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Kentucky Family

Kentucky Family
PROLOGUE:
This is a little lengthy introduction but is necessary to set the stage for my story.
My name is Joshua, but everyone calls me Josh. I am the oldest of seventeen children. My mother had me when she was fifteen and it is hard to remember when my mother wasn’t pregnant. My Father was sixteen at the time and they got married. The ages of my brothers and sisters are approximately 11 to 22 months apart. After me came Mary Lou who came 11 months after I was born; next was Peggy Sue 21 months, followed by Bobby Joe 18 months, and then the twins Shirley May & Mary Shirley 16 months. The next three were each 18 months apart, Sissy, Fanny Mae, and Beth followed by Billie 20 months, then Tommy 19 and Teresa 20 months. Mom then had two more sets of twins one after the other; Martha and Sara after 22n months and Peter and Mathew were 18 months. The last one so far was Missy 18 Months. Mom just turned 33.
We live in a small valley called Lou’s Holler high in the Kentucky Mountains. It isn’t a town and only has a general store. The nearest town is fifty three miles from us. My grandfather was a bootlegger during probation made enough money to buy us the farm we live on. It is approximately 40 acres. The farm is self sufficient. We have two milk cows, a bull and keep 3 to five steers on the place for feed. We have chickens, ducks, pigs and 12 sheep plus a mule and two horses. We grow our own vegetables and feed for the animals.
There is no electricity or hot & cold running water. My Grandfather made a wind mill that provided our water from a spring. He also made a large holding tank that held the water and devised a system that brought the water to the house. If you wanted a hot bath you had to heat the water on the stove and we had a cold shower off the back porch that was not enclosed. Mom took a shower at least twice a week and beginning about age eleven I began watching her wash her hairy pee hole and when she rubbed her big tits I noticed how her very large nipples would pop out. I caught her a few times rubbing her pee hole until she got all rubber legged. Mom also made sure her children got a hot bath once a week
The only time I have ever been out side the Holler was when I got drafted during the Korean War for three years in the Army. None of us kids had ever had more than a sixth grade education but evidently it was good enough to get me in the Army. When I got to boot camp I was amazed that they had hot and cold running water coming out of a faucet and heat that came out of a vent. Korea was very cold and most of the people lived like we did at home. I was wounded in the leg and they gave me a purple heart but it wasn’t serious enough to send me home. They extended my enlistment an extra year. I fucked a few of the Korean whores but didn’t like it that much. They always smelled like fish.
STORY:
I was thirteen when I first fucked my Mother. It was not planned by either of us it just happened. While I was growing up we witnessed my Dad fucking Mother all the time. Day or night, any time he got the urge he would fuck her. He didn’t care if it was in front of any of us kids or even when she would be nursing one of us. She could have one of the babies sucking on one tit and Dad would be sucking on the other while he fucked her. She must have liked it because she made all kinds of noises while he was in her. Mom had big breasts and her bra’s said she was a 39DD but she seldom wore one. She was a big woman like all the men and women in the Holler. She was 5’8” and she told me she weighed 170lbs. Most of the people living in the Holler were related to us. Most of the men were at least 6’1” or bigger and the women were big and mostly rawboned with big tits. The average family in the valley had about eight kids and there was some in-breeding in the valley but occasionally someone would go out side the valley and bring in new woman that would keep the situation in hand.
I remember all the time I was growing up Mom’s tits held milk. She would allow any one of us kids to suck her milk as long as the babies got theirs first. She said she loved it when one of us would lie next to her and suck on her breasts because if she didn’t get the milk out it became very painful. When I was nine years old I stayed home from school because I had a fever and I caught my Dad’s brother, my Uncle Ted fucking my mother while my Dad was in the field. My sister Beth looks just like Uncle Ted and he was always partial to her as we grew up. I found out much later that Mom would only let Uncle Ted fucked her when she was pregnant again after Beth was born. It usually happened when Dad was gone or in the field working. Uncle Ted had a large cock, maybe seven and a half inches and Mom really seemed to like it inside her.
One day when I was about four months past my 13th birthday I was working in the field with Dad and I told him I was going to the house to get some lunch and did he want me to bring him back anything. He said no only to bring back a jug of water. When I got to the house I happen to look into Moms bedroom because we had no doors on any of the rooms. Mom was lying there nursing Teresa who was only five months old and she was on her back with her house coat wide open. She smiled at me and lifted the tit Teresa was not occupying and gave it a little squeeze causing some of her milk to come out. “Want some honey,” she asked. It had been a couple years since I had last sucked on one of Mommas tits so I said it looks like it does needs a little attention.
To my surprise Mom lifted her knees up and spread them, giving me a bird’s eye view of her pee hole that I later learned was called a pussy. I just stood there for a long moment and then it came to me, Mom was giving me permission to enter her. I quickly pulled off my shirt and dropped my Jeans to the floor. I got between her legs and laid on top of her. I began to suck the milk out of her breasts making sure I didn’t harm the baby. My dick became hard and the head of my dick was pushed into the upper portion of her slit. Mom began to move her hips so that my dick moved up and down the out side of her upper portion of her slit.
Mom lifted her Ass a little and I slid inside her. I was amazed at how warm she was. I remembered how I had seen Dad and Uncle Ted fuck her so I began to move in and out of her just like I remembered. My dick at that time was only about 5” long but on the thick side. I was 5’6” at the time. I would later grow to 6’4” and weigh about 230lbs. But for now it was only 5” and it took me about five or six strokes when suddenly I felt this wonderful surge in my balls and I began to shoot some liquid out of the end of my dick into my Mom. I felt Moms pussy lips tighten around my dick and she moved her Ass up and down milking my dick like you milk a cow’s tit.
I was so excited that I just kept on fucking her. This time I lasted about five minutes and I heard Mom moan and whisper “Oh Joshua you made Mommy cum.” I laid on top of her for about another five minutes sucking her tit and kissing her. “Did you like that honey?” she asked. Are you kidding, yes I did like it. When can we do it again? “Well how about tomorrow during lunch time when your Dad is in the field. I want to teach you how to make love to a woman. As we talked my dick became hard again and I fucked her again. It is almost impossible to explain the feeling I have when my dick is inside my Mother pussy. This was my first fuck, and my first orgasm. She told me to go slow and to move higher up so my dick continually rubbed her clitoris, as she explained it. I could hardly believe what was happening the feel of the insides of her pussy sliding up and down my cock was wonderful and I knew right then that I wanted to fuck her for the rest of my life. Mom had two more climaxes and we came together on the last one.
I remembered the water and told Mom I had better get back outside before Dad came looking for me. I decided I better forget about eating. Dad asked me what took me so long. I told him Mom had asked me to do a couple of things for her. Because we had no electricity the family went to bed soon after dark and usually got up just at dawn or a little before. The following morning we had breakfast about 6am and we all had our chores done by eight. Mary Lou the oldest next to me hustled the children off to school to Aunt Mildred house. My Aunt taught all the children in Lou’s Holler the basic grades one to six.
Dad told me to get a move on that there was plenty of work to do but Mom said she needed me for a couple of hours to help her. Dad left mumbling to himself. Mom watched him from the window and then turned and grabbed me by the hand and led me to her room. She told me that she wanted to teach me what a woman likes and also she wanted me to experience some pleasures too. First she showed me how to play with her pussy and how to stimulate her by rubbing her clitoris as she called it. She showed me how to insert two fingers into her pussy and finger-fuck her while stimulating her clit with my thumb.
When she asked me to kiss and lick her pussy I wasn’t too fond of the Idea so she had me smell her pussy and then taste my fingers after inserting them inside her. She tasted a little salty and smelled like peppermint so I got between her legs and began to lick and suck on her clit, inserting my tongue as deep as I could into her warm wet hole. I must have been doing it right because she was moaning and her hips kept going up and down pushing her pussy into my face. “Oh Josh baby, that’s nice honey, just like that and then she reared her hips into the air and she grabbed my head and mash it into her pubic hair screaming Oh shit yes, ohhhhhhhhhhh damn that was a biggy, Oh damn but you have a talent for it” she cried.
I kept her going like that for about a half hour when she made me quit and fuck her. She fucked me back like I might not ever come back. We laid there exhausted for awhile, then she took my dick in her mouth and began to suck it until it got nice and hard again. She said, “since you are not full grown yet I want you to fuck me in the Ass. I occasionally like it that way but your father is way too big and he hurts me. I stupidly asked what about with Uncle Ted. She just looked at me and then said “Him too.”
Now Mom’s Ass was big and round and after showing me how to stretch her sphincter She had me insert my dick into her pussy and get it all wet. Then she bent over the bed and I shoved my cock into her Ass hole. She gave a grunt but pushed back at me. I began to push my dick in and out of her Ass. She was so tight I knew I would not last long at the pace I was going so I slowed down and pumped my five inch dick as deep as I could before pulling it out to the tip and then plunging back inside her. It took only about three minutes before I exploded deep into her anal cavity. I’m not sure but I think she had a climax too.
The next day at noon while I was fucking her nice and slow I asked her how come she got pregnant so much. “Well I love the feeling of nursing my babies it makes me all wet down there and I love making love. I was a Virgin until I fell in love with your Dad. He made me feel things that I never new existed. I became addicted to making love and it seems like I can never get enough of it. Having babies keeps me busy and out of trouble.
A month later Mom told me that she had made her second mistake. Her first mistake was letting Uncle Ted fuck her when she wasn’t pregnant. She told me that after she got pregnant from Ted she only let him have sex with her when she knew she was pregnant and had intended that it be that way with me. She told me that she was pregnant and this time it was by me instead of my father. She also admitted as I suspected that Beth was Uncle Ted’s.
For the next year I fucked mom every noon and it was as wonderful each time as that first day and occasionally late at night, especially when Dad got drunk on our moonshine whiskey we made. On those nights I would fuck Mom Doggy fashion right next to Dad. One such night Mom was a little high herself and she wouldn’t let me leave after the first one. She made me stay in bed and fuck her three more times before we both fell asleep. I woke up about 5am when Dad got up to go to the bathroom. He didn’t see me lying there so as soon as he left I jumped out of their bed and ran to my room. I was shaking because Dad woud have killed me had he saw me.
Mary Lou I notice about that same time was beginning to fill out. Like her Mom she was a big girl and her tits were starting to really show. She only wore a thin cotton dress and no bra or panties. I remember getting into a wrestling match with her when I was about twelve. Her dress came open and her small tit’s that were just beginning to grow were exposed. Her dress was hiked up above her waist and I was between her legs. I held her arms spread eagled and leaned down and kissed her nipple and took one in my mouth and sucked. I heard her suck in her breath and then she squealed and pushed me off. “Why did you do that Josh?” she asked me with a flushed face. I don’t know Mary Lou I just felt like it I told her. “Please don’t do it again,” she told me. Ok I didn’t mean anything by it. I sat up and I could see her small bald slit. She saw where I was looking and she closed her knees and pulled her dress down as her face and shoulders turned red.
One after noon when I was fucking Mom, Mary Lou walked by the door and saw us. Oh shit I thought, I forgot that she was no longer going to school and that Peggy Sue had taken over taking the girls to school in the morning. That night about 1am I felt someone crawl in bed with me and they were naked. All the boys sleep in one room and all the girls in another. She whispered, “I want you to do to me what you were doing with Mom.” Oh Mary Lou you’re too young. “I am not, my tits are bigger than Auntie B and she’s 20.” Well you could get pregnant and Dad would kill us both. “Josh I don’t care I love you and I would love to have your baby but if you won’t do it I will tell Daddy that you are fucking Mom” Now that scared the hell out of me. OK, I said but not here, we will wake up Bobby or the twins. If you keep real quiet I’ll do something that you will like and tomorrow we can go into the woods and I’ll do what you ask.
I slid under the covers and got between her legs and kissed her bald little slit. I ran my tongue up and down tickling the area where her clit was as Mom showed me. I could taste a faint bit of pee. Her Clit was very tiny hardly a bump but she reacted with “Ohhh Josh that feels soooo good,” and giggled. I lifted my head up and said shuuuush; I will stop if you don’t be quiet. “I’m sorry I’ll be quiet, please don’t stop.” I went back down between her legs and began to lick her pussy again. I shoved my tongue between the folds of her tiny pussy hole and tongue fucked her. I slid a finger into her hole and it was very tight. I couldn’t get another finger inside for quite awhile. Finally I was able to slip two fingers in and I finger fucked her for about a half hour, all the time sucking on her little clit mound. I kept hitting something inside her that wouldn’t let me go any deeper. Suddenly she grabbed my head and mashed my face to her and squealed, “Oh shit Ohhhhh damn” and her Ass reared up and she shuddered all over.
I put my hand over her mouth and looked around and I saw Bobby sitting up. In a sleepy voice he asked “What was that” I answered in as sleepy a voice as I could, I don’t know, I think one of the girls is having a bad dream go back to sleep. He laid back down and was asleep almost before his head hit the pillow. I whispered to Mary Lou, dam it I told you not to make any noise. “I’m sorry Josh but it just came out. What happened, I have never felt anything like it in my life, but it was wonderful.” I think you had your first orgasm. “What’s that?” Well when a man makes love to a women and he does it right she has those orgasms. A woman can have several whereas a man usually has only one. “Oh Josh do it again, please do it again you made me feel so good.” So I did and for the next two hours I made her cum several times. Finally my jaws were so sore I told her to go back to bed and tomorrow we will explore your pussy some more. She giggled and snuck back to her own bed. I laid there for awhile wondering what I was getting my self into.
I was dead tired but got up at 7am anyway. Mom had to shake Mary Lou several times to get her up. While having breakfast Mom made sure her tits would graze over my face as she bent over and dished up the scrambled eggs and bacon. Mary Lou kept looking at me and smiling. Dad said, “Lots of work to do today Josh so we better get with it. Mary Lou looked at me and was frowning. As I got ready to go I whispered to Mary Lou, after dinner tonight. That brought a big grin on her face.
Dad and I worked all morning mending fence. The bull had broken out the previous day and it took Dad most of that afternoon to get him back. Just before noon I told Dad I was going to the house for lunch and that Mom wanted me to fix something so it might be an hour or so before I got back. “Well bring me back a tongue sandwich and some water when you get back,” Ok I told him.
As I headed back to the house, Mary Lou came storming out. What’s the matter I asked? “Mom wants me to go to the general store and get some thread. Shit I know she just wants me out of the house so she can fuck you.” Now Mary Lou, don’t be like that if you want me to teach you about sex you have to learn to share. “Ya I know, but she gets all the fun. She gets Papa you and Uncle Ted.” How do you know about Uncle Ted? “I’ve seen them fucking when Papa was in the fields working. As soon as you teach me I’m going to let Uncle Ted fuck me too,” She said. Slow down Mary Lou, first Uncle Ted is way too big for you. He would hurt you. Second if you want to keep living here you must learn to be silent about things you see and hear and to share yourself with out resenting others. “I know, I know, but I just want to enjoy sex as much as Mom does, but without so many babies,” and she giggled.
Mom was waiting for me when I came in the house. She had just put the twins in their cribs and I could see milk leaking out of her tits left over from their feeding. As she stood there naked I couldn’t help but admire her body. I noticed that I was now the same height as she was and my dick became very hard. She told me that today we are going to do a review of what she had taught me. We started with the 69 position and it was hard to concentrate on eating Moms pussy because her mouth was so warm and her strong sucking got me on the edge quickly. I didn’t want to cum yet so I pulled my dick away and turned around so I was in between her legs. I started sucking on her large clit and at the same time I inserted two fingers into her cunt and began to finger fuck her.
I soon had three then four fingers up her pussy and furiously hand fucked her. Mom was moaning louder and louder. “Oh shit Joshua, oh yesssssss that’s it boy faaaaster, faster.” I lifted my face off her pussy and began to pump my hand in and out of her. I folded my thumb across my palm and my whole hand went deep into her hole. I really started pumping then, like a piston. I hammered her pussy like a crazy man. “OHHHHHHH GOD YES, OHHHHH SHIT JOSH you are making me CUMMMMMMMM like, like I have never UUMMMMM, ohhhhhhhhh, DAMN JOSH you have to stop I don’t think I can stand any MOOOOOOOOR, OHHHHHH BABY, STOP, PLEASE STOP, I’m going to go mmmmaaaaaddd.” She then just fainted. I couldn’t stop; I was in a state of madness myself as I kept hammering her pussy with my fist. She was out but I knew she was still cumming by the way her Ass kept jerking and the way her pelvis would jerk up into my fist every time I drove deep inside her. Finally my arm became so tired that I fell on top of her with my fist still buried deep inside her cunt.
It took Mom another ten minutes before she came out of it. She looked at me and smiled and said “Oh Josh that was the most, the most, oh how can I describe it. It was by far the most exciting sexual experience I have ever had.” I felt like King Kong and I leaned over and kissed her deeply. I squeezed her breast and bent down and gave it a quick suck filling my mouth with her warm milk. I got up and told her I better take Dad his tongue sandwich before he comes looking for me. As I put my shirt on I realized I was soaked with sweat. I better wash myself off I thought before going back to help Dad.
As I went back to the field I was thinking about how to handle Mary Lou tonight after dinner. I wondered how I could fuck her without getting her pregnant.
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Graduation Weekend: Chapter 2

Chapter 2
A good blow job is generally better than any amount of Valium. Emily, my wife’s cousin, had just given me one of the best blow jobs of my life about 20 minutes ago, and now I was laying in bed next to my passed out wife trying to get to sleep. Problem was, this time the blow job didn’t get me relaxed for sleep, but just worked me up more. I laid next to my passed out wife with an erection that just wouldn’t go away. I began stroke my cock slowly. It just didn’t feel right. In part because I was in my sister in law’s guest room, next to my sleeping wife, but more so because after a warm wet mouth with a talented tongue, my dry work-worn man hands are a pretty poor substitute. As I lie in bed, I began to figure Emily must be worse off than I was. She didn’t even get off during our encounter in the bathroom. Maybe talking through our ‘issue’ would help me settle my mind down a bit. I decided to check on Emily to see how she was doing after our little session.
As we were all staying at my sister in law’s apartment, Emily got the couch in the living room. I quietly stepped out to the living room to be sure not to wake anyone else in the apartment. As I neared the couch, I could here some soft moans.
Emily must have worked her self up sucking me off, because when I got to her, her eyes were closed, her legs were spread, and her left hand was inside the gym shorts she wore to bed. She hadn’t replaced the t-shirt I ripped off in the bathroom, so her tits where sticking up the way 21 year old tits do. They were big, and started to fall to the sides, but her tits were so firm that they stuck out over six inches in the airHer right hand was slowly massaging her tit. I leaned down and put a kiss on her hardened nipple. She gasped and opened her eyes as I switched nipples and started to lick the other.
“I couldn’t sleep. You got me so worked up, and I knew you didn’t get anything in return. That’s just not fair”
“I couldn’t sleep either. I’m thinking about your huge dick and can still taste the cum in the back of my throat. My fingers are more just torture down here than any sort of relief. I could definitely use some help.”
I went right for her those short gym shorts, pulling them down in no time. Once they were off, I was treated with a perfectly bald pussy, swollen from her excitement and fingers. Her lips were pink and puffy, and her clit was sticking out almost half an inch. I pushed Emily back against the chair’s arm and pushed her knees apart. I leaned between her thighs and licked her bald pussy. She said she got waxed on Friday morning after Katie had told her how much I love a hairless snatch. Did she plan something for this weekend? Is this why it was always Emily at the bar with my wife getting more drinks? I pushed those questions out of my mind and pushed my tongue as deep as I could inside her slit. I licked the left, licked the right, flicked up to the clit, and dragged my tongue up and down. I should have brought scuba gear I was down there so long and so deep. Emily used her hands to massage those perfect tits and pinch her hardened nipples. She had to put a pillow over her mouth to keep from waking the rest of the apartment.
Just as Emily was about to cum, I pulled my tongue out of her snatch and licked down to her asshole. I didn’t want her to cum too soon, but also wanted to continue to give her some intense pleasure. Maybe some that she hadn’t had before. She gasped and clenched, but didn’t protest. I went back to her pussy, worked on her clit, and again when she got close to cumming, I slid back down to her sphincter, this time pushing my tongue inside a bit. She clenched again at first, but relaxed after a second. I rimmed her asshole, licking the outside while occasionally probing the inside.
“Mmmm… that’s feels good, weird, but good. No one’s ever eaten my ass like that.”
“Never?” I asked. “I like a little ass play. I little tongue, some fingering, and I love to fuck some ass. Katie’s not big on it, so I only get to do it about once a year.”
“My old roommate Isabel used to try to put a finger in my ass sometimes, but I thought it was gross and made her stop.”
“Isabel? The blond? Good, I’d have loved to have seen that. Maybe she knew some pleasures she wanted to teach you.” I stopped talking so I could go back to licking her clit, but replaced my tongue in her ass with my finger. She moaned as my mouth worked all over her pussy, but she clenched again as my finger went in her ass. She relaxed after a second, and let my slowly slide it in. I worked her up towards climax again and her body became more receptive to the finger that was now sliding in and out, fucking her ass. Since I didn’t have a condom, I knew I wouldn’t be able to cum in her pussy, this was a good sign that I would still be able to cum in her without any risk of pregnancy. I flicked her clit with my tongue and worked my finger in and out of her asshole. I was ready to get my dick wet again, and Emily was begging to get fucked. I put her on her knees on the couch so she was facing the back of the couch. I stood behind her slid my dick into her over heated pussy and she groaned.
“Gooodddd!! I’ve been needing that all night! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!”
I had already cum once from the blow job, and had drank a decent amount of booze that night, so I was in no worry of cumming too early. I fucked her hard with deep strokes. Pulling out all eight inches except the tip, then slamming all eight inches back in.
“You like that? What else do you want?”
“I just want you to keep fucking me!”
“There’s nothing else you want? You sure? I thought you might enjoy some of the other things I was doing earlier.”
“Yeah, you could do some of the earlier things too.”
“Tell me what you want me to do, and I’ll do it.”
“Stick your finger in my ass! Fuck my ass with your finger!”
I lubed up my finger again with her abundant pussy juices and slid it back into her ass. He sphincter clinched, again, indicating how tight her ass could be. The finger seemed to strike a nerve with her in a good way. Her pussy clenched on my dick, and she started to tell me she was close.
“I’m going to cum! Don’t stop”
“I’m going to cum too, but I can’t cum in your pussy. Put you fingers on your clit and rub.” And I quickly removed my dick from her pussy.
“What are you doing?” “Ohhh!!” I didn’t need to answer as I forced my dick into where my finger had been. Her asshole had never felt a dick before, and certainly nothing this thick. It took a minute to get the thick head past her sphincter. Emily started to whince, but I slowed down and helped her fingers on her clit and massaged her left nipple. I slowly worked a few inches of my dick into her asshole as she furiously fingered herself. I pulled out a couple of inches, and slid in a few more inches. After a few slow penetrations, I had over 5 inches in her ass. I couldn’t fit the whole thing in, but enough for Emily to feel full, and enough for me to feel great.
“Ooohh Goodddd! I’m cummmmiiinnnnggg!! I’m cumminng!! Keep fucking my asshole! I feel so full of dick right now!” Her asshole squeezed hard on my dick on my final push as she came, and on that I got almost my full eight inches into her ass. That set me off as well and I came the biggest cum of my life. Rope after rope of cum shot straight into her no longer virgin asshole.
As we caught our breath, my dick began to soften in her back door. I kissed her on the back of her neck and said good night.
“Sleep well. I’ll see you in the morning.”
I got up to go back to bed where my wife was sleeping. As I rounded the corner to go back to the hall, I thought I heard a creak in the floor, and may have seen the door to my sister in law’s room fall close.

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Sex Joke

OLD COUPLE SETTING RECORD STRAIGHT_(1)

When God created Man, he decided that Man would have 20 years of an active sex life. So he said to Adam, “You will have 20 good years to procreate, so go out into the world and multiply.” Adam acknowledged God’s commandment, bowed his head, and stood in the corner while God spoke to his other other living beings.
God said to the Monkey, “I grant to you a sex life of 20 years too.”
The monkey looked at God and said, “Us monkeys are very sexually active in the wild. Ten years would be plenty for us. Otherwise we might burn out.”
Adam overhearing this, said to God, “If the monkey only needs 10 years, why don’t you give Man his other ten?” God thought this over a moment and agreed and gave Man the monkey’s extra 10 years. Then God turned to the Lion.
“I give you the Lion 10 years to multiple and bring offspring into the world.”
The Lion looked up at God and said, “You know, God, us lions are quite lazy. We lie around a lot and aren’t very active much of the time. I think five years would be plenty for us.”
God thought this request over for a moment and agreed. Upon hearing this, Adam spoke up again and said, “Since the Lion doesn’t need his extra five years, why don’t you give these years to Man too?”
God agreed and gave Man another extra five years for his sexuality. Then he turned to the donkey. “Donkey! You’re a big animal with a long gestation period. I give you donkey 20 years to have sex and multiply.”
The donkey looked up at God and said, “God, us donkeys don’t get around too much. We probably only need one year for this.”
God shook his head in disbelief, but gave in and gave the donkey only one year to multiply. When Adam heard this he spoke up again. “Since the donkey doesn’t need his extra nineteen years, give them to me?” God agreed again to these requests and so it was proclaimed:
MAN HAS 20 YEARS OF GOOD SEX, 10 YEARS OF MONKEYING AROUND, 5 YEARS OF LYIN’, AND NINETEEN YEARS OF BEING A JACKASS!

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Fantasm

Waking in the dark

This is my first post here but hopefully not my last. Please let me know what you think. Much of this came from a dream so I understand if it’s a little weird at times. The rest is my embellishment.
I awoke in a dark room. There was no need for my eyes to adjust to any sort of light at all. The room was cold with dampness in the air. My lungs ached as I breathed in the chilly air. My head throbbed as if I had a horrible hangover, which was entirely possible since I can’t remember much of the night before. I tried to raise my arm to rub my aching head when I realized my arms were chained down to what I can only assume was the large steel table I was laying on. My ankles were chained as well. A strap bound my head and waist. I was completely immobile. I was also completely naked! I called out for anyone to help me but was answered by silence. My entire body ached. “What the hell is happening to me”? I screamed out. Again, nothing but silence. Desperately trying to remember anything, I recalled going out with my colleagues the night before to celebrate a new account. I remember being introduced to Rebecca, a friend of my boss. We enjoyed a drink and danced. She went home and that’s all I can remember. One lousy drink, I must have been drugged. There is no other reasonable explanation for why I am here. Wherever “here” is?
Having no Idea of the time, I lay there helpless for what must have been several hours, drifting in and out of consciousness. The pain in my body and head would not allow me rest. Suddenly I heard a noise from behind me. I called out again. “Hello? Is someone there? Please help me!” There was no answer. A dim light came on followed by the slamming of a door. Footsteps became louder coming towards me. “Who the hell are you and what the fuck is going on?” I shouted.
“Hush!” , came a soft voice in a whisper.
“If you don’t want to be punished you will be quiet”
“Where am I and why am I here?” I demanded. “Let me go!”
“I cannot and will not”, the soft voice getting louder now. I could clearly tell now it was a woman.
“You have a purpose here and you will fulfill your purpose, get used to it, you will be here for a long time to come.”
“I’m here to give you medicine for the pain I’m quite sure you are feeling. If you anger me, I will not give you any relief and you will eventually get sick.” She said as a matter of fact.
“What is my purpose here?” I asked
“You will see soon enough, for now you will sleep and recover. I’ll be back in a few days and we will introduce you to your new life.”
“A few days…..? What the fuck am I supposed to do if I have to go to the bathroom or eat?” My voice was shaking now.
“You will be fed, not to worry about that. One of my assistants will make sure of that. I have to keep you healthy for your purpose here. As far as having to go to the bathroom, well you will just have to do it where you lay. A little humiliation will do you good as you are going to spend the rest of your days in humiliation anyway.”
“You expect me to lay in my own shit and piss?” “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
She told me that I would be cleaned appropriately when it suited her and when my purpose was to be served but until then I should think about how to be a good little boy and mind my manners the next time she came to visit. She tolerated my outbursts this time but that would never happen again. I would soon understand quite well what her punishment was if I spoke out of turn or defied her in any way.
“One last thing before I go.” She hissed.
“You are not to utter so much as a word to any of my assistants. If I found out that you have spoken to them while I’m away, your punishment will be truly agonizing.”
With that she left. I never saw her face.
The dim light was left on. It barely lit the corner of the room behind me. I could make out a few things that were hanging on the wall and as my eyes adjusted I could plainly see that this was a torture chamber and nothing more. A sharp chill ran down my spine and I started to whimper to myself. What the hell is happening to me and why I thought over and over? The medication took effect. I drifted off to sleep.
I awoke blindfolded. I was given only one chance to see my surroundings before the dark became a permanent fixture. For the next few days the assistance would come and go, feeding me, brushing my teeth, shaving my most private areas and medicating me. Whatever medication they were injecting me with was no pain killer. I felt no affects of it whatsoever. My curiosity was killing me, I wanted to speak. The thought of whatever punishment I would endure kept my mouth shut. They had been feeding me fruits and vegetables so as you can imagine, there was no holding my bowel movements. I was humiliated, but I had no choice. Finally after the fourth day an assistant came in to clean me. She attached a chain to the strap around my waist; I was hoisted up in the air so that I was literally bent over backwards. The pain of this was unbearable. It was only the beginning of the pain and humiliation for the day though.
Once she was satisfied that I was clean enough, she inserted some sort of phallic device into my ass and I felt a warm rush of liquid enter my body.
“You must hold it until I say.” She commanded.
“I can’t”, I said. “It’s already coming out!”
Before I could finish my cries, the liquid came rushing out of me with force.
“Now you’ve done it! I am telling the mistress you spoke and you will be dealt with swiftly!”
“I’m sorry!” I cried out.
“Just shut your fucking mouth and do as you are told!” She screamed.
She shoved the long phallic object back into my ass as if she were trying to stab me with it. I winced in pain and she laughed at me. “That’s nothing compared to what the mistress will do to you, you filthy little boy!!”
All at once I felt the warm rush of the liquid enter me again, as well as the freezing water of being sprayed down with a hose. Strange as it may seem, I was actually getting aroused. My mind thought differently but my cock was growing harder by the second and I could not hide it. I felt the crack of a belt and then it struck me without warning on my stomach. I had little time to realize the pain before the second strike found its mark. I screamed in pain and felt the immediate swelling in my cock and the burning pain in my balls. She broke out in laughter once more. “That’s what you get you filthy little boy!!” My arousal was cut quite short by the excruciating pain in my groin. After another hour of cleaning every nook and cranny of my entire body I was drugged again and left alone to cry myself to sleep.
I assume it was the next day, though I can’t be clear on the time, the mistress was back. Without any greeting she began scolding me for defying her orders and speaking. I opened my mouth to speak again but the memory of the belt to my cock was fresh from yesterday and I thought better of it. Once the verbal scolding was over, she began telling me what my punishment would be.
“It will be extreme, but you must learn to obey me”
I was hoisted into the air once again, this time it was my entire body. She began whipping me with a long leather whip that looked like it came straight from medieval times. 20 lashes in all came crashing down over my body. She seemed to enjoy it most when it hit my cock and balls. The louder my cries were the more she seemed to enjoy it. She called me names and spit on me. She grabbed my balls and squeezed tightly. I felt as though they would pop at any moment.
She leaned in and whispered to me…”Now I want you to thank me for giving you the pleasure of pain, you will do this every time I punish you.” “Are we clear?”
“Yes mistress, thank you.” I whispered back, trying to stifle my crying.
“Good, you are learning to obey. Now I will explain why you are here and what your purpose is. You will ask no questions and you will not disobey.”
She began to lay it all out. I was picked by her and her assistants because they were told I was a bit of a man whore and needed some discipline. That was all beside the point though. The main reason I was brought here was for their amusement. They all had one thing in common; they all wanted a man for a pet and slave to do whatever their hearts desired. I was informed that once I was properly trained and humiliated and subdued that I would be doing anything they asked without objection. This could be anything from cleaning the toilet they just shit in to pleasuring them sexually. It would take some time and some hard learned lessons but I would eventually submit to their every whim. There were 5 of them in the house so I would certainly be kept busy. I was told to forget about my old life, no one knew where I was and I would certainly never return. I was their property now.
The drugs I had been given were to boost my sexual drive for when they decided they needed pleasure. Since there were 5 of them, there may be times when I am told to satisfy more than one at any given time. Plus there would most likely be beatings during the sexual acts and they didn’t want me going limp on them. My mind raced dizzily at all of this. I used to have fantasies about being used this way by many women, now it was a reality and I’m not so sure I want this anymore.
“You’re first lesson will be in how to please me.” She said as she climbed onto the table and squatted over my face.
“Lick my asshole you nasty fuck!” I resisted but it was short lived. She grabbed my balls and began to squeeze. “Lick my asshole or you will finally know what true pain is!!” I began to lick feverishly and to my surprise it was quite clean and soft. There was no taste. I hear the door open and shut. Then I heard the clicking of a camera. Pictures were being taken of me in this horrible position. I began to enjoy licking her ass. I felt her pussy juices drip onto my neck and I flicked my tongue over her hot swollen pussy. She squeezed my balls again, this time harder. “I said my ass you stupid fuck! You will learn to obey!” With that she rose up and positioned herself over my face and began pissing on me. “Open wide and drink it!” With my balls still firmly in her grasp, I did as I was told. Drinking down the putrid piss made me vomit. This enraged the mistress. “You have disobeyed, you have not pleasured me as you were told to do and now you have puked everywhere, you are a worthless fuck!” She quickly grabbed some sort of device that looked like it could be a battery charger and stuck it between my legs. She attached one end with a clamp around my cock and the other one went painfully in my ass. With a flick of switch electricity shot through me like a bolt of lightning. I passed out from the intense pain.
I woke a short time later as I was being cleaned up by one of the assistants. The lights were much brighter than before and I they had lifted the table to an upright position on the wall; I could see the whole room. All of the assistants were there plus a couple of men that wore masks to hide their faces. They never spoke the entire night. I wondered a couple times if they were captive and “trained” as well.
“I guess you will have to learn the hard way to obey me?” She sneered.
“Lift him!” The men came over and removed all the chains only to replace them with different ones. Soon I was lifted in to the air just as immobile and vulnerable as before. My arms and legs spread wide and my head held upright, though my body was parallel to the floor. For what seemed like an hour, she had the men whip me until I thought I would pass out again. I think she could tell that I was fading when she ordered them to stop. I thought it was finally over until she pulled her skirt up and bent over in front of me and backed her ass into my face. She wiggled back and forth. I could smell the disgusting odor of shit. She had just gone to the bathroom and did not wipe. I felt myself begin to vomit again but fought hard to hold back. Once I gained my composure I was ordered to open my mouth. She strapped a device to my head that kept my mouth from closing. She walked to my side and gave me a hard slap on the face and then the ass.
“I think he is ready now.” She said to the others, who all began simultaneously removing their clothes. One of the women grabbed a chair and put it in front of me. She sat on it with her legs up and resting on my shoulders. She scooted herself up to my face and instructed me to lick her pussy and ass until she came. Under no circumstances was I to stop until I was told to do so. The punishment would be worse if I did. I did as I was told. Her pussy was sweet and in no time she gushed her cream on my face. I moved my tongue to her ass and began licking it as if it were the sweetest thing on earth. It definitely was tasty. Mixed with her cum it was like nothing I had tasted before. My cock grew stiff and soon I felt gentle lips around the head of it. Only for a moment as the mistress ordered it be stopped.
“This disobedient little fuck does not deserve pleasure yet!” She shouted.
I continued to eat the assistant’s pussy and ass as I was told. I felt a pair of hands caressing my ass and back, then a finger crudely invading my asshole. I winced in pain but continued my job at hand. The finger was removed and I felt some saliva tricking over my hole, then the finger was put back in. Once it was lubed the sensation was quite nice and I began to moan a little.
“You like having a man explore you like that?” she said. My body stiffened, I was in shock. “What the fuck?” I thought to myself. I kept my focus. Maybe what I think is going to happen next wont. Please don’t do this I thought, pleaaase!
“Do it!” She shouted.
The man spread my ass apart and in one motion rammed his cock into my ass. My body jerked but it was no use. I had thought that he was all the way in but then he continued to stuff himself deeper into me. I’m well endowed but holy shit this guy was massive! He was roughly 10 inches and was ramming it all inside me. I could feel his balls smacking mine. The mistress positioned herself under me and began sucking my cock as the man fucked my ass like an animal. He started to grunt as if he was going to cum, the mistress ordered him not to cum in my ass. He pulled out and got in front of me and shoved his cock in my mouth and down my throat. I gagged as he shot his hot spunk.
“Swallow it or you will pay slave!” She hissed. I had no choice; his cock was still in my mouth. They continued this abuse for nearly 3 hours before they relented. All but the mistress had gone now. She knelt before me and said “well?”
“Thank you mistress for giving me the pleasure of pain.” I said.
“Did you enjoy that?” She asked.
“No, mistress, I did not.
“Then as long as you behave this will never happen again and the only ass that will be fucked is mine by you. Understand?”
“Yes Mistress.”

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Fantasy

Gokkun Bazooka

Barbara gargled the six loads of warm bitter salty nut juice and swallowed. Mr. Johnny number seven stepped up and unloaded a squirt that hit the roof of Barbara’s mouth with an audible plop.
The guys name wasn’t really Mr. Johnny number seven, of course. Barbara didn’t know his name. He was an overweight guy with reddish brown hair, maybe 35 or 40 years old and he had a 3 inch penis. Barbara had never met him, and never would. He was the kind of guy she wouldn’t look at twice. All Barbara really cared about was that he had a current HIV test and STD panel. Mr. Johnny number seven had paid AIM Healthcare $120 for the tests. He was getting $50 back for shooting a load in Barbara’s mouth on film.
Mr. Johnny number seven pulled furiously at his pud, grunted and shot a decent load on Barbara’s tongue. Barbara looked at the camera and tilted her head back letting the cum run down her tongue and settle in the back of her mouth. She looked right at Johnny number seven as she pushed his spent little pecker in her mouth and gave it a spaghetti suck. Mr. Johnny number seven moaned as he pulled his stiff little piss whistle out of Barbara’s mouth and walked way. Mr. Mr. Johnny number eight scurried up on her other side and shot a huge load that skipped off her tongue like a well thrown rock on a lake. It hit the roof of Barbara’s mouth and she choked slightly, but didn’t move. Mr. Johnny number eight moaned as he squirted out three more huge warm jets of spew before the force of the stream subsided and Mr. Johnny number nine stepped up on her other side. He waited while Barbara sucked Mr. Johnny number eight’s cock into her mouth and cleaned off the residual semen. Mr. Johnny number ten stood right behind Mr. Johnny number eight and took his place when Barbara was done cleaning him off.
Barbara’s mouth was wide open as Mr. Johnny number nine shot a load against the inside of her left cheek. Some of it missed and had splashed on her lips and the left corner of her mouth. Mr. Johnny number ten was a black man with a huge penis. He let loose a strong stream of sploog that splashed into the cum in Barbara’s mouth with a loud “POOT” sound that made a few guys snicker. Mr. Johnny number nine continued to drain his prostate into Barbara’s gaping yapper.
Mr. Johnny number eleven had already stepped up behind Mr. Johnny number nine as Barbara cleaned off his prick. Then she cleaned off Mr. Johnny number ten. Barbara gargled as she waited for more. The last four pops had been generous, but she felt she could take a few more. It was still early, and she wanted to pace herself so she could swallow as much spermatozoon as possible before having to vomit. She hoped she could get to fifty. She felt that if she could make it to fifty, she would shoot for a hundred. She knew that while swallowing a hundred shots of semen in a gokkun film was common in Japan, no American girl had ever gone so far. She wanted to do it all in one scene.
Mr. Johnny number eleven dribbled a disappointing load onto Barbara’s tongue. It stuck to her tongue as Mr. Johnny number twelve strolled up nonchalantly and sprayed a creamy load on Barbara’s tongue that ran right over Mr. Johnny number eleven’s semen as it flowed down Barbara s tongue to collect at the back of her mouth. Barbara grabbed Mr. Johnny number twelve’s cock and squeezed it over her wide open gullet as she gargled. She managed to squeeze an extra dollop of man sauce out before he walked away.
Barbara gargled and looked at Mr. Johnny number twelve as he approached. He was a large bearded man with dark scraggly graying hair, a big red alcoholic’s nose and a couple of prison tattoos running up and down the arm that was yanking on his short stubby rock hard prick with. He must have been 50. He grabbed the back of her head with his free hand and directed Barbara’s open mouth to his to his short cum cannon. He managed to get the head in her open mouth just as he shot 3 audible streams of sperm that splashed into the accumulated cum in her mouth. Mr. Johnny number thirteen walked up on the opposite side as Barbara clamped her lips around Mr. Johnny number twelve’s still squirting penis and looked into the camera. Her eyes were watery and she had a glassy dazed look.
Releasing Mr. Johnny number twelve from her lip lock, Barbara turned to face Mr. Johnny number thirteen. She took a moderate load from him before taking two more good sized loads in quick succession. Barbara gargled the nine loads of cum in her mouth. The massive amount of sploog in Barbara’s mouth actually made it harder for a guy to hit the part of her throat that would trigger the gag response. Barbara saw this as a definite plus and gargled again. Some of the sperm had bubbled up into a frothy scum that bubbled up over the edge of her lips and threatened to spill over until Mr. Johnny number fifteen shot a load through it breaking up the cum bubbles with his sperm nozzle. Barbara’s mouth was too full of cum to clean any more cocks off so Mr. Johnny number fifteen walked away
Mr. Johnny number sixteen and Mr. Johnny number seventeen stepped up on opposite sides of her and pumped their loads into Barbara’s sperm filled mouth. Mr. Johnny number eighteen walked up to Barbara holding his long black dick. He laid the head of his dick on the edge of her lower lip and squeezed. His long shaft visibly pulsated just before Mr. Johnny number eighteen shot an incredible stream of his afro spunk directly into the roof of Barbara’s mouth. Mr. Johnny number eighteen released his grip somewhat then squeezed hard again sent another shot of spew against the roof of Barbara’s mouth. This continued for three more incredible blasts as Mr. Johnny number eighteen’s penis was transformed into a gokkun bazooka. Barbara felt it was time to swallow as Mr. Johnny number eighteen sauntered off, but Mr. Johnny number nineteen and Mr. Johnny number twenty both trotted up and shot loads into her mouth in rapid succession.
Barbara had fourteen loads of cum in her mouth as she gargled for the camera. She stopped gargling and got a nauseous look on her face as she gulped loud and hard. Her face scrunched up a little.
“MMMMMMMMM that was yummerz!” Said Barbara wiping the residual jizz off her face and into her mouth. She let out a loud sperm burp. The whole room laughed.
“Who’s next?”
Barbara gulped down Mr. Johnny number twenty-one up to Mr. Johnny number fifty-four fresh squeezed; directly from the tap letting as many as eight guy spritz in her mouth before swallowing without incident. She was not able to match the fourteen loads she had gathered earlier, and that was understandable. In any event, she started feeling queasy after Mr. Johnny number fifty-five shot a couple of jets of jizz that hit the back of her throat with a wet splat and triggered her gag response. She jerked her head away and the rest of Mr. Johnny number fifty-four’s load spattered on Barbara’s cheek and neck. She recovered enough to not lose the load and she let it settle in the back of her throat. Mr. Johnny number fifty-six strolled up, set the head of his penis on Barbara’s lower lip and shot a huge load straight into her mouth. Mr. Johnny number fifty-seven scooted up on the other side of her and started shooting his load into Barbara’s mouth after Mr. Johnny number fifty-six pulled away. She started choking and coughing. She spit up most of the cum, but opened her mouth letting Mr. Johnny number fifty-seven pump the rest of his load into her mouth. When he was done, Barbara covered her mouth with her hand, closed her watery eyes and swallowed hard then opened her mouth for more.
Mr. Johnny number fifty-eight walked up and stroked his shaft and pointed it at her open mouth. She started gagging on the first shot, but somehow managed to maintain until Mr. Johnny number fifty-eight unloaded his nut sack batter into her mouth. She gulped hard
“Ok, can I have a bowl?” asked a dazed Barbara. She had a tear rolling down one of her cheeks as she let out a long slow jizz burp. It was obvious she was struggling to settle the churning mass of semen in her stomach. Some of the guys laughed and ALL of them wondered if she was going to puke.
Barbara took a short break, wiped down, puked, and sipped a little “Bismol” to settle her stomach as the guys continued to jack off. She was handed a small mixing bowl to collect cum in. She collected forty two loads of man sauce in the bowl over the next forty five minutes. That brought Barbara to an even hundred loads of cum. She felt much better and managed to suck clean each of the forty two contributors to her cum cocktail.
Barbara felt ready to drink cum again as she lifted the bowl to her lips and slowly sipped semen. She lowered the bowl and looked into the camera as she opened her mouth to show it was full of milky jizz. She gulped it down and moaned…
“Oh that’s tasty!” she said as she smacked her lips together and raised the bowl to her lips and sipped a bit more. Her eyes got big and she smiled as a large cum clump neared her lips. She stopped sipping when the clump touched her upper lip. The grimace she gave was precious.
Barbara was very still for a moment as she regained her composure and opened her mouth to show her tongue darting about in a mouth full of jizm. She swallowed hard and looked at the remaining clump of man seed in the bowl surrounded by an eggy sperm sauce
“This is the main course. Down the hatch!” she said as she slurped the clump down and swallowed hard. She used her finger in the bowl to gather all the sperm slime left in the bowl and push it to the edge then over the edge and into her mouth. “Oh, now that was YUMMIE!” she giggled and burped.
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