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MOUNTAIN BOYS PROMOTED TO SERGEANTS

Two old boys from the Mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Leroy says, “Hey, Jasper, there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in.”
“But we’s privates,” protests Jasper.
“We’s sergeants now,” says Leroy, pulling him inside. “Now, Jasper, I’m a-gonna sit down and have me a drink.”
“But we’s privates,” says Jasper.
You blind, boy?” asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. “We’s sergeants now.”
So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. “You’re cute,” she says, “and I’d like to date you, but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhea.”
Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it’s okay, give me the okay sign.”
So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign. Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
“Jasper,” he says, “what fo’ you give me the okay?”
“Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only the privates.” He points to his stripes. “But we’s sergeants now!”

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Home Alone, Fucked In My Bed

The next time Tommy and I saw each other was at my house a week after he forced himself on me at the salon. My mom and step-dad went out of town for the weekend, and my sister was away at college. So I was home alone for 2 whole days. Apparently he was keeping a close eye on my house, I actually saw him drive by once during the week, so he knew when my parents weren’t there.
It was Friday evening, the parentals had just driven away, and it was just me now. I ordered a pizza and watched TV all night until about 1am then decided to go to bed. Before heading to my room I made sure all the doors were locked, garage door was down, etc. I changed into a blue tank top and a pair of white boyshorts, and snuggled up in my bed. I hadn’t slept well since that night at the salon, but this night I fell into a deep sleep soon after I got into bed. However, it wouldn’t last long…
I was awaken by the feeling of rough scratchy flesh covering my mouth. I opened my eyes and saw Tommy sitting on the side of my bed! His hand was over my mouth. I struggled a bit, thinking “oh God, not again”, my arms were tucked so tighly under my covers and he made sure I stayed tucked. He said, “shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, quiet little girl, you’re going to enjoy this”. The sheer sight of him sent a feeling of panic through my body. However, not only did my heart start beating out of control… so did my pussy, and it was was getting wet too. What the fuck? I stopped struggling, and layed still. He pulled the covers off my body slowly. It was so quiet. His eyes widened and smiled at the site of my petite frame laying there, ready for him to take and do whatever he pleased. His hand still covered my mouth, my nose too, it was difficult to breathe. His other hand slid up my smooth leg, up to my knee, then to my inner thigh. He passed his hand over my panty covered mound to my soft tummy, I watched him as he admired my young body. He gently gripped my hips, then proceeded up under my tank top. He placed his hand on my left breast and squeezed it gently. Then he took his other hand off my mouth and placed it on my right breast and began massaging them both. He played with my erect brown nipples then leaned down to taste them. Pushing my ample, round tits together… he licked, sucked, and bit them while I let out a long sigh. He wasn’t content with tasting for long though. He sat back up and once again oggled the moon-lit body he was about to molest. He moved his hand to my stomach again, and slowly lowered it to the little triangle between my thighs. He was so gentle… I was surprised, but glad since I still had bruises from last week. His hand slid under the top of my panties and he used his fingers to dabble in my wetness. He looked at me and said, “Mmmmm, my baby girl is nice and wet…………………….. are you ready to get fucked?”
Honestly, I didn’t know what to say. My head said NO you fucking bastard, but my body was begging for it. God, he was turning me into a dick-craving slut. I moaned, “mmmmm….” and raised my hips. His hands were on the outside of my panties again and he began rubbing my pussy. I spread my legs so he could cover more area. The way he touched me turned me on so much. I could tell it was making him hot, having this young teenage girl in front of him, practically begging to have his cock in her. He felt my panties getting moist and so he rubbed faster. I moved my hips in a circular motion, I wanted his cock so bad! Tommy couldn’t take it much longer, I saw the same look in his eyes that I saw last time… he was hungry. I wondered if his cock was hard, so I reached over and put my hand on his crotch… it was VERY hard, and pulsating through his jeans. That gesture was all it took, he HAD to have me. He reached under my ass, grabbed the rim of my panties, and ripped them off in one quick motion. So much for being gentle! He stood up and removed all his clothes. I stared at his cock, it stood straight up, touching his stomach all the way to the tip. The head was thick, round, and blunt. The shaft was long and girthful. It was hard to believe he could even fit that thing inside me.
I sat up in my bed and looked up at him, he stood in front of me and grabbed his cock, rubbing it on my face, all over my cheeks, my lips, my chin… I felt his pre-cum create streams along my cheeks. He put his hand on the back of my head and stuck his cock in my mouth. I opened as wide as I could to make room as he moved in and out. My lips craddled his meat while my tongue made it nice and wet. He placed both hands on the back of my head and pushed deeper into my mouth, poking my throat as he groaned. I started gagging a little, so I put my hands on the front of his thighs and pushed back so he wouldn’t go so deep, but he didn’t like that. He grabbed both my hands and put them in back of me as if I was under arrest, and continued fucking my mouth. He moaned… “yeah, that’s it. Suck my cock like a good girl, like my good little slut girl…”. He rammed his cock furiously down my throat, moving his pelvis back and forth, his cock going in and out of my mouth, saliva covered my chin and lips, one hand gripped my long hair for complete control, the other bound my hands behind me.
He let go of my hands, certain I wouldn’t back away again, and lifted my tank top up. My breasts bounced out, and he grabbed hold and squeezed hard. I let out a yelp, but it was a good feeling. I liked how his hand fit around my plump tits, and when he pinched my nipples… it hurt so good. I looked up at him as he rocked back and forth, his hard cock stretching my mouth as I choked on it. He must have liked seeing me look at him while he fucked my face… because all of a sudden his head tilted back and he held my face in place, and began to groan. He rammed his cock as deep into my throat as he could, and I felt cum filling me up. I was drowning in his cum as it dripped down my chin, most of it though made its way down my throat. He pulled out and spooned the extra cum into my mouth with his cock, making sure I swallowed every last drop.
He told me to stay put while he went to get a drink.
I did as I was told, and several minutes went by. When he came back I realized he wasn’t done with me since his cock was hard again. I felt like such a whore because I was happy, my pussy felt empty and wanted to get filled up, and seeing Tommy’s swollen stick meant “sex”… and I wanted him to give it to me. He ordered me to take my top off. Now I was completely naked. He was the only person to see my naked body as a young woman, and it felt a little weird. He told me to get on the edge of my bed and bend over so he could see my ass. I hesitated and got a concerend look in my eyes, I didn’t want him to see all of me. I said, “Tommy, I don’t think I can do this again.” He asked if I wanted him to force me, he threatened to do more damage. Defeated, I kneeled on the edge of my bed and bent over. I had been shaving my pussy for a couple years, so I was completely bare all over. He walked over to me, mouth watering, he couldn’t wait to put his throbbing cock inside this young 16-year-old cunt. He put two fingers in his mouth to get them wet then began rubbing my hairless snatch. Fuck, it felt soooo good. He slid one finger slowly inside me, then two. He started pumping my pussy, finger fucking it. Instinct took over and I started backing up on them. I was ready for his cock. He pulled his fingers out… I knew what was coming next. I grabbed hold of the iron bars on my daybed, spread my legs a little more, and he settled into position behind me. Taking his cock in his hand, he stroked my pussy up and down. My fucking pussy was SOAKED. Then he pushed his thick head in me, slowly… then a little deeper, deeper, and deeper… and finally his whole cock was all the way inside me. It still hurt like it did the first time, but I didn’t care, I was ready to get fucked…
His cock was now plugged up inside my tiny hole. He pulled it out slowly, just to where he could see the head of his cock, then plunged back in. “Oh my god!” I yelled. He pulled out again… then shoved back inside… out again… in again… out… in. My pussy was wrapped so tightly around his thick dick, creating the ultimate friction. He started pounding my pussy, fucking my young cunt, he grabbed my ass cheeks and spread them so he could watch his cock fucking my wet little meat hole. He was beating my ass with every thrust, pushing so hard into me. He showed no mercy. He pulled my arms from the iron bars and clenched them together at my back. My face got smushed into the sheets, so my screams were muffled. He banged me hard, it seemed like forever. But then I heard the most erotic four words of my entire life… “get on your knees”. Good lord… those words he uttered at that moment, in that deep, hungry tone, made me almost cum right then and there. I did as he said, got on my knees, opened my mouth like he told me to do, and got the hugest load of cum all over my face. Again, he scooped every bit of it into my mouth, not a single drop let go to waste.
This was just the beginning of the night… or the weekend for that matter. He used me as his fuck toy for two days. I had more orgasms than I could handle. The entire weekend was spent with his cock inside me. The second night, I must have been so tired that I fell asleep and stayed asleep while he fucked me, because I woke up with wet thighs and sticky cum inside my pussy. However, I had to admit that I was smitten with Tommy. I actually liked the guy. Everything about him turned me on. This whole “arrangement” got my pussy wet, it was forbidden, him being so much older than me… me being under age… it was so sexy. I enjoyed the thought of being his teenage play-thing. Before he left my house he told me that we would see each other again, and this would be an “ongoing arrangement”. Because of his dominating nature, I was too frightened to argue. Tommy carried himself like a lion on a hunt, and when he pounced, I never knew if his bite would be painful or gentle. So I would just let things play out as they were meant to.

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Husband’s Best Friend

My husband was transferred to San Diego to attend school to learn more about his navy job. Finding a place in San Diego was hard because it was very expensive but we found a small two bedroom apartment for us and our son. Although very junior an E-3, guys at the school loved him because he had a car and a place off the base for everyone to hang out.
We would throw parties and all the guys from his school would come over a drink. They would usually drink too much and pass out on the couch or we would have guys all over the apartment sleeping on the floor. It was fun seeing all the guys drunk off their ass and joking around.
One of the guys became real good friends with my husband. Dennis had a lot in common with my husband and they hit it off. He became a regular fixture around the apartment coming over almost everyday and stay the weekends with us. He must have loved our couch because he slept on it all the time.
Dennis was a tall good looking guy that had no problem picking up women. He was 6 foot tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, and very handsome. He would always wear tight shirts or tank tops showing off his big chest and arms and jean shorts fit nicely against his ass. I couldn’t help myself from looking sometimes and dream of him taking me.
Dennis would always flirt with me and rub his crotch against me as he passed me in the kitchen. And I was no better, because I would wear loose fitting tops and no bra and bend over in front of him flashing him my firm 36C breast. At night, I would wear skimpy outfits like a tank top and tiny baggy shorts with no panties that showed off my sexy thighs. And if I sat just right on the love seat he could have a clear view of my full pussy lips.
I turned 21, we decided to have a birthday party and invite all the guys over. Dennis and my husband had a drinking contest and both got smashed. My husband got so drunk that he passed out on the bed. The party winded down and everyone began to leave so Dennis said he would stay to help me clean up the mess.
I was wearing tight fitting jeans and wanted to get out of them so I went to the bedroom and put on my sleeping outfit the tank top and tiny baggy shorts. As we picked up all the empty beer cans and food mess, Dennis kept looking down my shirt at my bare breast. I know he was trying to sneak a peak and I loved every minute of it.
As I was dishes, he would bring me dirty dishes and slide behind me and brush his hard cock against my ass. He was driving me wild and my pussy was getting super wet. I went to get a bowl of the coffee table bending over right in front of him putting my ass right in his face. My shorts were riding up and I am sure he a clear view of my aching pussy.
He followed my back to the kitchen and as I washed the bowl he pinned me against the counter began pressing his hard cock against my ass and kissing my neck. Whispering in my ear, I have to have you now and slid his hands around me cupping my young breast.
I knew that my husband was in the other room and knew it was wrong but I couldn’t stop myself. We began kissing; stripping each others clothes off, and I dropped to my knees taking his hard cock in my mouth.
His cock was so thick and big like a baby’s bottle that it was hard to get it in my mouth. Pre-cum was leaking from the head of his cock and it tasted so good. He grabbed me by the hand and led me to the couch and started to eat my pussy. His expert tongue swirled around my clit driving me wild. My pussy has never been eaten so well and he made sure I came twice before he stopped.
He laid me on the couch and rubbed the head of his cock against my swollen clit and dripping wet pussy. I begged him to stick his dick in me and he slowly drove his thick cock deep into me and held it there until I adjusted to his size. He loved my tight pussy and pulled his cock almost out before driving it back in while sucking on my hard nipples.
We reposition so that I was lying over the arm of the couch and he was behind me. Grabbing my hips, he aimed his big tool back at my pussy and drove it completely in making me gasp. I never have been fucked as hard before as he pounded away on my tight cunt with my pussy making sloshing noise as he used me.
He pulled me tightly back onto his cock as I felt his cock began to throb in me. I tried to pull his cock out but it was too late as he grunted and shot his seed deep into me. It seemed like he came forever shooting 3 or 4 times overflowing my sore pussy. His cock slowly slipped out of my well fucked cunt leaving a sloppy mess that ran down my legs and onto the couch arm. Spanking my ass and giving me a kiss on the cheek, he told me to go to bed and the next time he would fuck my pussy even better.
My abused cum filled pussy and I quietly walked down the hall to sneak back into the bedroom to where my husband laid passed out. Slipping slowly into bed and being very careful not to wake him, he began to stir. Luckily I had just slid under the sheets when he rolled over moving his body next to mine leaning over to give me a kiss.
As we kissed to his pleasant surprise, he found me lying naked in bed. His hand slid across my naked firm breasts then moving down my side caressing my young naked body coming to rest on my tight ass. He asked me why I was naked and I told him it was because I was hot and hoping that he would wake up to give me a good fucking. His cock got instantly hard and climbed on top of me pushing my legs apart to give him access to my young sweet pussy.
I thought he was going to slide his dick into my pussy but to my surprise. He stop and dove straight down lapping away at my previously well fucked cunt. I thought for sure he would smell the sex on me but he just kept licking away drive his tongue deep into my cum leaking pussy; telling me how wet and sweet I tasted. When he finished eating my pussy and went to give me a kiss I could see some of the remains of Dennis’s cum on his upper lip.
My husband easily slid his rock hard cock into my nasty sloppy pussy. My husband was bragging about how hot he had me and that my pussy was super wet. I could barely feel his little cock in me after Dennis thick cock had given me the best fucking of my life. A couple of thrusts later my husbands cum was now mixed deep inside of me with Dennis’s seed.
A few months later; I became pregnant with my second son. My husband thinks he is the proud father but I am pretty sure it is Dennis son.

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