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THE HUNT, Chapter 7: Our Life

Everything has changed. Slavery has ended in the plantations nearest the mountains. Their village is thriving. The ‘Warrior’ group (3 men, 3 dogs, and Maia), however, feel unneeded. They move to the West to discover something new.

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GREEN DWARF

A teacher was giving her lessons to her first grade students. The topic was about forming a complete word from several given letters. She gave the class an oral test but, whenever she could, she tried to avoid calling Bart for the recitation. She knew very well that Bart was able to make offensive sex jokes out of almost anything under the sun. It was five minutes before the bell sounded when Bart finally noticed that, even if he was raising his hands, the teacher wouldn’t call him, so he started to complain.
Bart: “Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson, but it seems that you’ve called everyone else in the room but me. Could you please give me a shot at it?”
Teacher: “Well, OK, Bart…. I’m gonna give you three letters and PLEASE try your best to form a very DECENT word out of it. Am I understood?”
Bart: “Yes, Ma’am.”
Teacher: “Good, so here goes your three letters…..The teacher paused for a while to think of three letters that COULD NOT POSSIBLY form any offensive English word. After a few seconds she said…..”OK, Bart, try this D…W…A…”
Bart bowed his head, thought for a moment, then answered… “D…W…A…. Ummmm…. DWARF !!!!!!”
Teacher: “Very good, Bart!!!” The teacher was about to turn her back when she suddenly heard Bart continue his unfinished answer……
Bart: “DWARF!!!!!! and he has a GREEN DICK as big as THIS!!!!”

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Childhood Friend

Throughout 8th grade, I had a very good friend named Maddy. We were best friends, we talked every day to eachother.Sometimes we would even go to eachothers’ house.Secretly, I had sexual thoughts about her.The first time I experienced this was when I was at the pool with Maddy one day.As she jumped into the water, I finally noticed how wonderful her body was.As I played games with her in the pool, I felt a stirring in my swim-suit. I knew I had to get rid of this erection.I ran out of the pool and to the bathrooms, keeping my throbbing cock in the waistband of my swimsuit. I sat in the bathroom stall for 10 minutes rapidly stroking my cock, thinking of Maddy.I returned back into the pool as if nothing happened.
One day as I was talking to Maddy, I noticed she started talking about sex a lot. This, of course, made me horny. So, any time my dick got too hard, I would go to the nearest bathroom and jack off till I came everywhere. Everytime it went fine and smoothly until one day.Maddy asked why I always go to the bathroom when I’m with her, embarrassed and clueless, I just said, “I don’t know”. She then asked, “Are you masterbating?” I said nothing. After I didn’t say anything to her for around 30 seconds, she said “I don’t care if you do.” So, I came clean and told her yes. For the rest of the walk home, we were both silent.
By the end of the school year, my sexual feelings for Maddy were full-blast. I even developed a foot fetish. Whenever I would hang out with Maddy, I would try to catch glimpses of her feet and ass. The day before the last day of school, Maddy asked me if I could come over to her house on the last day of school. At the school district I went to, every last day of school was a half day; so I figured her parents wouldn’t be home for about 3 hours after the school day. This made me hesitant, yet somehow excited. So, I went with her to her home after school. As soon as we got to her house, she kicked off her flip flops. Just seeing her bare feet got me hard, so I flipped my erected dick into my waistband as I almost always did.After about 10 minutes of talking,we both sat in front of the TV and played Playstation.
As Maddy played the video games I couldn’t help but look at how nice her ass looked, not noticing that my cock was getting stiff as a board. For a 14 year old boy, my dick was pretty big; around 7 inches when I would get hard. I was beating Maddy easily at the game. In frustration and playfulness, she hopped on my lapped while shouting “Screw you!” Little did she know, I had a complete hard on. As her ass hit my cock, I saw her eyes get huge. She paused the game and looked back at me. Slowly, Maddy crawled off my lap. She said, ” I’ve been noticing changes in you.” I swallowed in fear and looked at the TV so she couldn’t see my face; red with embarrassment. Maddy then sat down on my legs and looked down. Out of nowhere, she grabbed at my shorts, and I squirmed away from her hand saying “This is so wrong Maddy we are only 14!” She then put her hands on my shoulders, holding me down, and said “14 is just a number”, and slipped off my shorts. As my shorts came off exposing my boxers, I dick flung up with no resistance. Maddy slowly slipped off my boxers so my dick flew out. In awe, she said “It’s bigger than I thought!” I just blushed; I didn’t know what to say cbeause I was never in a situation like that before. Maddy then pulled off her shirt and her bra to show her beautiful round teenage tits. She slowly bent down and put the head of my cock in her mouth, and teased me with her tongue. I grabbed the back of her head and abruptly pushed her head down and up my cock. I came one got load in her mouth and another all over her face. She happily licked it all off, giggling. While I sat admiring her tits, she pulled off her constricting jean-shorts, showing her wet orange panties. I lifted my body up and kissed her in such admiration. Maddy moved her panties to the right, showing her beautiful wet camel toe. Withoit any hesitation, I grabbed her hips, and pulled Maddy down onto my cock, as she screamed in pleasure. I slowly cranked my dick in and out of her smooth pussy, and she moaned every time I went in deep. Maddy told me that we have to tell eachother when we are going to cum. After about a minute and a half of her riding my cock, Maddy screamed out “Oh my god I’m gonna cum!!!” I was close to cumming but not on the edge like MADDY was. Finally I was going to cum. I pulled out and MADDY asked me what I was doing. I didn’t reply and came all over the soles of her feet. Maddy was nevertheless surprised. She then took her wonderful feet and put them against my cock. I told her how to give a foot job, and she gave me one like a pro. As I was about to cum, Maddy pulled away her feet and bent over. I asked “What are you doing?” She didn’t reply; she just grabbed my dick and put it in her asshole. I fucked her this way for a minute then I went home. It was the best sex I ever had.

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OLD COUPLE CELEBRATING ANNIVERSARY

An old couple in their 80’s went out to dinner to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary and ended up at the same restaurant they ate at while beginning their honeymoon. The old man takes a look outside the restaurant window and says to his wife, “remember that fence across the street? After we ate our dinner 60 years ago, I took you outside, placed your body across that fence, raised up your dress and made love to you from behind like there was no stopping me.”
“Why yes, I sort of remember,” his wife replied sheepishly, embarrassed at recalling this incident and amazed that the two of them were so indiscreet as to take such a reckless gamble out in public like this.
“Well how about you and me try it again then,” the husband suggested. “Let’s see if we can recapture the thrill and excitement of our wedding night.”
His wife was very reluctant but sensed that she could make her husband very happy on their anniversary, so she agreed to it. So after dinner they went outside, crossed the street to the fence. Her husband got behind her while she spread her legs with body propped partially over the fence. The old man took his place behind her and proceeded to ravish her body with abandon making love to her like he was a teenager again. He banged her for at least 20 minutes and when they finished, they both collapsed on the ground right on the spot.
A policeman on foot patrol happened to be walking by and had observed the couple engaged in this rigorous display of sexuality and when they had finished, he proceeded right to the scene. He went over to the couple as they lay on the ground and said, “I saw what you were doing and I will have to write you both up for indecent exposure and fornicating in a public place. Do you have anything to say for yourself before I give you the ticket?”
“Yes, officer,” says the old man, “you don’t understand. My wife and I are celebrating our 60th wedding anniversary tonight. Just a moment ago, we had dinner over there at that restaurant, the same one we ate at on the first day of our honeymoon. Then we came over here to make love exactly the same way we did back then too. Please don’t give us a ticket. It would be too embarrassing for us both and we didn’t mean any harm by it.”
The policeman is sympathetic to the old couple and decides not to give them any tickets but is still scratching his head over what he observed and learned from the old man and exclaims, “Boy from what I observed, the two of you must have really been something way back 60 years ago.”
“Yeah we were, and 60 years ago there wasn’t an electric fence here either,” the old man responds back.

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My Girlfriends Adventures at the Porn Theater

My girlfriend and I have been to the theater a few times, but this was going to be different. She was going to finally let loose and try to take as much cock as she possibly could. She is 23 and I am 24. We just started going to the theater about 6 months ago.

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