. I hope he understands our aggressiveness, but we’ve waited a long time for this. I let Mel go first to do the things she had only dreamed about with a guy.
I watched as they kissed slowly. The passion was building up in both of them as he lay between us. Watching Mel get fondled for the first time by a guy was awesome. He was gentle with her and felt her tits so nice. Poor Mel was so hyper, her whole body twitched with new exciting feelings. She was very wet as she squirmed her hips. Even I could see the wetness between her legs. She was huffing as he began sucking on her nipples. I just had to scoot close behind him and feel his warm body on mine. I pressed my tits into his back and pushed my pussy tight to him.
I eased my hand down to his warm hardon…omg… it had been so long since I had felt a nice warm hardon. It was between Mel’s legs now, as I stroked it. It was slick with Mel’s wetness and it caused spasms in my neglected pussy. I played with the slickness with my fingers. I felt Mel’s clit, so hot now and sensitive. I want his hardon in my mouth so bad. I love the feel of a warm hardon in my mouth, with the head going in and out of my lips. I would have to wait to get him to shoot his cum deep in my mouth to taste it again….
Mel….
I never realized how a mans tongue could be so sexy. I held his head and let my tongue feel his. He then took his tongue and ran it all over me….and then down to my nipples…omg…this is so breath taking… He’s continuing down my tummy….oh god I can’t take the tingles. I have to twitch my hips, it’s too much. Goose bumps…I feel his tongue licking my pubic hair. He’s….ooooo…licking my clit. I can’t take it, he going to make me orgasm with his tongue and mom’s finger both.
That’s enough! I start pulling on him to bring him up…I want him in me now…right now! Oh yes…almost here. I feel mom’s hand started to put his hardon in me. Easy…oh god easy, I’m a virgin still…ooooo… so tight…but so wonderful…there… The head of his hardon is in me and my pussy is expanding and getting bigger now. A little deeper at a time….. I can’t think at all, just feel him in me. I’m seeing visions of light in my head as he begins to slowly pump his hardon in me. He’s rolling on top of me….oh there…oh yes…oh yes…ooooo….., it’s just like mom said it would be….my knees are fully wide apart and he’s pumping me faster. Oh my god…oh yes! I think I’m cuming…yes…yes!…oh jez…here it is!
I had to yell out, I had no choice. My soul was shook and I lost control. I felt euphoria as I felt hot cum rushing in me, over and over. “Oh baby yes!” I yelled out as I pumped him back deep with my pussy. I held my arms tight around his neck and kissed and kissed his face all over….my whole body trembled…my mind seemed to float away, somewhere….,somewhere beautiful….
Jan…..
…wow…what a site to witness, my daughters first full on sex with a guy…I lost track of how many times I orgasmed with my fingers in my pussy….who can keep count at a happening like this…
They repeated their togetherness all night long…
It was a week before I got my turn.
Mel came up to me and whispered: (..mom, he’s all yours tonight.) I think my heart jumped 10 beats and a shot of warm wetness filled my pussy. I had been waiting for this to happen…..
Brandon…..
I have fucked my share of girls, but nothing like Mel. I couldn’t tell my buddies what luck I was having, they’d all be over her wanting to fuck Mel and Jan…so I just kept my mouth shut. Jan was a hot copy of Mel but well seasoned and horny as hell. We exchanged hugs and feels in their hallway, I thought she was going to faint. I loved to do a quick sneak and run my hand down her panties and watch her eyes close and I think she orgasmed right there. She would start humping my fingers and moan quietly. She would grab my hardon and squeeze it hard, then tremble.
It was time to get her in bed and us really get it on. Mel brought it up first and ask me to have sex with her mom. Lady luck is smiling on me.
A hot daughter and her hot mom….I couldn’t hardly believe the luck I was having. Mel told me…”Tonight Brandon, do her tonight..”
Now how could I turn that down…
It was all set to happen in their big bed. I came over and the house was dimly lit. Mel came in the living room…naked…and escorted me to their bedroom. There was Jan, all hot looking as they both undressed me.
Jan and I wasted no time and locked together still standing in a hot kissing session. Mel sat on the bed smiling as she watched us. I picked Jan up and put her on the bed. Mel watched us, all intense. Now it was her turn to watch her mom have sex with a guy. I noticed she was rubbing her pussy slightly.
Jan barely whispered to me: (…oh…let me suck you first…it’s been so long..”) I turned as now we lay 69, side by side. Her knees came up around my head with the first lick of her clit. “Ohhhhhhh” she moaned. Pussy juice began to soak her leg. I’d never seen a girl this hot before.
I wondered what two of my fingers would do on her G spot. I went for it as she deep throated me over and over. When I massaged her G spot…she went wild. I’d never seen a girl squirt before. She flooded my fingers, with gasping moans and squirming hips. I just touched her clit with my thumb and she squirted again. She mumbled some moans and gasp for air.
I was crazy hot watching and feeling her in her ecstasy. I looked at Mel. She was reaching in her pussy like she was trying to find her G spot. Her bucking and moaning told me she must have found it.
Mel was looking at me and as I turned to fuck Jan, Mel started feeling me all over. Next I had two girl kissing me and playing with my balls.
This was a first for me as the two hot girls began to work together to really turn me on.
Things got a little crazy as Mel and her mom started sharing me.
I was just starting to fuck Jan when Mel rolled me off. She got in top of me and stuck my hardon in her pussy. Now Jan started feeling my balls and feeling my body. They both tried to tongue kiss me at once. I felt like I was being attacked by two wild girls….and I like it!
Mel fucked me wildly and got an orgasm, Jan immediately took over and got on top of me. I didn’t realize it but all their years alone had built up inside them, and now it was coming out. They didn’t hold back now as they must have had sex with each other someway. Jan and Mel started feeling each other up and playing with each other tits, finger fucked their pussy’s and Jan got down and licked Mel’s pussy.
I was in shock, but so turned on also. They got me on my back and both took turns putting their pussy’s in my face as they took turns sucking on my hardon. My balls were ready to explode as they seem to be working for a peak in their sex fest with me. They made these hungry growling sounds as they attack my hardon. Squeezing, jacking and alternating sucking it.
They kept switching pussy’s and fucking my face, rubbing their clits on my lips. I held their hips and alternated licking their pussy’s as I felt a huge load of cum ready to shoot.
Out it came as they squealed and let it shoot on their faces and in their mouths. They took turns putting my hardon their mouths and taking a shot of cum. My mind went numb.
It was so over the top I just let my hardon shoot until every last shot was on or in them. They played with it and licked and swallowed until it was all gone….
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I woke up. It was morning. Two girls were washing me. I wonder if this was a dream, until….they saw me awake. The both started kissing me and then…..
Jan and Mel held up all the handcuffs, and said:
“You know of course, we are ‘never’ going to let you leave.”…….

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A SERVANTS TALE

My name is Khadam aged 45,un-married ,of average height but well built physique. I was working as the only (male or female)servant in the house.Though my master was a wealthy man,yet he did not like to have servants in his house.How I was hired,nobody knew the reason.Well,he seldom stay in the house even at nights,always bussy in making money.Lady of the house Farzana,aged 28,was his 2nd wife whom he married at the age of 55, after remaining widower for 20 years.Parveen,aged 22,was my master’s neice,a divorcee and Bina,aged 15,his only daughter from his 1st wife.These were the three females living in the house.Being only servant of the house,I have to do everything for everyone. One day,in the heat of summer,I was washing clothes and wearing only a thin lungi.Most of the clothes were women’s wear,and many of them were undergarments of different sizes and colours,made of different very thin,see-through fabrics.Suddenly dark clouds appeared and it was raining cats and dogs.Strong breeze also accompanied.I lunged and ran to collect the hanging clothes.Lady Farzana also came out of the house and started helping me in collecting the clothes.She was wearing a saree which got wet within seconds and clung to her body.The wind was so fast that it was difficult for me to hang on to my lungi.As I clutched the clothes,the knot of my lungi got loose and the strong wind took it away in a second.I was standing there stark naked in front of my master’s wife whose saree was also wrenched away from her body leaving her in her blouse and panty only.I tried to cover my manhood with the help of clothes who was standing upright,perhaps seeing my lady in semi nude condition.She came close,took the clothes from my hands and said in a polite voice,”Let me see,wow!you should not be bothered about your nakedness.Wow,wow!What a strong well built body!Wonderful!!And look at your cock,it must be 9 or 10 inches long,and so thick also.Let me touch it.”With one hand she held the already wet clothes and with the other hand she got hold of my cock and squeezed it.”No lady no,it is not right.I am your servant and you are my master’s wife.Plz don’t………”with trembling voice I said.She said,”Come,come,come.Let’s go inside and play some wonderful games in my bedroom.And don’t be afraid,there is no one in the house.I can’t be foolish to waste such an opputunity.”Taking hold of my arm,she dragged me into her bedroom.Standing in front of her,I felt very awkward with my rigid cock.Bolting the door,she serveyed me head to foot and wetting her lips with her tongue,she said,”You are very very handsome and strong too.I want to feel your strongness inside my body.” Seeing her in her blouse and panty,I thought that I should say something,”You are very very beautiful yourself,I am not,”She laughed and said,”Thank you Khadam but my real beauty is concealed in my panty and blouse.Come take them off and see for yourself what beauty looks like”.”But my lady ,I have never done that before in my life.I don’t know how to take off these tight pieces of panty etc.Plz spare me.If the master knew this,I will be thrown out of the house after getting severe punishment,”I stuttered.She laughed once again,placing her arms behind her neck took a long healthy yawn,showing her shaven armpits and said,”I’ll help you,come on.”Under her instructions,I took off all her clothes very easily and now for the first time in my life,I was seeing a woman,not any woman but my master’s beautiful young wife.My eyes were popping out of their sockets seeing her ripe breasts and freshly shaven crotch area.”I think Khadam that you are seeing a naked woman for the first time in your life.OK,I’ll let you examine my secret parts one by one.But do it quickly because I am feeling thirsty for your rock hard erection,”she said and giving my cock a smack,she sat on the side of the bed with spread legs and ordered me to sit between them on my knees,on the floor.”Now look at my pussy and tell me,”she said,to empethise ,she placed her hand on her cunt,”to which thing it resembled most.Yes yes,do touch it you won’t get hurt,”she laughed and laid on the bed.A little fearfully,I touched the tender lips of her pussy with my fat fingers and shuddered at their softness and delicacy,fearing that my fingers would hurt it.Seeing the shape ofher cunt,I atonce recognised its resemblance,”My lady!Its shape is just like a grain of wheat.”I shouted in triumph.She patted my shoulders,”Yes,you are quite right.The same old grain of wheat.Adam and Eve ate it and thrown out of the heaven.Now put your finger inside the slit,yes just like that,yes as deep as you can,yes yes and now move it in and out of my cunt,Oh my god,you are wonderful.I can’t bear anymore.come onto the bed and play the real game.Put your cock inside my pussy,I really need it now.”She laid in the center of the bed and spread her legs wide open.I stuttered,”But ma’m!I have never played such a game.I don’t know how to put my cock into your so small a slit.It is impossible and it will also hurt you a lot.It will tear your pussy into pieces.Plz beg me excuse,plz.”Sitting upright,she ordered me to lay like her.As soon as I obeyed,she sat on her legs on either side of my body in such a way that her thighs were hanging right above my stout member.She lowered herself and her pussy lips were touching the tip of my cock.She took hold of my cock and put her full weight on it.My cock went straight into her waiting thermal pudding and vanished inside.I felt a sudden warmth around the whole length of my cock.She put my hands on her breasts,ordered me to squeeze and rub them hard and started humping on my cock.My cock was moving in and out of her clenched pussy lips.I also started upward thrusts to meet her thrusts.My whole body was experiencing spasms of pleasure and enjoyment which were unknown to me before.She was also moaning,”Oh my goodness!what a wonderful fucking,what a pulsating sensation,Oh..Oh…Oh .”I could not imagine that putting the cock inside the cunt generate such a pleasant feelings to the both participants.Suddenly my lady shouted,”Oh my dear,I can’t wait anymore.I am cumming,cumming…cumming.”I felt that some warm liquid engulfed my cock.At the same instant my cock also started pouring something liquid into her pussy with sudden thrusts.I felt ecstatic currents of relief and joy taking over my body.I had never felt such an enjoyable satisfaction in my whole life.After some minutes I felt that my cock was getting smaller and smaller in Farzana’s vagina.My lady got down from my body.My cock slid out of her pussy in the form of a limp piece of meat.She started kissing me on my lips.My cock was lying on my stomach in limp form,smeared with our love juices.”Oh my dear!you are great,”she whispered ,”Let me taste our love juices.”She took my cock in his hand and started licking my loathed cock.Soon it went inside her mouth through her pouting lips.Sensing the warth of her mouth,my cock started raising his head and soon it was in full erection.Farzana was nibbing and sucking my cock with her expert tongue and lips.I whispered,”My lady!Plz lie on your back.I want to try fucking you once again.”She atonce complied and this time with some help from her,I succeeded in entering her cunt very easily.Soon I was pumping hard in and out of her clenched pussy.She was moaning,”Oh my God!you are so strong.I can’t hold anymore…oh…oh…oh.” Soon we both were ejaculating.With animal instinct,I was kissing,licking and sucking at her juicy lips and full grown breasts.After 10 or 11 jerks,puttingt my full load in her womb,I pulled out my cock and placed it her hungry mouth.Immediately she started licking and sucking it savouring the taste of our love juices.When she had finished cleaning my cock of last drop of our love juices,I started licking,kissing,nibling and sucking each and every part of her body.Now I knew how much enjoyable relishing excitement a woman’s body could give to a man and how.Thus we finished our first sex encounter-between a servant and his master’s lovely young wife. To be continued in part-2.

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Mia’s Service – A Deliberate Mistake

Mia, a young servant in the royal palace, dreams of a submissive relationship with her mistress the princess Liana. She contrives to get herself punished by the object of her desire. This is a story set in an original medieval fantasy world.