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One night at the Club

It was Charles’ and Ann’s first time at the swingers club and both were a little nervous and at the same time excited.
After filling out some paperwork for the membership, one of the “hosts” took them on a tour of the establishment. There they were shown the different types of rooms and areas of the club. Charles was a little set back by the amount of rooms they had.
One room was the Domination Room. The room was designed to look like a medieval dungeon, where the was a leather table with a four point restraining straps straight across from the door and directly to the left of the table was a wooded “X” that also had straps for both the ankles and wrists. Charles found this to be a little exciting and hoped to possible be in there one day.
Besides the Domination Room, there were a dozen rooms that a couple or couples could shut and lock the doors for a more private encounter. But the two other rooms that caught the attention of Charles was the “Grope” room where many people could go in and have a mass orgy if they liked and these two beds that had a white shear mess screen over them. Directly over theses beds were neon lights that made it so when you are on the beds you can’t see out but people from outside can see what you are doing. This also excited Charles quite a bit.
Throughout the tour Charles wondered what, if anything would happen that night. He continually looked over at Ann to see what her expressions were and tried to get a feel from her. But he could pick anything up from her.
After the tour, Charles and Ann, were lead into the social are and were told to have a good time and don’t be afraid to mingle with other couples there. Which by Charles quick survey, realized that there weren’t many couple there that night and to add insult to injury, there weren’t many couples that he didn’t find all that attractive. This made his heart drop a wee bit because his hopes for any “hook” up with another couple severely dropped.
But Charles said to himself he really didn’t expect anything that night and this night’s adventure was more exploratory thing to see what the club was about and what this lifestyle was about. With that in mind he seemed to relax and enjoy the company of Ann.
The night went on and both Charles and Ann danced and mingled with a few other people. Asking these other couples questions about the club and what led them to live the swinger’s lifestyle. The answers were many and diverse.
About the time Charles was feeling like Ann was getting tired and slightly bored, he was about to ask Ann if she wanted to leave. At that time a couple, about the same age as Charles and Ann, came up to the small table they were sitting at and asked if they could join them.
Linda and Joe were their names. Linda was a petite blond with stunning blue eyes. Her black dress fit her so tightly that it showed every curve her sexy body had to offer, to include her small but perky breasts.
Joe was a medium sized man with dark hair and mustache with a simple soft smile. Charles was kind of surprised to see such two conflicting individuals in the club together. Linda with sex pouring off of ever square inch of her body and Joe that looked more at home behind the counter of the public library. But then again he thought to himself, Ann and him are also a bit of an odd couple.
Linda and Joe sat down at the table and ask a lot of questions of Charles and Ann and, in return, so did Charles and Ann. The questions ranged from how long have the two been swingers and what it was like the first time for them and so on.
After a long time of talking Charles notice that Joe was rubbing Ann’s thigh under her dress. This was an odd feeling for Charles. He didn’t feel jealous or angry but rather slightly turned on by this. And it didn’t help Charles any because Ann seemed to liked being touched by Joe. At the same time he noticed that Linda’s hand had found its way to his inner thigh just below his now growing cock.
“Shall we dance?” Linda said without warning, which startled Charles a bit. All four of them looked out to the empty dance floor and agreed that it would be fun. Once on the floor Linda had paired up with Charles and wrapped her arms around his neck. At the same time he had placed one arm around the small of her back and other hand onto her right hip. The music was very sensual and had a very slow deliberate beat causing Linda and Charles to grind against each other rather than dance.
The grinding caused Charles cock to grow hard and he, in his mind, swore some precum was begin to leak out. Linda felt him and pressed even harder against him. Charles was slightly embarrassed and even laughed to himself because he hadn’t had something like this happen to him since he was in high school. But what really drove him over the edge is when he saw Ann and Joe kissing. Watching the two make out mad his manhood extremely hard and no matter how much he tried to hide his excitement, he couldn’t.
The song had ended and Linda suggested that all four of them would go to the back room area and see if anyone was playing. Joe, with Ann and Charles with Linda went towards the back rooms.
When they got to the beds with the mesh screen over them, there was two couple going at it. The four watch as a strong looking man had his head buried between the legs of an old but sexy lady. His tongue had found its mark as the sexy lady thrashed about from a strong orgasm. While that was going on the other couple were having their own fun. An older looking man had a pretty young ladies leg up on his shoulders while he thrust his large, thick cock deep inside of her wet pussy. By what Charles could see she had already cummed and had that side of the bed soaked from her juices.
The four watched for a while then walked around some more. There weren’t many couples playing in the open that night but the four chatted about everything from the price of gas to what each room Linda and Joe had played in. At that time Charles had to excuse himself to go use the restroom. When he got there he had to wait for his erection to go down before he could aim properly. As he waited he saw large amounts of clear precum leaking from the opening of his cock. He was surprised and somewhat shocked by the amount that came out.
After several minutes of Charles thinking about anything but sex he finally finished going and left the restroom. When he found Joe, Linda and Ann the three were in a small group hug and he slide between Ann and Linda.
Ann finally said to Charles “Well….?” “Well what?” He responded. “Are we going to do this or what?” Those words from Ann’s mouth cause Charles to slide off into a different world. Then he stampeded out the word yes.
Linda quickly took Charles by the hand a lead him to the room know as the grope room with Joe and Ann close behind. Once the four got there Charles and Linda began to kiss. While they kissed they slowly moved to a bed in the large room. Linda fall back and her tight dress rolled up her legs revealing a pair of laced black pair of panties. Linda smiled at him and slides her hands under the waist band. Charles could see that she was playing with herself, teasing him and giving him the “come and get it look”.
Charles crawled onto the bed and between her legs and felt of her panties. They were wet and her pussy was very hot. Charles leaned his face towards Linda’s pussy and began to taste of her juices through her panties. Linda moaned loudly as he did this.
After teasing Linda for a while Charles slide Linda’s panties to the side allow him full access to her wet cunt. Slowly Charles slide one finger inside of her, he could had sworn that her slit started to milk his finger and he pushed deeper inside of her.
Linda looked down at Charles with wide eyes and an open mouth. She began to rock her hips against Charles’ finger and begged him to bury his face into her. Charles quickly did what he was told. Charles mouth opened then began to devour Linda’s wet cunt. His tongue slide the entire length of Linda. More and more juice flooded out from Linda, and then Charles tongue had found her clit. He licked and nibbled on it while using his fingers to fuck Linda until she came so hard that Charles face and the bed they were on became soaked from her.
By this time Linda had pushed Charles away and demanded the he remove his cloths. After getting naked Linda could see Charles full thick cock. The tip was a deep red and felt very heavy in Linda’s hand. “My my!” Linda said to Charles. “I think this might be a wee too big to fit inside of me!” Then Linda’s mouth engulfed Charles’ hot cock.
Charles almost lost it right then and there. Her mouth was wet and hot. He could feel her go deeper and deeper onto him until the tip had pressed firmly against the back of her throat. Linda had also began to stroke Charles’ balls and slide her mouth back over the shaft of his cock back to the sensitive tip and repeated this motion for, from what Charles could tell, a long time. Slurping nosies escaped from Linda’s mouth with each thrust of her head against Charles groin. Charles had to push Linda away in order to control himself.
Linda then came close to Charles and the two kissed deeply. Each could taste each other’s sex. Linda then rolled Charles onto his back and began to grind her cunt against his throbbing member but not allowing him to enter her.
Both Linda and Charles were slightly startled by a loud moan that had come from Ann. Joe had also placed his head between Ann’s legs where he was eating Ann’s pussy. This excited Charles even more!
“Oh! I felt that!” Linda said to Charles “Does watching turn you on?” Charles, without turning away from Joe and Ann simply said “Yes, yes it does!” Linda laid on top of Charles and continued to rock up and down on Charles cock, keeping him outside of her pussy the entire time. They both watched Joe and Ann for a while. After Joe had given Ann her second orgasm, she pulled his face to hers and kissed deeply. Then without words she rolled Joe onto his back and kissed her way down to his harden cock.
All grabbed Joe’s cock with both hands then licked to entire length of his shaft then allowed the tip to pierce her red lips. Linda and Charles watched Joe’s member disappear into Ann’s mouth then reappear as Ann pulled her head up from Joe’s crotch.
Joe had to excuse himself to go use the restroom and quickly left the room. Ann then slide over to Charles and Linda. “Can I help?” Ann asked. “Sure!” said Linda then she and Ann kissed deeply. This drove Charles mad with lust and he began to suck on Ann’s nipples. The three made moaning sounds and tried to touch every square inch of each others bodies.
By this time Joe returned and kissed both Linda and Ann deeply while Charles, still laying under Linda, watched.
Charles then felt the urge to use the restroom as well and excused himself. When he had returned he saw Ann, with her dress still on, with Linda going down on her and Joe’s cock filled her mouth again. He watched the three play and found that large amounts of the clear precum oozed from the tip of his cock.
“Oh you are back.” Linda said with a smile. Charles hadn’t realized that she was looking at him. “Yes I am” Charles replied. “Good because I want that cock!” Linda quickly reached into her purse and retrieved a condom and had placed it on Charles cock.
Ann and Joe and already had been fucking and by the sounds of it both were having a great time of it. Linda had lain back onto the bed and looked up to Charles with her blue eyes. Charles didn’t need any words; he knew exactly what she wanted.
Charles slide onto the bed and between Linda’s legs and eased he large cock into her tight pussy. Linda gasped as the tip parted her cunt and began its quest to fill her up.
He pushed himself deep into Linda, so deep that his balls had pressed against Linda’s ass. Linda grabbed Charles ass and screamed out “Harder!” He then raised his hips to a point he was almost out of her then slammed down into her as hard as he could.
“Harder!” Linda yelled out. Charles used his arms to pin Linda’s legs over her head and he slammed harder and faster than before. “OH FUCK!!!” Linda screamed “That’s it! Fuck me hard!!”
Charles drove hard into Linda and the slapping sounds their bodies made filled the room. “OOOOOHHHH FFFUUUCCCKKKK!!! I’M CUMMING!” Linda said more like an animal than a human. Then Linda’s pussy squirted. Her juices covered Charles cock and ran down her ass and belly, cover both of them. Charles began to feel his balls tighten and the tip of his cock become more sensitive.
His breath became more raged and his thrust deeper, his voice became a low growl with each deeper thrust. Then he had reached the point of no return. His cock began its rhythmic twitching as loads of hot cum filled the condom that was buried deep inside of Linda. With one last push he buried himself as deep as he could into Linda’s squirting pussy and then he fell off her breathing hard covered in sweat and Linda’s pussy.
When he realized that he was done he saw Joe and Ann watching the two. They apparently had been done and were enjoying the two perform. “We weren’t sure if you two were fighting.” Joe said with a smile on his face. All four began to laugh at that comment but Linda said “Charles and I can fight like that any time” Then she smiled.
The four said their goodbyes and the drive home for Charles and Ann was very talkative. Ann asked if Charles like what had happen and he responded “My cock is still hard! Does that answer The question?” Ann reached over and felt of Charles cock and, to her surprised it was still very hard. “What about you?” Charles asked. Ann said it was “ok.” But when they got home at four in the morning instead of going to bed Ann attacked Charles in bed and rode his cock for several more orgasms.
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Love My Sis (In-Law)

My name is Rick, and I’m married to Lori. She has two sisters that I simply love, and would do almost anything to get intimate with. This series is about how I was able to go through the whole female side of the family. Most is true, with a little embellishment at times.

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Il sogno diventa realtà

Il racconto narra di un uomo e una donna che hanno una relazione cibernetica, e di un ipotetico loro incontro, dopo che da tempo reprimevano le reciproche pulsioni per timore di rovinare l’amicizia. Incontro che forse diventer? reale. Narra di quando un giorno l’uomo prende l’iniziativa e si dichiara, ed esplodono entrambi in un turbinio di erotica passione, appagando tutti i desideri repressi da troppo tempo. Il racconto ? a tratti romantico, a tratti erotico, ? esplicito e coinvolgente pur non essendo mai volgare.-

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Brads new computer pt2

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Encounter with Sophie and Andrew

There’s something about Sophie. Something very compelling, very arousing. As my flatmate I get to see her in all her guises – early morning, late at night, before and after make-up – and I am constantly entranced by her. She oozes it!
At 19 she has the youthful innocence of a bubbly, carefree teenager, but she has the physical presence of an alluring woman. Her hair silky blonde, flowing over her shoulders, center parted, covering the sides of her pretty face. Her eyes big blue entrancing eyes that hold your stare. Her skin so smooth and soft to kiss, her young lips full, tender and intimate. She has the body of a babe: slim but buxom, her breasts prominent and firm, her belly nicely rounded, pierced with a tiny gold ring; her ass large, round, tightly packed into her stretched black pants.
To watch Sophie dress is to watch femininity flower. Her naked form is a sight to arouse, but watching her decorate herself, admiring her own beauty as she does, you will be transfixed, full of awe and desire. She wears trendy but elegant figure hugging clothes. Always a pants, usually black or red, tight around her ass and slightly flared. Her light cotton tops are usually worn tight over an uplifting bra, slightly pressing her breasts together to give an even fuller look. When she’s going to a club or party she wears a more revealing top; maybe flimsy shiny and backless, loose front that gives a glimpse when she bends or leans forward; or sheer and silky white that presses against her braless breasts, nipples teasingly visible.
Watching Sophie all dressed up at a party or club, looking so pretty, sexy and vibrant, chatting with her girlfriends or flirting with the boys I feel like I want to give her the world, to pamper her and of course to make love to her over and over and over! She enjoys the attention that guys give her. She knows that she turns them on, the they would like to be intimate with her, and that I would like them to be intimate with her!
The night of her office Christmas party, Sophie arrived home with a work friend of hers. He had come in for a drink having shared a taxi with her. She was in great form, giddy and flirty as she gets after an evening out. She was looking so gorgeous wearing a black velvet pants and a red sleeveless top that was laced all the way down at the front, from her neck to her waist, her flesh showing through the wide gap and the shape of her breasts clearly on display. Sophie introduced Andrew to me and he sat beside me while she made drinks. He was a nice guy, capable of conversation and good humored. He looked handsome and very cool: short, very dark hair, dark eyebrows, slightly tanned face, deep blue eyes. He wore a tight v-neck black t-shirt and baggy grey combat trousers. I could see that he was Sophie’s type of guy!
She arrived into the room with a gin & tonic each, handed them to us then threw herself on the sofa between us. She raised her glass and toasted Christmas then lay back casually. I could clearly see inside her blouse and was sure that Andrew could too. I ran my fingers through Sophie’s hair as we chatted, gently caressing her forehead and her neck. Every so often she took my hand and kissed it then she thanked Andrew for escorting her home and gave him a friendly kiss on the cheek. She lay her head on his shoulder playfully and smiled at him as she held his stare. It was as if she temporarly forgot I was there as she raised her head and kissed him again, very gently on the cheek. She then brought her hand to his face, turned him towards her, and kissed him briefly on the lips. He couldn’t help but respond and he kissed her back, again gently and very briefly. Soon they were kissing like lovers but Andrew was still bemused and unsure and kept his hands to himself. I found myself reaching for his hand and brought it to Sophie’s leg. Automatically Andrew started to run his hand over her thigh, still kissing. I watched them as I felt a bulge in my shorts. I leaned forward and kissed Sophie’s neck, I ran my hand over her waist and nibbled her earlobe. I felt her breast touch a finger then cupped it in my hand, feeling the firm silky texture. Andrew kissed Sophie’s chin, then her neck and her cleavage. Sophie let out a deep sigh as she tilted her head back inviting us to feast on her. Squeezing Sophie’s breast gently, I lifted it to Andrew’s mouth. He kissed it, flicked his tongue over it then sucked her nipple through the blouse.
There was nothing more spoken. We had passed a barrier and shed our inhibitions. Sophie drifted into a blissful limbo, allowing whatever would happen to take its course. Andrew was overcome with lustful opportunism and proceeded to devour the beautiful young body that craved his loving. I was so excited at the sight of Sophie being pleased by another man, at the reality of her being caressed by two men and at the beautiful possibilites that would follow in a freeflowing threesome.
Spontaneously I lifted Sophie’s blouse over her head. Her breasts stood firm, exposed before us, round underneath, slightly upturned, her nipples brown, tender, erect. Andrew knelt at her feet and undid the button of her tight pants. Unzipping her, he pulled her pants to her feet as Sophie wriggled out of them. She wore white silk panties, very skimpy, just string around her waist and a little triangle covering her crotch. Andrew parted her legs and ran one finger over her panties. You could see her wetness emerging. He leaned forward and kissed her through the fabric. Sophie groaned. I cupped her right breast in my hand and kissed her on the lips. Smelling her sweet perfume, feeling her soft, young lips against mine. I felt Sophie’s hand touch mine; she was feeling her own breast. I watched as she gently squeezed herself, running her hand over her own breast, letting her erect nipple flicker between each finger, then squeezing again and sighing deeply. I took her hand and guided it over her body, over her belly and to the rim of her panties. Andrew was kissing her crotch as we slid our hands under her panties, mine on top of Sophie’s and she groaned as she felt herself. Gently I applied pressure as we slowly moved our hands over her wet mound. I guided her finger inside her, following her with my own, both penetrating her. She was so warm, so silky soft and moist. We manoevered our fingers together inside her, playing with her sex. I took her hand again and guided it to her face. I ran her own finger over her lips, moistening them with her own juices. Sophie pursed her lips and sucked her finger, tasting herself.
Andrew knelt upright and pulled his t-shirt over his head. He had a smooth chest, tanned with a flat stomach. he unbuttoned his trousers and pulled them down stepping from them. He wore black lycra shorts that were tight on his thighs and emphasised the shape of his large bulge. Sophie reach forward and held him by the hem of his shorts. She pulled him towards her and kissed him passsionately. Her hands roamed over his back, running up to his head, through his hair and down again to his ass, squeezing him and stretching his cheeks. I took my cock in my hand and started masturbating as I watched Sophie and Andrew caressing. Andrew knelt upright again and took hold of Sophie’s legs pulling her toward his erect cock. I held her by the waist and we lowered her to the floor. Sophie lay on her back, closed her eyes and stretched her hands over her head offering her beautiful, firm, young body to us. I lay beside her, resting on one arm, running my hands over her breasts then kissing them and taking her nipple in my mouth. Andrew parted her legs and took his cock in his hand. He bagan stroking himself, moistening his cock with precum. I watched as he brought the tip of his cock to Sophie’s pussy: he ran his cock the length of her lips, up and down, taking her wetness on his cock then easing into her, so slowly, just the head and out again. Sophie groans, Andrew eases into her again, a little more, and out again. He keeps penetrating her gently and retreating, teasing her pussy. I kiss Sophie on he lips, running my hand through her shiny blond hair, my tongue feeling her soft lips and entertwining with hers. I notice Andrew has moved beside Sophie, stroking his wet cock near her face. He runs a finger along his slit and takes a string of cum, bringing it to Sophie’s lips, wetting her with his cum. Sophie licks her lips and groans. I make way and watch close up as Andrew brings his cock to Sophie’s cheek, letting it rest there for her. She turns her head so slightly, Andrew’s cock now touching her lips. She licks it. She kisses it and licks it again. She licks underneath his cock, lifting it slightly with her tongue and sucking on it with her lips. She opens her mouth and Andrew urges forward a little into her. I kiss Sophie on the cheek again, so close, watching her take Andrew’s cock in her mouth, smelling them both, hearing the gentle liquid noises. Sophie brings her hand to Andrew’s cock and wraps her fingers around it. She strokes him into her, sucking him deeper, breathing through her nose. Then she turns her head, eyes still closed and kisses me on the lips. I can taste Andrew from her, her lips so moist with his cum. She opens her eyes and looks straight at me: those large, deep, blue lovable eyes sparkle with a little mischief. She brings Andrew’s cock to her mouth again, kisses it, then touches it against my lips. She smiles as she runs Andrew’s wet cock over my mouth, then strokes it inviting me to suck him. I am totally engrossed in her pleasure and wrap my lips around his cock as if it were Sophie. It feels so warm, so smooth, so tasty, I take him deep in my mouth. Sophie licks then length of his shaft as it slides in and out of my mouth. We are both sucking Andrew’s cock and it feels like the most intimate sex imaginable.
My cock is now hard and oozing, touching against Sophies smooth flesh. Andrew withdraws from us and turns Sophie on her side facing me. He lies behind her so that she is sandwiched between us. We wriggle together for a while kissing, breathing deeply, caressing each other, hands running over all three bodies as if it were one mass. Andrew’s cock rests between the cheeks of Sophie’s ass, moistening her, sliding up and down her crack. My cock is so wet rubbing against Sophie’s soft belly. She feels both our cocks caressing her, in front and behind. Andrew slides his cock between her legs, running it along her swollen pussy lips, he finds her opening and penetrates her, all the way. Sophie lets out a little shriek and licks my face. My cock is still rubbing against her belly in a pool of cum feeling so smooth on her skin, so warm and tingling. Andrew begins to fuck her, thrusting into her, making her groan little short sighs. Sophie is wedged so tight between us, the thrusting of Andrew’s fucking is rubbing her belly against my cock. He speeds up, plunging his hard cock into Sophie’s gorgeous tight pussy, slapping against her ass. She feels his cock inside her so deep and mine rubbing outside, she is effortlessly ebbing and flowing between us, her body sandwiched, fucked from behind and caressed from the front. My cum has spread a large moist pool over her belly and mine, my cock tingling all round in warm wet flesh. Looking at Sophie’s face, her luscious feminine lips, her sweating young face, her warm breath, smelling her perfume and her sex, her smooth wet body caressing my cock, Andrew lifts her with every deep fuck, faster and deeper. I tense my body all over, feeling a rush in my crotch, cum spurting from me, soaking us, getting wetter and wetter. Sophie screams as Andrew explodes inside her, feeling his cum saturate her inside, my cum outside her and her juices oozing from her pussy, down her thighs as she feels both cocks massage her beautiful body. We are a heap of warm flesh soaked in cum and sweat, breathing deeply, sighing, kissing and caressing.
We stay for a while in silence, gently swaying together feeling so warm and satisfied. We will have to shower, get dressed, talk about it and maybe do it again! It was Sophie’s first time experiencing the joys of having two guys and my first time experiencing intimacy with a guy. We had broken a barrier and felt liberated. We’ve had a few more experiences since and will have more to come. Would love to tell you about them!

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The Truth About Nikki – pt – 13

The Truth About Nikki – pt13 – The Swinger Life
Note: Again, I have changed the names of the men that I dated from the time that I moved to Seattle and thereafter. These diary posts are intended to tell my story, not to embarrass the men whom I have spent time with over the years.
After returning from my vacation with Kevin, I dove back into my life with a new more vigorous attitude towards life in general. I was happy and anxious all at the same time. Kevin and I talked regularly and I always hung up the phone feeling a combination of guilt for not having included him and pure hornyness for his touch. The first indication that my plan was successful was when my cycle didn’t arrive at its normal time, although not a positive marker, it defiantly was a positive sign. I made the decision not to run out and buy a testing kit, but rather to wait another full month before celebrating. It was a month of pure torture because I wanted to know for sure.
During that next month Bill called to invite me to the club meeting and when I told him that I wasn’t going to be attending for a month or two he asked if we could go out to dinner at least. I told him that it would be great to get out and we set a date and place to meet. He had offered to pick me up but I was always cautious about giving anyone my home address, lest things turn out badly. I had also turned down numerous calls for “dates” during this month of celibacy. I wasn’t sure how it would affect my little side business but at this point, but I really didn’t care either.
Bill and I had a wonderful first date, he was involved in the computer business yet didn’t seem like the typical computer geek at all. He has a quick humor and had many interests other than software and microchips. He said that he had just fallen into this business because for some reason he just naturally understood computers and code. He had actually been and engineering major in college when one of his professors had picked up on his talent and talked him into changing over to computer programming. He said that from the very first day everything just seemed to click and he breezed through everything that they threw at him. He was hired right out of Stanford and had been here ever since.
Over the next few weeks, Bill and I went out on several more dates. During one of these he finally asked why I had stopped going to the group parties, was it because it had been a one-time thing for me, or that I didn’t enjoy it. I decided that rather than telling him some story I would reveal the truth to him. I told him that I had really enjoyed the party but that I might be pregnant and had decided to forgo any further meeting until I found out for sure and had seen a doctor. He sat there for a moment before saying that he understood, but had really been missing me at the Friday night mixers. Bill and I had developed a friendship, we liked each other, and I had enjoyed the hot sex we had at that first party and I did crave sex with him again, yet I think that both of us had realized that we had no deeper feeling for each other beyond being friends and lovers.
When my second cycle failed to appear on time, I knew that it was time for a test strip, which confirmed my hopes with its little plus sign. I was elated beyond words. Now all I had to worry about was Kevin’s reaction when he finally found out.
After being checked out buy my new doctor and declared to be in perfect health, I asked her if there were any risks to the baby during sex and she assured me that it was perfectly ok to enjoy myself sexually even into my ninth month unless some problem cropped up. She set me up on a regular schedule of visits and I went home to break the news to my son. He couldn’t understand how I could have a baby inside me, but seemed happy about being a big brother.
In my excitement I had completely forgotten about this being a Friday evening so when Bill called about the party, I really didn’t know what to say initially. After some easy banter with him I realized just how horny I was and told him that I was going to attend tonight. He asked if he could pick me up and I told him where and when we could meet.
As the afternoon wore on and I prepped my son for his overnight stay with our next-door neighbor and her son, I felt the anticipation slowly building within me. By the time I finally pulled out of the driveway and headed down town to meet Bill I could feel my freshly shaven pussy leaking into my panties.
Bill picked me up right on time and we headed out of town. We had been chatting about a number of things when he asked me for a favor. I told him that it depended on what it was and he asked if he could be my number one guy tonight. I giggled and told him that it would be wonderful to have him first, maybe second and third if he had it in him. He smiled and asked if he could tell me something without me getting pissed and I told him sure. Bill kind of blurted out that he thought is was so hot that I was pregnant and that ever since I had told him he had wanted to fuck me so bad that his balls hurt. I didn’t know what to say, so I just asked him why it made him so horny and he replied that he really didn’t know, but it did. It intrigued me as to why it would arouse him so much and I began to ask him to really think about it and try and give me some answer. We went back and forth the rest of the way to the party and as we locked his car the basic conclusion of our discussion was that he had never been with a pregnant woman and maybe had the fantasy of making a baby. I decided to see if he responded to the same nasty talk as Kevin always had when we fucked. This would confirm in my mind if he shared Kevin’s fantasy of breeding women.
We had arrived a bit late so we quickly stripped and joined the group just as some couples were pairing up in different corners of the room. Just walking into the room, filled with at least 15 black men in different stages of arousal and at another 6 to 8 ladies, made my pussy begin to send little electric shudders up my spine. Bill’s cock had been hard as a rock when he had pulled his pants off and now that I had seen the action around us I desperately needed him as much as he did me. I gripped his cock in my right hand and led him to an open mat on the floor. All he had said when I had grabbed him was “lead on, my lady”. As I released him and began to kneel before him he asked me to lie down and let him drive now. He followed me down and almost before my back was against the mat his mouth was on my wet pussy and his tongue darted inside. Within three to four well placed licks of Bill’s tongue, my pent up desire exploded and I found myself bucking and gripping his head to my pussy. As I recovered he lifted his face from my crotch and said that he thought he had found the right spot. I chuckled and pulled him up onto my belly, I needed to feel his manhood fill me. I guided his drooling cock to the mouth of my womb and he pressed himself into me, we both moaned as his cock stretched me around his girth. With each slow thrust he forced more and more of his wonderful cock into my depths, my pussy was quaking and I told him that I was going to cum again soon. He smiled down at me and we kissed as he seated the last of his 9-inch tool within me. My legs had automatically wrapped around him and he began fucking me with a slow steady stroke. The feeling of his cock grinding into me made me shudder and moan in delight, I loved this feeling, my entire body was trembling with the electric energy that flowed from a mans cock as it worked its magic within me. I came in another blinding orgasm, Bills breath against my cheek as I shuddered in his grasp. This time as I recovered my breath I asked him softly how he liked fucking my pregnant pussy. He groaned that he loved it and his fucking became more urgent, I could feel his need to cum, his entire body was almost rigid as he fucked me a bit faster and harder. My pussy was doing flip-flops again and that special tingling was building with each wet smack of his cock into my hole. I whispered to bill to fill me with his seed, putting the emphasis on the word seed. That was what he needed and he instantly groaned and drove his big cock into my depths and exploded, the feeling of his cock thumping within me pushed me over the limit and I too came, gripping his body to mine as his sperm filled my pussy. I slid my legs down his back and entwined them with his legs as we lay there enjoying our post fuck bliss. I kissed him on the cheek and said “thank you”, hearing him chuckle into my neck, “no Nikki, thank you”. As he finally began to stir, I told him to roll over because I wanted to suck his beautiful cock. I twisted around and lowered my mouth to his limp and leaking tool, it tasted delicious and I swallowed as much as I could hold making him exclaim how good it felt. I began sucking him with full strokes of my mouth, lingering each time to swirl his cock head with my tongue before engulfing his cock again.
I had completely forgotten that we were in a room filled with other people who were fucking and sucking too, until I heard a voice behind me ask if I was up for another cock in my white pussy. I instantly decided to concede this decision to bill and told him that I was his for the night; he could share or hoard me as he wished. As I went back to sucking his cock he told the gentleman that “I” would be pleased to serve his cock with my hot white ass. Bill had never talked that dominate before and both stunned me and pleased me, especially when he put his hand on my head and gave it a little push telling me to suck him deeper. I felt movement between my legs and heard this new voice tell Bill how fucking nice and tight my pussy looked as I felt his cock slid into my juicy hole. He wasted no time driving his cock into me until his balls slapped against my wetness. I moaned and squirmed as this new man gripped my ass and began pounding his cock into my pussy. He told Bill that if I had been his bitch that he wouldn’t have shared my cunt with anybody and thanked him for the ride. Bills cock was rock hard and he was forcing me down it to my very limit, telling me to suck it, suck it hard, suck it deep. I knew that he had a perfect view of this unknown man pounding his cock into my aching hole and that was the reason he was being so much more dominate now that he had ever been. I suddenly exploded in orgasm bringing moans from my lover. He asked me if I was enjoying my black cock injection, but with my mouth full of Bill’s thumping cock and could only moan my response. Bill’s grip tightened on my head and he told me to swallow his fucking seed as his cock began to spew thick globs of sticky semen down my throat. I gulped his saltiness down and relished every last spurt of it until he finally pushed me away. The gent behind me was pounding his cock into me and I felt another orgasm ripping up my spine, I gripped Bill’s leg as it washed over me, bucking under this new lovers grip. He made a loud groan a pulled my ass tightly to him and held me there as I felt his cock thump inside me, mixing his sperm with Bills. He didn’t linger in my womb, as soon as he had finished depositing his semen within my folds he withdrew, kissed me on the cheek, said thank you, and left.
I turned to lie beside Bill and he told me to stay on my knees, that he wanted to fuck my sweet little hole again before another brother dropped in to bust a nut. His cock slid right into my cream filled pussy and he began fucking me with powerful strokes instantly. He asked if I was serious about being his bitch for the night and I looked back and said that yes, for tonight I was his to use as he wished. He said that was the hottest thing any woman had ever done for him, to give herself to him 100%. His big cock was driving me crazy again within minutes and I had just enough warning to tell him that I was going to cum before my orgasm slammed into me making me quiver and quake while his cock speared into me like a black harpoon. He was slapping himself into me wildly and I knew he was at that magic point so I begged him to pump his black baby seed into me, again my words worked perfectly and he slammed his cock into me groaning as he emptied his hot fertile sperm into me.
Now I heard several voices around us and lifted up to see several men and a couple of the ladies gathered around us. Some of the guys were telling Bill how hot our fuck had been while others were asking if I wanted some more black meat. Bill pulled from my pussy and waved one of the ladies over who wordlessly engulfed his cock and began sucking him with gusto. He patted me on the ass and announced to everyone that I wanted to celebrate tonight because I had just found out that I was pregnant. He went on to say that I hadn’t soiled myself with white seed, that I had bred a fine black baby. As he continued to pat my ass and rub the thick cum between my legs he told the guys that I would service as many of them that wanted me.
My mind exploded with one thought and one thought only, OH FUCK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Several guys moved in beside me and began fondling my breasts and fingering my cream covered pussy. I thought about reneging on the deal, but the touch of four hands fondling and fingering me had already begun to wake up my pussy again. Deciding to give it a go, I relaxed as Bill moved away and joined the others to watch. A third man appeared in front of me and slid his fat cock into my mouth. He pressed himself into me until his eight-inch cock was buried between my cheeks, and my nose rubbed his belly. As he began to slow fuck my mouth he told everyone that I was a fine little cock-sucker. One of the guys beside me moved around and I felt him rub his cock up and down my slit, congratulated me on being pregnant and drove his nice big cock into my juicy pussy and began to fuck me hard and fast. As he pounded my pussy he was giving a play by play to the audience about how good I fucked, how much nut he was going to pump into me and the like. The guy at my front pulled out and moved aside saying that he was going to save his seed for my pussy, and that he wanted to make that baby grow big with his fertilizer. I glanced around and found that everybody was intently watching me getting fucked, to include Bill who was smiling at me while throat fucking the lady servicing his cock. I exploded in a huge orgasm and a small applause came from the crowd as I wiggled and squirmed on this new cock. He was grunting loudly behind me, pounding his cock into me so hard that my whole body shook when he slammed into me. I knew that he was close so I whimpered and begged him to fill my pussy with his seed and he did. With four or five mighty thrusts he dumped his cream inside me, forcing the cum already there out, around his cock and to drip onto the mat below me. Someone mentioned something about the cum puddle forming below me and one of the ladies rolled to her back and slid under me and began licking the sperm from the guys balls. As he pulled out to make room for the next man she pressed her face into my filled box and lapped at me until the next gent told her to move. This guy had a larger cock, like Bills, maybe even a bit larger. He moved behind me, slid his cock several inches into me then asked if I wanted some more big nigga cock in my white gash. His cock felt so nice and thick that I just shoved my hips back against him, taking most of his wonderful cock into my pussy. He said that I had answered his question perfectly and slammed the remainder of his black meat into me. Someone in the crowd remarked that I sure could take a big cock and one lady said that she sure wished that she could take Gordon’s cock to the balls like that. It was like a party atmosphere around me, people laughing, making comments, drinking, and watching us, as man after man would fuck my used pussy. The gal below me kept kissing and licking me wherever she could get her tongue as Gordon pounded me with his big cock. The combination of her licking and Gordon’s cock stretching my hole wide open threw me into another bone shattering climax, bringing another applause from the crowd. As I caught my breath, I felt a finger on my clit, but before I could tell her to stop, the lady below me had made me cum again. This time, the second that I could talk, I told her not to fiddle, bringing chuckles from the crowd. Gordon Announced to everyone that he was going to pump his baby seed in my sweet white pussy then eased his cock all the way in and came. His thick cock felt like it expanded in size each time he shot his load inside me. I mewed to the crowd how good it felt to have his cock cum in me and several of the other ladies responded in kind, saying it was wonderful. The lady below was already at work, licking the cum up as it dripped from Gordon’s balls. He held his cock inside me until it had gone completely flaccid before slipping it from me and rubbing it over my ass. Bill asked if I wanted a break and I said “hell yea”, again bringing laughter from the crowd. The gal below me, gripped my hips and pulled me to her mouth, sucking and slurping the thick white mixture of pure man seed from my womb, it felt wonderful but I finally asked her to stop, I needed a break, not another orgasm. We got up and headed for the bar together to get a drink. I introduced myself and she said that her name was Lisa. Bill gave me an orange soda and mixed something for Lisa while we chatted. She said that she loved watching me get fucked like that; that it was so surreal to be right there and watch those big cocks fuck my pussy. I told her that I wasn’t used to having ladies go down on me like that, and she said that she loved doing it, and that I could sit on her face anytime. I explained that I wouldn’t feel right about doing that because I really didn’t have any lust for women that way. Lisa told me that she was cool with that, she loved cock and cunt, both were good for certain things and that I had a nice cunt and she loved my clit. I smiled and asked her to avoid my clit in the future if a guy was fucking me already. She giggled and said that I came like a racehorse and I reiterated to her that my clitty was super sensitive. Lisa moved off and I sat down on a bar stool and surveyed the crowd. Over in the corner was Gordon and the little gal from the audience that said she couldn’t take his whole cock. As I watched, he positioned her hips on a pillow and moved between her legs. I could hear her moan and squeal a bit as he drove his big fucking cock into her. I walked over to them and sat on a chair almost directly behind them, looking straight up between their legs as his thick cock stretched her pussy wide. The sight of her pussy being stretched so tightly around his thick black shaft made my pussy quiver. As he drove into her, her pussy lips would roll into her hole and when he pulled out they stretched several inches out of her. At each inward thrust she would mew and squeal with delight as Gordon fucked her a bit deeper. I was just leaning back, watching the show and sipping my soda when Bill came over and sat on the arm of the chair. He leaned over and said that Mandy probably had the smallest pussy he had ever fucked and I remarked that she looked super tight but seemed to love Gordon’s cock. Bill went on to say that Mandy could only take about a seven-inch cock, but loved to fuck as I could plainly see. I asked if she was with someone or was single like me, and bill said that she was married and came here for black cock therapy every Friday night. Looking around I asked Bill to point out her hubby and he laughed and said that he never met the guy and that she always came alone. I sipped my soda and went back to watching Mandy and Gordon fuck, his cocksmanship was outstanding and I felt my pussy twitch just watching him work. His hips were constantly working his tool inside her, now I knew why I had cum so hard on his dick. Mandy squealed and squirmed her way through three orgasms before Gordon groaned and I got to watch as his sperm pumped from her pussy and down her ass crack.
Bill leaned over and asked me if I had ever tried anal sex before and I told him that I enjoyed it on occasion. He chuckled and asked if this was one of those occasions because when he had watched me fuck earlier, the sight of my fluttering asshole had almost driven him crazy. I reached over and began stroking his cock back to life and told him that after watching Mandy and Gordon, I was ready. Bill’s cock inflated in mere moments and he stood and offered his hand to me, instead, I pulled him towards me and slipped his cock into my mouth. I had just taken a sip of my orange soda and the coolness of it made him moan and shudder as it coated his tool. I relished the taste as his cock, fresh precum, and the soda blended in my mouth. The scent of fuck was so powerful and erotic that I felt my pussy juices begin to flow immediately. I worked my mouth over his cock, making it jump each time that I flicked my tongue over his hole. Bill finally pushed me from his cock and said that he needed to fuck, or he was going to nut in my mouth.
I slipped from the soft cushions of the chair and knelt on the floor placing my elbows back on the seat cushion. Bill’s hands were instantly on my hips and I felt his perfect cock enter my sopping pussy. It felt so good that I lowered my head to the cushion and just enjoyed the wonderful little electric tingles that zipped up my spine every time Bill shoved the cock into my slit. He told me that my twat felt incredible but he just had to feel my tight fucking asshole milk his cock, with that he slipped from me and placed his 9 inch cock against my back door. Leaning in to me, I felt his cock fold my bung in until that magic moment that it popped over his cock head and slid down his fat cock shaft, making me moan. Bill told me that it was just as tight as he thought it would be as he worked more and more of it up my ass with gentle pressure, forcing more of his meat into me with each thrust. Gordon piped up from behind us and said that my ass looked like a rubber band stretched around a wine bottle and Bill told him it felt more like he had his cock in a boa constrictor. All I knew was that it felt simply wonderful, it is such a different kind of feeling when a man is in your ass, the rippling waves of electric tingles that happen when a mans cock fucks my pussy are replaced with this smooth, almost continuous wave of pleasure.
Bill took his time and fucked me with slow, full strokes. His hands on my hips told me what his level of enjoyment was. He would grip me tighter and tighter until a point then slow way down to recover, as his grip would lessen he would begin forcing himself into me faster and faster until again he would be gripping my hips like a vise. He gave me two of those wonderful mellow orgasms, which I love and I just laid there at let the pleasure flow through me each time. On his third or fourth time at brink, Bill never slowed his pace and exploded. His first few shots went straight into my bung but then he withdrew and shot the remainder up my back and onto my shoulders. Leaving his withering cock between my ass cheeks he massaged his sperm into my back and shoulders as if it was lotion before backing away from me.
When I felt another pair of hands on my ass I initially thought that Gordon had moved in for another round but then I heard Gordon’s voice to my side. I twisted around and found another, entirely different guy moving between my legs. He smiled down at me and said that he hadn’t made my acquaintance yet, that his name was Ed. His cock head had already slipped into my dripping pussy and with one thrust of his hips he drove his balls tight against my mound. Ed didn’t have a big cock but he really knew how to use what he had, as he pumped my pussy fast and hard he twisted around making his cock rake across a different spot with each stroke. This had me moaning and quivering in no time, that electric buzz between my legs soon became an electric tornado and I came hard on his cock as he kept my pussy impaled on his cock with his strong hands. Ed didn’t even alter his fucking as I shuddered beneath him because almost before I had even caught my breath I felt another orgasm rising within me. I whimpered to him that I was going to cum again and he said it was good that I was enjoying his cock. My next orgasm shook me to my bones and Ed did slow down this time to allow me to recover. Once I had quit gasping for breath, Ed asked someone for a cushion, which he placed by my side then he pulled his cock from me, rolled me onto my side, lifted my left leg up and slammed his cock back into me with a wet splat. From the second he began fucking me like this I could feel my pussy going nuts again. His wet balls sliding back and forth on my right leg as his cock worked my pussy from this different angle felt so incredibly different. With Ed clutching my left leg to his chest I came so hard that I almost passed out from the intensity. Things came back slowly and I realized that Ed was no longer pounding my pussy, he was buried fully inside me, still gripping my leg and smiling down into my eyes with that post fuck grin on his face. As he slipped from my pussy, releasing a gush of sperm from my filled womb he said that it was a beautiful thing to watch me cum, and that he had enjoyed our fuck very much.
I was tired, hot, and sweaty and in need of a ladies room so I escaped before Bill could offer me up to another man. While cleaning up, I was stunned to see that it was almost 2am already and thought to myself that time really did fly when you were having fun. I realized that I truly was having a good time; this was such a different atmosphere than my normal outings (if you could call them normal). It was a very low key and fun atmosphere, people came here to enjoy each other’s company and have some pretty great sex along the way. I gave myself a quick inspection in the mirror and headed back to the party, ready to do Bill’s bidding.
I found Bill on a couch watching another couple and flopped down beside him, planting a kiss on his cheek as I did. He patted my leg and asked if I was ready to go home or if I wanted to hang around for a while longer. I leaned over and reminded him that I was his tonight and was fine with whatever decision he made. He chuckled and said that I was a very kewl lady, and then went on to say that he would love to hang around a while longer. Then he motioned to another gentleman by the bar, who grabbed his drink and walked our way. He was about 6′, medium build, maybe early 40’s, and had what looked like about an 8″ uncut cock swinging back and forth as he approached. Bill introduced me to Raymond, and then asked if he was interested in servicing me. Raymond looked at me, said that he would love to play if I was up for it. I couldn’t help but notice that his cock was already beginning to harden at the thought of fucking with me. That realization made my pussy begin to tingle for him too. So in answer to his question, I reached out for his hand, pulled him closer and slipped his semi hard cock into my mouth. Raymond’s hand instantly cupped the back of my head and he stepped even closer to me. Bill chuckled beside me and said that I certainly knew how to make friends.
It only took a minute or two before Raymond was hard as rock in my mouth and moaning. I let him slip from my mouth and led him just a few steps to an unoccupied mat. I grabbed a nearby pillow and laid down with the pillow under my hips while Raymond eased between my legs and slipped his cock into my pussy. It felt wonderful as he ground his cock into me and I told him so, he replied that he loved the way my slick pussy felt too. Raymond drove his cock into me with firm slow strokes making sure that he ground against my mound each time and it was driving me crazy. Within just a few minutes I whimpered to him that I was cumming, then exploded in a wonderful orgasm. He groaned into my ear how much he loved the way my pussy felt when I came on his cock. He continued to grind his groin against my pussy and I felt another climax building within me even as I recovered from the first one. He had found that special spot to hit with each stroke and wasn’t going to leave it alone, all I could do was enjoy the wonderful fuck that he was giving me. I came again, even harder that the first one and zoned out for a few seconds as I bucked beneath him. As I began to recover I heard other voices around us and knew that we had drawn a crowd of onlookers. Raymond moaned that he was going to cum but wanted to make me cum too. He didn’t have long to wait as another orgasm hit me from nowhere and I zoned out again while it shot electric bolts through my brain. As I became aware of my surrounding again, Raymond was pounding his cock into me hard and fast, moaning “fuck, fuck, fuck” into my ear until he suddenly stiffened and froze on top of me, filling my pussy with his fresh semen. As his cock thumped within me a soft moan escaped his lips and he gave me a deep lasting kiss before pulling from my sopping pussy and lifting himself from me, allowing the cool air-conditioned air to make me shudder. I was a bit shocked when another man moved in between my legs and shoved a large cock into me, gripped my hips and began pounding it into me with fast, hard, thrusts. The sudden change of size and fucking style threw my pussy into overdrive almost instantly. This guy wasn’t lying upon me, he knelt between my open legs, slamming himself into my womb, making a loud smacking sound with each stroke as his balls slapped against my cum coated pussy hole. I gripped his hands on my hips and came so hard that I blanked out for long moments only to return to find this new man still fucking me like a man possessed. My vision was spotty, my breath was ragged, and I could hear whimpers escaping my lips, but I had no control of my body as yet another orgasm slammed into my skull. I must have looked like a rag doll shaking beneath his hard fucking because of the amount of cheers and laughter coming from the audience when I recovered. I was still moaning with the last waves of my climax when this new man groaned loudly and exploded in my pussy. I felt the first two or three hard pulses of his cock within me as his sperm flooded my box, then he pulled himself from me and I watched as his fat black cock shot stream after stream of thick white cum up my belly, almost to my breasts. The onlookers almost broke out in a mass cheer as I was being hosed down with sperm. He knelt above me and wrung out his beautiful thick cock on my belly, forming a pool of semen around my navel. He knee walked up my body, rubbing his cock back and forth on my belly and breasts as he did, giving me my first good view of his thick cock. He placed his sweet tool on my lips and pressed it into my mouth. His super slick cock tasted wonderful and I swallowed as much as I could before slipping my mouth back to lick the tip of his pointy cock head. He moaned and told me to suck his cock head just like that and his hands gripped each side of my head. He pumped his cock over my tongue with short fast strokes and with each stroke I gave his cock head a flick or two with my tongue. His cock quickly hardened and his grip tightened even more as he moaned and humped my mouth. Someone pushed my legs apart and I felt the wonderful sensation of a smooth tongue drive into my dripping pussy, sending ripples of pleasure up my spine with each slurp. The cock in my mouth suddenly erupted, shooting its thick streams of warm salty seed against the back of my throat. I clamped my lips tight and gulped down load after load of his fertile sperm, until only its final spurt remained on my tongue. I gripped his slick cock at the base and gently wrung out the final dribbles of semen before letting his cock slip from my mouth. It was perfect timing because the tongue between my legs made me explode in another huge bucking orgasm just as his cock slid down my cheek. I bucked against the face mashed into my used pussy until it began to subside and I twisted away and sat up on the mat.
I was spent, I had enjoyed every minute of this evening but I was exhausted and trembling as I stood and headed for the bar to get something to drink. Bill read my mind and said that as soon as I was ready, he would take me home. We sat at the bar as I drank a Pepsi and chatted about the evening. I remarked that I hadn’t noticed him with anyone else except the gal who had sucked his cock earlier. He just remarked that he had been with all the ladies before but had just wanted to be around me tonight. It was a flattering remark from him, wanting to be with me when there were so many pretty women here and I think it made me blush a bit. I finished my drink, cleaned up and Bill took me back to my car.
As I drove home, I went back over the events of the evening and realized just how much real fun it had been. There had been absolutely no pressure to perform; all I had to be was myself. I hadn’t really thought about my life as a lady for hire too much, it was even less stressful than working for Kevin, but there was always that push to please the customer at the expense of my own wants and desires. As a member of this group, I could do what I wished, when I wished to do it.
I slid in between the sheets that night and instantly fell into a deep peaceful slumber, already looking forward to next Friday.
My next diary posting will be entitled ” The Truth About Nikki – pt14 – Work and Play”

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Meanwhile, At The Drug Store

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

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