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My Night in Room 303

I’d heard a lot of stories about The Omni Parker House in Boston. All of them claiming it to be haunted. Now don’t get me wrong, I believed ghosts were possible. But I didn’t believe in all those TV shows. But I was finally going to get to do my own investigation. I stood outside looking up at the looming building. People were glancing at me awkwardly as they passed me on the street. Probably because of what I was wearing. A black tank top, black cargo pants, a fedora, black high tops, and my blue John Lennon-style glasses. Or it could’ve been my weight. I was on the heavier side but I still thought I was beautiful.
From behind me I heard someone speaking in an English accent. I turned around to see one of the guides giving a ghost tour. It was the guide that I had taken the history tour with a few years back. We still kept in touch. He saw me and I gave him a quick wave. He returned it then continued on. I looked up once more at the building, adjusted my bag over my shoulder, and headed inside. Pulling the letter out of my back pocket. I walked up to the hotel desk.
“Can I have the key to Room 303?” The man behind the desk gave me a confused look.
“I’m sorry,” he paused to take a look at me.
“…miss. But that room is not open to the public. As you may know only one person allowed in that room; Stephen King.”
“Oh I know. And I have permission from him right here.” I showed him the letter. I had written to King asking him permission for the room and him, being the not only brilliant author but AWESOME dude he was, had hand-written me a letter granting permission. And not only did he grant me permission, he promised to pay for a night in the hotel.
The guy behind the desk read over the letter and reluctantly reached down for the key. He handed it to me.
“Here you go. Now, because the room is so unoccupied we haven’t cleaned it in a while. It’ll take about an hour to clean up so you may enjoy the sights of Boston or enjoy the hotel bar.”
“Thank you very much.” I took the key and headed into the bar. It was sometime around 9 and I needed some kind of pick-me up. I ordered rum on the rocks and sat there sipping my drink. Suddenly, I heard a deep voice behind me.
“Well hello there. And what brings a beautiful demoness like you to this hotel tonight?”  I took in a deep breath, took another sip and turned to face this man. I was taken aback by him. He was stunning.
His eyes were red like crimson blood. His hair was jet back and slightly spiked. I couldn’t tell exactly how tall he was but he looked about 6’2″, 6 inches taller than me. His lips were in a perfect Cupid’s bow shape. His muscles were well toned. Not huge but nice. After staring at him another minute, I finally found myself.
“Interesting. I’ve been called a number of things but never a demoness. But if you must know I’m checking out the strange occurrences in the hotel.” A smile tugged at his lips and there was an evil glint in his eyes. He moved his hand to my thigh.
“Well how about we create our own occurrence.” I could feel myself getting wet but I remembered why I was really here.
“Back off. I’m here on business.” He moved his hand away from my thigh but the smile still remained. He caressed my cheek.
“Very well. Until we meet again.” and then he turned and disappeared into a crowd of people. I returned to my drink when I felt a hand on my shoulder.
“Listen buddy, I already told you…” but when I turned to face him, it was the hotel manager.
“Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else.” He moved his hand away and said,
“I just wanted to tell you that your room is ready.”
“Oh, thank you.” I finished my drink, dropped a twenty on the table and headed up to my room. I got into the elevator and pressed the button to go up to my floor. All the while I kept thinking about that guy at the bar. He was so handsome. And his voice was full of lust and passion. If I had been here for a different reason, I might’ve gone for him. I got out and started down the hallway.
I got about four steps down the hall when I heard footsteps behind me. I looked around but nobody was there. I shook my head. ‘I’m either imagining things or this might be a ghost’ I thought to myself. I kept walking down until I finally reached my room. I unlocked the door an entered.
The first thing I did was drop my bag on the floor. I hadn’t brought much. A change of clothes, a notebook, my toothbrush and deodorant, a regular digital camera, and a video recording camera. I took in the sights of my room. It was like my dream room. The sheets and pillows on the bed were black. The walls were painted green and the floors were hardwood. It was not just a room, but a suite. It had a living area and a bedroom with a bathroom extending off. I reached into my bag and pulled out pajamas and got changed. As I was finishing changing my door opened. It just opened. But there was nobody there. I admit, I was a little freaked out. I walked back over to shut and lock the door. But when I turned around, I nearly fainted. He was here. The man from the bar. That same smirk on his face and his hands in his pockets.
“Well, well. We meet again.” I backed against the wall.
“Wha…? Who…who are you? What are you doing here?” he didn’t answer. He only smiled and walked over to me and wrapped his arms around me, squeezing my ass gently. I moved my hands to his chest but before I could push him away, he kissed me. I kept trying to fight it but I couldn’t. I just wanted him and all of him.
He pushed his tongue into my mouth and I welcomed it. My tongue met his and the two moved around each other, battling for supremacy. When he pulled away I felt weak in the knees. Only one word could escape my lips
“Wow.”
“Let me explain. My name is Shukaku, and I’m a lust demon. I have been trapped on the surface for 600 years and I will be trapped here until I can find a human female to mate with for all eternity. And I want you to be that female, my sweet demoness. You are so beautiful.” I couldn’t speak. I was so terrified but at the same time I just wanted him. Demon or not. I felt the word escape my lips
“Yes. Yes, I will be yours, my dark demon.” The lust set ablaze in his eyes and kissed me. Even more passionately than before. He pulled away.
“Just one thing remains, what is your name?” I spoke, barely audible.
“Aimee. Spelled A-i-m-e-e.”
“The French word for beloved, how appropriate. I need to see you, now.” I stripped for him: practically ripping the clothes from my body and stood before him naked.
“Now my sweet, I’m going to show you my true form. If you accept me for who I am, then you shall be mine forever. Do you understand?” I could only nod. He stepped back and began to change to his true demonic form, shredding his clothes as he did.
He grew to be seven feet tall. A long forked tongue darted out quickly. The muscles he had amazingly become bigger and more defined. He also grew a long scaled tail and large black bat-like wing. After taking this all in my eyes came to a stop on his cock. His thick cock had to be at least fourteen inches long and 4 inches thick. A soft moan of appreciation left my lips. He was magnificent.
“Do you still want me?” I didn’t answer. Rather I knelt before him and began stroking his cock, feeling it become harder. I could hear a growl in his throat.
“That’s my sweet.” I moved my mouth to the head of his cock. I let my tongue swirl around hit and I could him moaning. I began taking him into my mouth. I finally felt him hit the back of my throat. I still had at least another 5 inches left.
He moved his hand to the back of my head and began applying pressure. He kept pushing and I kept taking him in until finally my chin was resting against his balls. He was moaning in pleasure. I ran my tongue up and his shaft.
“Oh! SHIT!” He exclaimed and I felt a gush in my throat as he came. My mouth overflowed and a few drops ran down my chin. I removed from my mouth making sure to get every little drop. Once he was fully out I swallowed his cum. I wiped the leftover drops from my chin with the back of my hand. Shukaku ran his fingers through my hairs.
“You are so wonderful. And now that you’ve made feel so good, I want to please you.” He stood me up and threw me onto the bed. He dove his body down onto mine and began snaking his tongue all over my body. He ran it down to my right breast and flicked the nipple and I could feel it harden. He moved his hand up to my left breast and cupped it. He pinched my nipple and I let out a gasp.  I could feel myself getting even wetter.
“Oh Shukaku, please. I need you now. Please.” I begged. He smiled revealing pearly white teeth with razor sharp canines. He moved his hands to my legs and spread me wide. He took one of his fingers and began to push into me until he hit my hymen.
“Interesting, old enough to order rum but still a virgin.” I looked away, embarrassed.
“I used a fake ID. I’m only 17.” He began rubbing my clit and spoke to me again.
“My my, you do have a dark side to you don’t you?” I nodded and as he kept rubbing my clit I felt myself growing to closer but just as I was about to climax, he stopped.  He moved his hand away and I let up a moan in protest. He gave me that smirk that I was beginning to hate as much as I loved it. I began move my hand down to finish but he grabbed my hands and pinned them above my head. He whispered into my ear
“Keep your arms there and don’t move them.” He moved his and away and I felt as if I’d been confined but there were no types of rope to bind me.
“Good girl. Now, are you ready?”
“Yes, please. I need you.” He positioned himself at the entrance of my cunt. I bit my lip, waiting. He rubbed the head of his dick up and down my wet slit. Then finally, he pushed himself into me. I cried out in pain and pleasure. I felt like I was going to split in two. He kept pushing until he hit that barrier. With one good hard thrust, he wiped away my virgin status and buried the rest of his cock into my pussy.
“Oh Aimee! You’re so tight!” He grunted through gritted teeth. He paused for a moment letting me get use to him in me. And then he began thrusting in and out of my tight hole.
“Shukaku! It feels so good! Please harder!” He didn’t need me to tell him twice before he was picking up speed and force.
“My sweet, I’m going to cum in your womb and you will become bound to me forever.” I could only nod as another cry of ecstasy left me. I would willingly become his mate for eternity. After more thrusting I could feel the orgasm building up in me.
“Oh Shukaku, I’m cumming. Don’t stop! Don’t stop!” He continued pounding me relentlessly until I finally felt him explode within me. My pussy clenched around him hard I felt like I was going to pass out. It was pure bliss.
He collapsed against me and the two of us lay there together; gasping for air. He eased himself from me and I let out a slight whimper. He rolled over and lay on the bed beside me as my body kept trembling with echoes of the powerful orgasm. I could finally move my arms. He rolled onto his side and gently began kneading my breast.
“You are now mine forever. You will come to me whenever I call. We can sense when the other is in pain or danger.  Do you understand?” I nodded but then a thought came into my head.
“It’s you, isn’t it?”
“What do you mean, my sweet?”
“You’re the one haunting the hotel aren’t you.” He chuckled softly under his breath.
“Guilty as charged. And I’ve also revealed myself to only one other human. The author known as Stephen King. And I’ve helped inspired a lot of his stories,” Well that explains a lot, I thought as he continued.
“And in return for the stories, he promised to find me a mate. I guess he must’ve found you.” He kissed me gently on the lips again.
“And now I have found the love of my life. And now that I have you, I’m never letting you go.” He moved me into a spooning position and gave a slap on the ass. I reached for his arm and wrapped it around my waist. He moved his leg over mine. I snuggled deeper into the embrace and I felt his chest against my back. It felt so wonderful. He kissed the back of my neck and a shiver went through my spine.
“Sleep now, my demoness.” And after laying there a few more minutes, sleep overtook me. I didn’t know what the future held, but all I knew was that I was now the mate of a demon, and I was going to enjoy it.

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Mistress of the house pt 1

As we sit on the couch of my home kissing i slowly move my hand down your back and thank god you are wearing a skirt tonight. I reach down to your butt and i slowly caress it with my fingertips
you moan in expectation and kiss me all the harder. I feel your nipples getting hard through your shirt and I so enjoy that sound. I have dreamed of this moment with you for the last 6 months and tonight im finally going to live the fantasy I’ve been thinking of all this time. I start to move my hand down your skirt and you reach down and unzip your skirt for me. I feel under your skirt and to my surprise the cute innocent little girl I thought you were was wearing a thong. Silk caresses my skin as i reach around the slim elastic waistband and allow my hand to travel around your waist teasing you as you start to unbutton my shirt. I reach down and just rip it open. With glee you immediately grab my pecks and start scratching me seductively with your nails. I need you and want you so badly. I reach under your shirt and rip it off of you in one quick movement taking your nipple to mouth i start to massage it with my free hand as you moan in pleasure. You start kissing your way down from my neck and down the short curly hair i have at my waist. “God you feel so good against me” I whisper as I move my other hand to lift you up to slip your skirt off and your left exposed it what i thought was just a thong but to my surprise it is actually a teddy and it curves your body in all the right places. High on the hips and thin stretched material as you push me away and stand up.
I moan expectantly you push me down and tell me to wait like a nice little boy. I feel so depraved and like a teenager again working on my first crush. I wait as you disappear into the other room and I hear the faint sound of music start up. It’s something slow and has a solid rhythm. I cant place it right now but its perfect for the mood you set me up for the entire night. After 5 minutes I cant wait anymore. I get up and go into the other room and much to my surprise there you are with a cat of nine tails and a riding crop.
“What the fuck?” And as you turn around I notice the teddy is replaced with crotches leather chaps and leather bra now. How did you have time to slip that on? You drop the cat o’ nine Tails and approach with the riding crop held In hand saying “you’ve been a bad boy for the past six months.” “you don’t think im stupid do you?”
”No” i answer looking at the crotches chaps and bra. God I’m drooling all over myself imagining what your gonna do with those. You approach and swat me once, twice, three times on my penis.
Explosions of pain wrack my body and i collapse I groan and moan in pain writhing on the floor as you straddle me. “You have been a very bad boy haven’t you?“ “Answer me” you whisper venomously in my ear. I can only nod in the affirmative. The pain has blinded me to all else but what’s this? With the pain what is this feeling? God look at the size of me now!! You look and smile that mischievous smile of yours that I’ve seen for the last six months. Ye gods if that’s what it takes im not sure i wanna do this anymore.
“Not you choice” you whisper in my ear. You turn me so im laying flat on my back. As i moan “OW!!” as you hit me on the chest. “No noise” you say “No noise.” “I don’t want my parents to know” Oh god i never met your parents and they live hear with you!?!
But i don’t wanna get hit again that hurts and feels so good. You kick me in the side of the gut and stand on my stomach and i look down and feel pain from heels. When, how did u put those on oh they hurt but this feeling of pleasure won’t go away. What am I to enjoy this punishment. You just grin and say “I’ve broken many boys who thought they were men. I’ve taught them what they should do around the mistress of this house”
“i want you to say it”
“say what”
“OW” you’d think i would learn quickly this way
“Say yes mistress”
“Yes mistress.” I cant hear you (Snap)
OW fuck that was the whip that time. “YES Mistress”
“NOT SO LOUD!” as you move those spike heels off and lower your crop teasingly down my chest and smack the inside of my thigh hurts so bad now then you say “I have a dog chain hanging from my door, do you see it”
“Yes mistress” is my only reply. “It belonged to my last dog i think i told you well it looks like i have a new one now but first take of those ridiculous pants NOW!”
As i undo my belt you lower yourself for what i think is a kiss as you come closer i pucker and suddenly SNAP goes your teeth bare millimeters from my lips. So close. So close
I desperately want that sweet innocent girl back but this exotic creature crouched down over me is still a surprise to me and the way she pleasures me I must have more of.
“Go get the collar” i shuffle over and grab it. Its not a collar at all! Its only an inch and a half in diameter and leather with studs on the outside. As my understanding dawns on me SMSCK!
“You’re taking too long.”
“Yes mistress” i mumble. I shuffle back over to you and bow my head and hold the collar out to you. You take it and whip both my legs. I fall to the ground with a thump and lay back in agony. You spread my legs and I hear a buckle come apart and I feel leather on the shaft in between my legs.
“Oh my” you say in surprise “It doesn’t look like this one will do for someone as endowed as you. Well we’ll just leave this one off for tonight. I feel your lips touch my shaft and it twitches in expectation as you slowly slide your toung down the bottom of my shaft and tease my balls. I move my hands and I feel teeth. I stop. My hands are hanging midair and I hear you say in between clenched teeth “If you want to keep these and maybe have more little boys like you id suggest that while im pleasuring myself with you you never move and simply enjoy the range of feelings I allow you to have.”
“Yes mistress, May I lower my hands back down?”
“No, that would be movement that I haven’t agreed to now wouldn’t it?”
“Yes Mistress”
You slowly go back to milking my engorged cock up and down with your tong and slowly scratch the surface of my balls with your fingernails. The feeling is so erotic I feel on the edge of coming already. You clench my balls in your hand and pry them away from my body. The pain is so intense I start to tear up and start to softly beg you to stop causing my body so much pain. You slowly remove your toung from my Cock and plunge your mouth all the way down my already sore cock and I explode despite the pain you’ve caused me. I blow LOAD after LOAD into your mouth that even The Mistress cant swallow it all. As my ego swells in pleasure you slowly move up my body and go to kiss me I taste my cum for the first time and you do the unthinkable. You didn’t swallow you just held my load in your mouth; and you spit my cum into my mouth I choak at the taste and swallow my own cum. i feel so used and abused my temper starts to rise as you slightly tap me on the hip with the riding crop telling me to remember whos in control here.
I had enough of your torment as I get up and pin you to the bed. “What are you doing?” you shriek and I whisper in your ear “don’t forget, mommy and daddy are home, you don’t want to much noise do you mistress?” I sit on the bed and pin you on my lap and proceed to spank you ever so lightly with the same riding crop you’ve been hitting me with for the past 2 hours. Gently at first, then harder and harder. Soon your ass is a bright red and your whimpering in pain as I start shoving the handle end of the riding crop in your ass trying to inflict as much pain as I can in such a short time before I have my way with you. I feel myself getting aroused to the point of bursting. With all this pain being given out I had felt you squirming on my cock and had become aroused.
With the riding crop sticking out of your ass I start to smack that ass of yours with the palm of my hand, starting on the extreme side of one cheek and going all the way across that ass of yours. I go to check on those leather chaps and find a HUGE puddle under you and on my leg, God if giving abuse got you turned on, getting abuse has got you positively swamped with pleasure. I remove the riding crop with a quick plop and roll you onto the bed ass up. You whimper for mercy and I just laugh maliciously. I shove three fingers into that dripping pussy of yours and you purr like a cat in heat. I start to fuck your dripping pussy with my fingers as my balls and cock still feel beaten and scratched up..
“Mistress, are you enjoying the abuse I give to you?” “Mistress, its not polite to leave your slave waiting for an answer.” As I slam two of the three fingers I was fucking your pussy with into the tight asshole. You squeal in excitement and start spurting your own cum all over your bed.
“Yes my sex slave, I do so enjoy letting you think you have control of the mistress, just so I can snach it away again”
I feel something large and heavy slam against my head as the world goes dark
I wake up to find myself in a dark cavernous room with a fireplace and myself chained to a wall with needles sticking out of my body. Must be hundreds as I scream for help I only hear laughter from a dark corner and I hear “Welcome to the true mistress of the house and her chamber.”
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That damned Beanie Final Part

This will be the final part of this story. the reason will become clearer once you have read it. I am really sorry for the long wait and i hope this will be a good christmas/haunukkah/yule present for you all.

HIGH SCHOOL REUNION – TAKE FOUR: THE STUDENT HELPERS

This is the fourth of seven parallel and related stories; they work best if read in sequence. Chapters 4, 5 and 6 are considerably longer than the others in the series. To find the other chapters, follow the author link above. These stories are fiction, and all places and characters are invented.

Lucy’s Tale (Part 5)

Part Five
Half an hour later, we arrived at the entrance to the beach and it we saw that there were huge sand dunes which led down to the beach and we both saw the potential of the area for a little fun later. We made our way to the water’s edge where there was about 20 people of various shapes, sizes and ages, all naked, sunbathing or wading in the water. I noticed many pairs of eyes on me as we found a spot and I realised that I was probably the youngest girl on the beach and I got a bit of a high as I slowly stripped off my clothes. Being the focus of attention for my body was quite new for me and the thought of me exciting people as they stared at my newly shaved pussy started to make me quite horny but I also felt safe with my big strapping lover by my side.
The beach was quite secluded and it became obvious, quite quickly, that this was a place where nudism wasn’t just about getting back to nature, it was also a place where people met for sex. We watched gay guys cruising each other and then disappearing up into the dunes, returning with smiles some time later. We saw older guys walking through the surf sporting hard ons and stopping to stare at the naked girls on the beach. I gained quite an audience from the moment I arrived. A younger couple, maybe in their mid 20’s, were about 30 feet away from us and she would regularly take her boyfriend’s cock and stroke it gently, keeping him hard for the afternoon. Once or twice she would give it a quick, loving suck. This wasn’t lost on Mike and he had a semi from the moment we arrived. At one point when he was staring at our neighbour sucking her fella, I grabbed his cock and asked if I wasn’t enough anymore. He knew I was kidding and gave my bum a playful slap.
As the heat of the day increased, I suggested we go for a dip in the sea. We made our way to the water and waded in to chest level for me and watched the activity on the beach. Many eyes watched us and it really turned me on to be observed by so many. I never thought I would be an exhibitionist but I asked Mike to lift me up and take us deeper. As he picked me up, I felt his cock against me, rock hard, despite the cool water. Even as he waded deeper, I directed his prick to my hole and slid it deep inside me. The tide helped me to raise and lower myself onto him and soon our heads were the only thing above water and we kissed as the sea controlled our slow fucking. I think everyone knew what we were doing and I smiled inside to think of them getting turned on my the young couple screwing in the water.
It went a bit wrong as a wave cam over us and I swallowed half of the Mediterranean and nearly threw up. Mike carried me, cock still deep inside towards shore. I tried to lift off him but he made sure that everyone on the beach saw his beautiful tool pop out of me as the water was only up to his thighs. We then walked back to our towels, Mike proudly showing his glorious meat at full mast. I guess he was enjoying this as much as I and I felt a warmth because he was proud to show me off as his girl.
After drinking a lot of coke, I finally got rid of the taste of the sea, but as a side effect, I needed to pee. I wandered up one of the dunes, looking for a private space. I suppose I could have popped back into the sea but my curiosity had grown and I wanted to see what was happening in this secret area. I didn’t see anybody at first and I found an area of bushed and I squatted to relieve myself. As I finished peeing, I heard some familiar sounding moans from an area further back in the trees. I dried myself on a piece of tissue and I slowly moved towards the sound of the noise. I tried to keep myself out of sight as I got closer to the noise and I came across the couple from close to us on the beach. They had their backs to me and he was pounding her from behind but they had been joined by another guy who looked no older than me and he had his eyes tightly shut and his cock deep in the mouth of the girl. I was transfixed, hidden from view, and my hand involuntarily moved to my pussy and began to rub slowly. I knew I should leave but I was absorbed by the sight in front of me, so much so that I didn’t notice the body that moved in behind me. The first I knew of their presence was when I heard a whisper.
‘Beautiful sight isn’t it?’
I spun round to find a slim, tall guy of about 40 stood behind me, stroking his hard cock and staring past me at the trio of bodies. I just nodded and turned back and stared again. My heart was racing, should I run back to Mike on the beach? I didn’t move and this was obviously a sign to the guy behind me and I felt his hand softly touch my bottom. I realised then that I hadn’t even stopped rubbing my clit, in fact I think I was rubbing faster now. His hand began to rub in circles on one cheek and instead of turning and getting out of there I closed my eyes. By not stopping him, this was obviously giving him a green light and his hand went under me, between my legs and a thick finger slid straight into my wet pussy. I gasped, still not pulling away and he pulled my hand to his hard dick. He was much smaller than Mike but it was fat and rock hard. I took it and began to rub him. I opened my eyes to look back at the threesome and the young guy getting the blowjob was looking straight into my eyes and winked at me. This was now all too much and I let go of the cock in my hand and pulled off his probing finger and ran back to Mike.
I was obviously flustered when I got back and I didn’t see the point in hiding the truth from him and I told him what happened. I watched his cock grow as I recounted the story which was not the reaction I expected. I thought he would be angry with me. Instead he asked me what was going through my mind as I watched. He wanted to know if I imagined myself in the girl’s position. I had to confess, I did! Mike immediately grabbed my hand and dragged me back into the dunes, obviously a plan in his mind.
We walked for a while in the deserted sand and bushes until we came across another young guy who was obviously seeking some other naked bodies. Mike slowed our pace and as we walked past the lad, Mike whispered an instruction to me. I did as he asked and as I passed the lad, I quickly stroked his chest and stared into his eyes. It all happened so fast, but we carried on walking towards some bushes and went into the seclusion they offered. The young guy followed and stopped at the entrance to our covered area, watching as Mike positioned me, facing the guy as he moved down my body, kissing my chest as he moved his fingers towards my pussy. The lad watched intently and took his hardening tool in his hand and began to stroke. He looked quite cute with his bleached blond hair flopping a bit over his eyes and his all over tan suggested he visited this beach quite often. Mike signalled him to come over and as he got close, I reached over and stroked his arm and this was enough to make him move his head to my left tit and his hands to my bum and my leg. I had a sexy guy on each boob and four hands stroking and teasing below my waist. It was heavenly and my head fell back, taking in the sensation. After a few minutes, I realised that the breast nibbling was still happening but the boys only had one hand each on my bum. I looked down and was gobsmacked. Their other hands were stroking each other’s cocks. I never saw Mike as being bi but this was turning me on something rotten. A little selfishness came over me though and I pulled Mike up to me and said, ‘Fuck me now baby!’
He put me down on all fours and rammed his cock deep into me. Our mystery friend was not slow to join in and quickly knelt in front of me and presented his long, slim, circumcised cock to my face and I took him deep into my mouth , savouring the dribbles of precum oozing from it. His hands went behind my arms and round my chest and he gripped my tits firmly, pinching and kneeding the flesh, moving closer to my hard nipples, eventually squeezing them firmly. That was all I needed to make me want to swallow him fully and I pushed his tool deep into my throat. I felt him shudder as I did this and I used my throat muscles to tease the head of his cock as I breathed heavily through my nose. Mike’s ramming into my hot wet cunt was providing lots of extra jolts to my face fucker and both of my boys were increasing their frenzy of using my body. Similar to earlier, I felt out of control and it was turning me on like never before. My eyes were closed in concentration and enjoyment but I still became aware of more shadows coming over me and then I felt more hands on my body. There were other people here and I felt a slender finger seeking out my clit and then it started an expert manipulation of it. I knew immediately that this was a woman’s hand even though I had never been touched there by a girl. The other hands were stroking every free bit of flesh and even through the ramming, shaking and stroking, my mind managed to count eight hand caressing my tiny frame and then holding me up as my orgasm tore through me. My shaking and groans brought three heavy burst of spunk into my throat, choking me a little and Mike then pulled out and unloaded all over my back. I wasn’t sure why he did that but then I felt at least two tongues licking up the mess from me. Only then did I open my eyes and try feebly to stand up. Then I saw the young couple from the beach had been the ones to join us in this orgy. The girl took a step towards me and planted her lips on mine. I was a bit stunned but went onto autopilot as her tongue pressed through my lips and sought out my own. Even after just half a day, I recognised the taste of Mike’s spunk on her tongue and as soon as I tasted that, I responded with the same passion in the kiss.
When our tongues unlocked, I felt a little light headed and turned to Mike to hold me. The group broke up and we all went back to the beach. Our mystery blonde guy disappeared back into the dunes and the two couples went back to our beach towels. Our new friends moved theirs closer to ours and we shared drinks as they let me recover.

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The Security Guard Takes Charge

“Damn” I thought to myself “just what I don’t need in this job. Something to actually happen.” I had taken a second job as a security guard to earn some extra money. When my ex-girlfriend and I broke up a few months ago, she had moved out immediately, leaving my name on the lease of our rented house. I was trying to keep things going until the lease ran out at the end of the year.
I had been doing this job a little over a month, usually 3 or 4 nights a week of the overnight shift-11 P.M. until 7 A.M. After finishing my shift I would go to my real job except if I worked Saturday night as I would always be off Sunday. This particular Saturday I was making my rounds in the company car around the perimeter of the property. It was a plant which had recently closed when they shipped the jobs overseas to China. The company was trying to sell the property, but due to the real estate crash wasn’t having much luck. Therefore they had to maintain security on the property. It was an easy job usually. Once an hour you would drive around to make sure the gates and doors were locked and that nothing suspicious was taking place. Since all the buildings were locked with external padlocks it was as easy to check them by just flashing a beam of light on them. When not patrolling you would be inside the guard building that dated from the early days of the plant. It had a small, cramped office, a tiny bathroom and a tiny locker room. It was situated just past the main gate which was locked.
It was around 12:30 A.M. and I was making my second patrol of the shift, when I saw a hole cut into the fence. When I had passed by earlier the hole hadn’t been there. I stopped the car and got out to investigate.
Someone must have used bolt cutters to cut a section open. Before calling my supervisor or the law I decided to check around first . I had my cellphone in my jacket pocket and my flashlight in my hand. It was one of those big 4 D battery maglight types, so I knew I could use it like a club if needed. I also had a few of those pull ties that could be used to restrain someone, although I doubted I would need them. I’m not a cop and capturing people isn’t my job. I started to quietly walk the property, staying very alert.
I heard them before I could see them. The sounds were coming from around a corner of a building ahead of me. I cautiously peered around the corner and was surprised at what I saw. It was a couple, in their teens probably. The boy was slight, with dark hair and baggy clothing that was the style today. His pants were open and the girl was on her knees before him sucking him. From what I could see of her, she was petite with short brown hair and she was wearing a short skirt and a tank top with spaghetti straps. I also noticed that the wall behind them had fresh graffiti spray painted on it. Realizing that was why they broke in, I figured they probably weren’t dangerous. I took my phone out of my pocket and put it on camera mode. They were perfectly illuminated due to a light that was mounted on the wall near them. I quickly took a couple of photos, then started to approach them. They didn’t notice me as they were too busy – him being on the receiving end, her concentrating on her task at hand.
“Come on Hailey, suck my dick right” I heard the boy say. The boy had a hand on the girl’s head and as I watched he slapped her in the face with his free hand a couple of times. The girl didn’t stop, but kept working his knob.
“You know you love it, you cock sucking slut” he said as he roughly pushed her head down. The girl seemed to be enjoying what she was doing and I felt a stirring in my cock from watching. But that isn’t what I’m paid to do, so I ignored my cock and continued forward.
When I was within ten feet of them I turned on my flashlight and shone the beam on them while yelling “Security – stop what you’re doing.” I know that sounds lame, but it’s all I could think of. The reaction though was almost instantaneous. The boy turned his head to look behind him, saw me and my flashlight almost on top of him and panicked. He must have pulled his dick out first, then took off running in the opposite direction from me. However in his haste he collided with the girl, who a moment ago had been sucking him, sending her sprawling to the ground from her knees. He managed to stay on his feet and kept going. I lifted my phone and took a picture of his fleeing back.
I closed the distance between myself and the girl, who was still on the ground. I then noticed that there was a knapsack on the ground beside her. The boy was too fast for me to catch even if I wanted to try. But she was trapped like a kitten up a tree.
“Don’t move” I said, towering over her. She looked up at me and she seemed a bit stunned, as if the wind was knocked out of her. “Are you ok? Can you get up?” I asked her. She nodded and started to scramble to her feet. I pocketed my phone and helped her stand. I kept my hand on her arm, preventing her from trying to escape. I slipped my flashlight into its holder and removed a plastic restraint from my pocket. I spun her around so her back was to me, grabbed both her arms and brought her hands together. I then secured the tie around her wrists and pulled tight. She made a small whimper as the plastic cut into her flesh. I looked around and observed that as well as the knapsack there was a small purse on the ground. Without touching the straps with my hand I slipped my arm through the strap and picked it up. I also picked up the purse, though with my hand. I grabbed her arm with my free hand.
“Let’s go” I barked at her and started walking the way I came from. We turned the corner of the building and approached the car. I unlocked the passenger door and had her sit, even guarding her head like they do on tv so she didn’t hit it. I then put the backpack in the trunk and also removed a bungee cord from there. I used that to somewhat secure the hole in the fence. I then called 911 on my phone and reported the break in. For some reason I didn’t report that I had detained one of the intruders or even that there were two of them. While talking to the operator, I went through her purse. In there as well as ordinary girl things like lipstick, I found an I.D. It identified her as Hailey Richards, an eighteen year old freshman at the local community college. When I finished the call, I got in the car and drove to the guardhouse to wait for the police.
While driving I began to talk to the girl. “You know that breaking and entering, trespassing, and painting graffiti are crimes. I see you’re eighteen, so they will arrest you and since it’s Saturday night you will probably be held until Monday morning at the least.”
I could see right away that she was getting scared at the thought of going to jail. She was making faces and her eyes began to tear up. I added “That’s some boyfriend you have, not only did he abandon you to take the fall, he actually knocked you down so you didn’t have a chance.”
She was really crying now, but in between sobs she said “That fucking jerk. Never again. Fuck him, the bastard.” I was smiling to myself , as I certainly had an ulterior motive to what I was saying. We arrived at the guardhouse and I shut off the engine and popped the trunk. I got out and looked in the backpack. As well as cans of spray paint there was some magic markers, a book that showed the young artist at work, tagging buildings and pictures of his “art”. I laughed knowing this was enough evidence to get him. Also in the backpack was a bag of weed which I slipped into my pocket. I closed the trunk and removed my “prisoner” from the car and brought her into the guardhouse. She was still crying and nervous.
“Sit down” I told her, pulling up a chair. She quickly sat down. I slipped the weed and her purse into a desk drawer and sat on the desk in front of her.
Now that I was sitting and in the light I was able to really check her out. She did have short brown hair, but with some pink highlight streaks. Her eyes were big and brown and she had a little snub nose. She was definitely tiny, as she only came up to the middle of my chest when standing. As I’m 6’2”, that meant she was around 5’. Her complexion was fair and seemed flawless. I didn’t see any blemishes on her face. She was wearing a short black skirt that showed plenty of her gorgeous legs. Her top was light blue with the A & F logo. She had on pink and white sneakers with little socks to round out her outfit. Her breasts were tiny, barely a bump on her chest, but her nipples seemed to be hardening rapidly from the AC in the room. All in all a true tasty looking treat, one I would love to eat.
“You know” I said “with your partner getting away, management will probably want to throw the book at you and press charges.” This was actually true, even if they both were caught, management would try to make an example.
“Isn’t there something you could do, to tell them I was just along and not really doing anything so they like might not be too hard on me, you know” Hailey said teary eyed.
“Believe me, I’d love to help but I have no control over management. Maybe….” I paused as if thinking. I already had a plan but Hailey didn’t need to know that.
“What is it you were starting to say, do you have any ideas?” Hailey said, desperation clearly in her voice. “If my father finds out about this he might throw me out if I don’t end up in jail.”
“Well I thought of something that might work, but then that could cost me my job. It’s not worth it for me” I answered her. Just as I planned, the ray of hope I offered her turned up the pressure. I wanted her to suggest a solution.
“Please I’ll do anything to make things right if you can help me with this” Hailey pleaded, looking me in the face with her big brown eyes. I got up and stood in front of her, maybe with two feet separating us. I knew that my crotch was at her eye level, which caused the blood to begin flowing to my cock.
“Hailey, I hope you don’t mind me using your name, but when you say anything what exactly do you mean?” I said while bringing my hand to the front of my pants and rubbing the growing bulge.
Her eyes widened and she took a big gulp of air. But in a steady voice she said “You saw I was giving that guy a blowjob. If you like I could do that for you. I‘m really good at it I’m told.” She did her best sexy look while saying this, even batting her eyes at me.
“Hailey, Hailey what am I going to do with you? I know I’m over 30, but I haven’t lost all my looks yet. I really don’t have trouble getting my cock sucked. If that’s all your offering me I have to decline” I said.
“Wait what more do you want? Do you want to fuck me as well? I guess I can do that “ she answered.
“Hailey you are a very sexy girl. I would want to do anything I want with you, no restrictions. And more than once. Once wouldn’t be enough with your body, especially with what you get in return” I said.
I could see she was thinking it over, calculating what she might have to do versus what she knew would happen if she didn’t. Just at that moment we heard the sound of approaching sirens.
“Well it looks like their here. Come on it’s time to go” I said sternly, reaching for her arm.
“No wait, I agree. You can do anything with me, I won’t say no to what you want. I promise. Please.” she cried.
“Ok” I said “wait in here and I’ll tell you when the coast is clear.” I opened the door to the locker room and guided her in, closing the door after her.
I went outside and unlocked the front gate and the police drove in. It didn’t take that long to deal with them. I told them what happened, conveniently forgetting about Hailey. I gave them the knapsack and we had a laugh about the dumb kid leaving his calling card behind. Then they did a quick patrol of the property to make sure he wasn’t still lurking about. While they did that I called my supervisor and filled her in. She was happy about how I handled things and how it would look good for the security company to be on top of things. What she was most happy about was since I took care of things she didn’t have to drive to the site at 1:00 A.M. I suggested that maybe I should get a raise and she agreed to recommend that. After I hung up the cops came back saying all was clear and they left. Then I locked up and headed back into the guardhouse.
I opened the door to the locker room. Hailey was standing there, still looking nervous. “Ok Hailey you can come out now. The police are gone and I didn’t tell them about you, so you should be in the clear.”
Hailey walked out of the room and immediately said “Oh thank you. You’re the best, I really mean it. Thank you.” I reached out and grabbed her shoulder and spun her around so her back was to me. I then used my pocket tool to cut off the restraint on her wrists and turned her back to face me. I stepped back so that she was at an arms distance and really studied her. Her face was very pretty, even beautiful. I stepped close to her, put a hand on her lower back and pulled her body to mine. As I gazed into her brown eyes I saw a mix of fear and excitement. Remembering how the boy slapped her I realized Hailey had a big submissive streak. I leaned down and kissed her hard. When I did I felt an instantaneous jolt go through me. Her pink lips were soft and sweet as candy. I continued kissing her and she began to respond, kissing me back. I slipped my tongue between her parted lips and her tongue eagerly met mine. Our tongues entwined and separated again and again as if dancing. My hand pulled her even tighter to me and my cock was growing rapidly as it pushed into her belly. I felt her arms encircle me and she pushed her mound against my leg. I broke the kiss while I still had some control left. My lips nuzzled her cheek and hair and I whispered in her ear “Wow Hailey that kiss was incredible.”
“Oh God yes” she responded “I think that was the best kiss I’ve ever had.”
Realizing I might be crazy, I broke our embrace and stepped back. Hailey, mistaking my intentions, began to sink to her knees. I stopped her with my hand and pulled her back to her feet.
“Hailey, some people might think I’m crazy for saying this but I’m not going to hold you to our agreement.”
She looked at me in confusion. “You mean you don’t want to sleep with me?” she asked.
I laughed. “No that’s not what I’m saying. I’m sure you felt how much I’d like to do that.” Hailey turned red, but she stared down at the large bulge in my pants, which to tell the truth was starting to be painful, trapped as it was.
“Then why don’t you want to?” she asked with a puzzled expression.
“I guess because I’m a good guy. I’ve never forced a woman against her will and I don’t want to start now. I know we made a deal but I’d be a scumbag if I took advantage of you. But most people aren’t so nice, so stay out of trouble and stay away from guys like that kid” I said. I was rolling the dice one more time, but whether I would hit the jackpot or roll craps I didn’t know.
Hailey looked me in the eye, like she was trying to figure out if I was telling the truth or messing with her.
She then gave a little shrug and smiled. “Ok if the deal is off then I can go, right” she said.
I did my best to hide my disappointment and answered “Of course you can go. Let me get your purse from the drawer and be careful going home.”
“Well since I came with the jerk, I don’t have anyway to get home so I have an idea. I can wait here with you, until you get off. Then you can give me a ride and while we wait we can do those things that we both want to do with each other” Hailey said, showing herself to be pretty perceptive as well as horny.
“Hailey did anyone ever tell you that not only are you beautiful and hot, but really clever as well.” Her face flushed but she did smile from the compliment.
She replied “People talk about my looks, but no one ever says anything about my mind.”
“Well Hailey” I answered “they’re fools for not noticing. Besides the brain can make sex better than the body alone. But enough talk for now.”
I pulled her close and started to kiss her again. The softness of her pink lips was incredible and I feasted on her mouth. This time I felt her tongue slip into my mouth and begin to explore. I eagerly began to suck hard on her tongue which she liked. After a couple of minutes of kissing I began to work my mouth down her slender neck, and when I bit the nape she moaned loudly. My hands reached to the bottom of her top and began to lift it up. Hailey raised her arms so I could pull it over her head. I tossed the shirt on the desk. Her breasts were very small, no more than a mouthful, a true A-cup cutie. Her nipples and areolas were a pale pink. The areolas were the size of half-dollars and her nipples were erect and protruding.
I couldn’t resist them, so I bent down and flicked one nipple with my tongue, then the other. I felt Hailey shudder as my tongue teased her nips. I then opened my mouth and took her right breast in, suckling it with my lips and gently tweaking it with my teeth. My hand reached up and started to play with her left breast and nipple, caressing and squeezing.
Hailey obviously was very sensitive as she let out a low moan and grabbed my hair and encouraged my mouth “Oh yes don’t stop. Keep sucking, oh please don’t stop, that feels so good, yesss. “
I then switched my mouth to her left breast and a hand to her right and continued my attention. She continued moaning and playing with my hair. I continued kissing and nuzzling her chest and I noticed the skin between her breasts was very sensitive so I began really sucking the skin hard there. This had such an effect on her that she pulled my head off her.
“Oh stop, I can’t take it any more” Hailey said.
I reached up with both hands and tweaked both nipples. She grabbed my hands and pulled them away.
“Stop” she said “you’re being bad.” I laughed and put my arms around her waist and lifted her into the air so that her chest was at my mouth level and began to work her nipple over again. She squealed and kicked her feet back and forth, but I held on tight.
“If you don’t stop then how can I suck your dick?” Hailey asked. The girl made a good point, so after one more nipple nip I put her down. She smiled and sank to her knees.
“Now it’s my turn” she said “so get those pants down and let me suck you.” I didn’t need to be asked twice as I’d been wanting this since I first saw her. I unbuckled my belt and pulled down my zipper before pushing my pants and underwear down freeing my cock. It sprang up after it’s long captivity, already dripping pre-cum. Now my cock is just under 8” in length and average thickness, around 5 ½ “ in circumference. Hailey let out a squeal when she saw my cock.
“Wow your dick is long, wait I don’t know your name” she said “and if I’m going to suck your dick I should.”
“My name is Joe. Now you know my name so start sucking Hailey” I said, as I took my cock in hand. When Hailey leant forward I slapped her cheek with my cock. I gripped her head with my other hand, then proceeded to slap her face all over.
“Open your mouth” I ordered her “and stick out your tongue.”
Hailey instantly complied, opening her mouth wide and sticking out her pink, pointed tongue. I pushed my cock into her wet mouth and she immediately went to work. Hailey wrapped her lips tightly around my shaft and began sliding her mouth down it. I removed my hand from the base of my cock, but kept my other hand on her head, entwined in her hair. She took me to the back of her mouth then slid her mouth back until only the head was in her. She repeated this a number of times driving me crazy. Hailey then changed tactics, taking her mouth off my cock and instead swirling her warm tongue all around my cockhead before licking down my shaft until reaching my balls. Hailey opened her mouth and sucked a ball into her mouth where her tongue continued licking. She took her mouth off my ball and started working her tongue up the length of me.
Again Hailey opened her mouth and took my rock hard cock inside. She began to bob her head up and down, taking in my head and the few inches below it. Her head was moving fast and at a steady rhythm and I didn’t no how much longer I could last, when I heard Hailey making little moaning sounds around my cock. I looked down and saw her hand between her legs, rubbing herself. I pulled Hailey’s mouth off my cock and heard a pop as my head slipped from her lips. She looked up at me confused.
“Hailey did I give you permission to play with yourself?” I asked her sternly.
“No” she answered “but I didn’t think you would mind.”
“Well I feel if you are giving me a blowjob you should concentrate on that 100% and not on your little pussy at the same time. Believe me, I will take good care of it in a little while” I said.
Hailey smiled at me and said “Sorry I thought you would, it’s just I’m getting so hot sucking your big dick.” She then swallowed me again taking me to the back of her mouth. Hailey took her hand and gripped the base of my cock. She then tilted her head and swallowed further, taking my cock into her throat. I gasped from the feeling of my cock sliding down her throat. She continued inching further down until the only part outside her was covered by her hand. Hailey then adjusted her head so she was gazing into my eyes. She then removed her hand and swallowed me to the root, her lips bumping into my pubic hair. It felt incredible, as most women didn’t deep throat me. Hailey moved her head back then deep throated me again. It was too much for me and I felt the cum boiling up from my balls.
“Oh God Hailey, I can’t hold back anymore. I’m going to cum” I exclaimed. Hailey pulled back but kept the head of my cock in her mouth and ran her tongue over it. My cock exploded in her mouth with more force than I ever remembered but Hailey kept sucking away as my cock shot cum deep into her mouth. My orgasm seemed to go on forever but finally the cum ran out. As I pulled my cock from her sweet lips a dribble of cum escaped as well, but Hailey stuck out her tongue and licked it up.
“Wow Joe, you came a lot and it tasted real good as well” she said.
“When you said you were good at this you sold yourself short little girl. Great is more like it” I answered.
I reached my hand down and helped Hailey to her feet. My hands then snaked around to the lower back of Hailey and I began to unzip her skirt. When I finished Hailey shook her hips and the skirt slid down to the floor. She stood before me wearing only a blue thong and sneakers, and there was a growing wet spot on her panties.
I sank down to my knees and I could smell her sex perfume. I leaned in and kissed her mound through the thin material. My fingers slipped under her waist band and I pulled her thong down to her ankles. Her pussy was right before me and was so beautiful it took my breath away. Hailey obviously waxed, as her pussy was bald with just a tiny landing strip a few inches long. Her pussy was a shade of pink, with her lips glistening from her juices. Her lips didn’t protrude, but were flush with her body. Her clitoris was erect and peaking out from it’s hood.
I took my finger and began to slide it up and down between her lips, making sure to graze her clit with each pass. I could feel her juice oozing out her peach as I did. Hailey began to push her mound forward as I played with her, letting out little mewing sounds. She must have been in a high state of arousal because after only a couple of minutes she grabbed my shoulder, digging her fingernails in hard. Hailey started to tremble and gasped out “ I’m cumming.”
I had to have a taste of her nectar, so I removed my finger from her slit and put my mouth on her lips and started sucking her love juice. This pushed Hailey into a bigger orgasm and her whole body shuddered. I began to use my tongue to lap up any escaping juice. Hailey’s taste was sweeter than April wine and I couldn’t get enough. I started to stick my tongue into her hole as far as I could lapping up all her nectar from her pussy walls. My thumb crept up and began gently rubbing her clit as my tongue made circular motions inside her. It wasn’t long before Hailey started having another orgasm from my efforts. This time she grabbed my hair with both hands, pulling on it hard while letting out a long moan. I felt her pussy muscles actually contract on my tongue as she came.
When her orgasm subsided I removed my tongue and stood. I grasped the back of Hailey’s head and leaned in and kissed her passionately. When I broke the kiss I said to her
“Hailey did you taste yourself on my mouth? Because you really taste good. If there was a way to market that you could be a millionaire.”
She laughed and just said “That’s silly.”
I hadn’t nearly had my fill of this hot teen, so I picked her up like a rag doll and put her on top of the desk. I placed Hailey on her back, with her feet flat on the desk and her knees in the air. I positioned a chair and sat so I was between her legs. With one hand I spread her wet lips and I inserted a finger from my other hand into her hot box. Though she was tight, she was so wet I had no problem as I began to finger her. After a couple of minutes I slipped a second finger into her which caused Hailey to begin moaning. I leaned my head in and began teasing her engorged clit with my tongue as I continued to finger her. My tongue made circular motions on her clit, with an occasional direct stab of my tongue. As I increased the speed of my fingers in her pussy her moaning became louder. I then sucked her clit and the surrounding flesh into my mouth bringing Hailey another orgasm.
I stood up while Hailey recovered from her orgasm. I took a number of plastic restraints and adjusted Hailey’s body into position so that her head was at the edge of the desk. I took Hailey’s hands and brought them above her head. I fastened a restraint to a drawer handle, then secured her wrists with another and a third to join the two together, imprisoning Hailey. I then restrained each of her legs separately so that she was held immobile with her legs spread.
Noticing the time, I approached Hailey’s face and bent down and kissed her while also tweaking a nipple. I then picked up Hailey’s thong and stuffed it in her mouth. I pulled up my pants, although my semi-erect cock resisted being confined again.
“Hailey I have to go make my rounds again. But don’t worry, I’ll be back to fuck you. Now don’t go anywhere.” I headed for the door.

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TWO DRUNKS WITH PLAN FOR FREE DRINKS

Two drunks were trying to figure out how to get some alcohol for free. They only had a dollar in change between them. “I’ve got it, follow me.” said the first man.
They went to a hot dog stand and bought a dog and threw away the bun. “We’ll go into a bar and order drinks, and when the bartender asks for money, I’ll unzip my fly and pull out the hot dog. You drop to your knees and pretend to suck me off.”
The second man agrees to this and they start their rounds.
When they get to the bar, they sit down and have a beer. The bartender tells them, “That will be three dollars.”
The first man stands up and upzips his fly. The second man drops to his knees and starts sucking on the hot-dog.
“You faggots!” screams the bartender. “Get the hell out of here!”
They run out and go to another bar and order drinks and when the bartender asks for money, the first man unzips his fly, and the second man drops to his knees. The bartender throws them out.
After the sixth bar the second man complains, “Man this isn’t working out so well, My knees are killing me!”
“You think you’ve had it bad,” the first man exclaims. “I lost the hotdog four bars ago!”

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