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NO BABY PLANES

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mother ( who couldn’t think of an answer)told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The stewardess responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”
The boy said, “Yes she did.”
“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.”

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DREAM made REAL

so this is how it happen, a true story that will always be in my mental and heart cabinet
one tuesday morning as I work on the computer, and while she got ready to go to work, I could hear the shower running the heather was on, nothing special plan for the day
after a while as I sat on the couch browsing the web, she walk up to were I was and told me ” ok bb you have 45 minutes to do what ever you want with me” surprise beyond believe was my natural reaction of course, and as in slow motion my eyes moved up ,and at the same time my mind was trying to validate what I just had hear, the ambient of the room change very fast as a dream like feeling everything move so slowly the light that came through the window was very soft, and when finally got to look at her eyes, more was my amazement, she was standing there in front of me, my jaw just drop wide open as she playfully smile and turned around very slowly allowing me to see her from head to toe.
Wow she look so beautiful! so fresh having just come out the shower her hair was wet dripping bits of water on her. She was wearing a thigh white tank-top that with the wetness made her breast transparent and pleasantly delicious, her hard peersing nipples because of the cool air look as if they wanted to to rip through and I really wanted them to!
a beige mini, mini skirt meant only to teas as she did,every time she turned allowing me to appreciate her naked legs and her beautiful butt cheeks that were standing out even more with the pink pair of thongs she choose to wear. And as I gazed with lots and lots of pure joy She look at me and told me ” today I’m going to be a very special present for you all you have to do is take, and do what ever you want with what’s standing in front of you” my mouth could not get any wider I could not believe my self what was happening, and she did not have to repeat her self twice.
By then a fully erection was displayed and she went for it as if life depended of it, my hands could not control themselves as I caressed her entered body softly as a feather as that is how she like to be touch, when I try to ask ” if I could ” she push me back and said ” don’t ask take” I could not resist any more we kiss our entire body’s again from head to toe she tasted so fresh so clean all I could do was just continue, finally and softly my lips pamper her breast I could feel her heart beating and more agitated, my hands were caressing her thighs each time moving closer and closer to, but I didn’t want my fingers to be the first one’s to get there, I was craven it and I wanted my lips, my tongue to be there playing liking every single drop of her love juice as I called, God it was so intense so hot she could not control herself and for the very first time as my lips made contact with “her “she came so hard in a gush literally in a gush, she was enjoying herself and I wasn’t too far off she knows how much I love to taste her she knows how much I crave her love juice and she was giving me lots of it, seen movies I never tough it could be real.
she position her self so I could take full advantage of what was in front of me, and I responded by taking full advantage of it, my mouth was all over and she wanted more ” don’t stop” she said and I keep going more, and more all I could hope for was a longer tongue and she did too, cause when I ask if she said ” don’t ask just do it” so it went deep in side her ass and at the same time she started moan, calling for the all mighty and for me no to stop, and when I notice she was all wet again with lots and lots of juice it drove me more crazy wanting more and more, my heart was beating so fast I could do nothing to stopped if I wanted to, and I didn’t wanted to
We have no notion of time anymore nor we care anymore, then she look’s at me and said” what are you waiting for I know you wanted, and bad” so as ovidiant as I wanted to be I enter her so slowly enjoying every single second of it embracing me with her arms and legs rap around as to not to let me escape, ha! as if I wanted to escape more time went on more moans came out her and with a sweet teasingly smile she said again this time gasping for air ” so what are you waiting for I know you wanted” so I look at her in the eyes as to saying what! her eyebrows and sweet smile gave me the answer once again my jaw wide open only that this time it was shore live cause a big smile suddenly developed with a big kiss as to saying ” thanks’, really, pinch me, really?” we didn’t move much there was no need, she could not help her self but look eager just like me, and we were ! a dream come true, what movies are made of it was happening and it was happening to me to both, just like I always wanted it
It wasn’t our first time we already had adventured there few days early it’s more we had done it, but this time was super special for the way it came out, ansiedad, nerviosismo, antisipasion that’s what the room was full of and of course love. she wanted to see and I wanted to see, as I enter her very slowly through her backdoor, she was ready iI was eager but we were going for it, it felt so good so intense and as I started to thrust she was overwhelmed with joy, I could see her eyes, I could see her biting her lips as I enter every inch of me inside of her, and as she try to look at it, some thing amazin happen again, because of how we were possision we both could see it when it happen, more of that love juice that I love some much started to run down from insede of her but this time it was a lot it was a fountain of love, and as the intensity grew a suddent gush came out as if I needed more rewards, squirting juice all over I have to stop what I was doing cause I wanted to taste it, always been some of it but not like this and as my lips got closer another gush came out, God that was so beautiful tasty ummm, and when it came to my turn the whole sperience made it spectacular for both of us, and as a lilttle tip she took some in her mouth
Thanks B.b I”ll never forget this time never ever

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Sex Joke

A Young Couple On Honeymoon

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term “doing the laundry” to use in place of “having sex.”
This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They “did the laundry” 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, “Can we do the laundry again?” but she was very tired.
She told him that she just couldn’t do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn’t unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and “do the laundry” with him again.
She gently shook him and said, “Honey, I’m sorry I denied you… We can do the laundry again if you want,”
He replied, “That’s ok… It was a small load… I did it by hand.”

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Fiction

Morning Bells (Part Four: Chicago)

Hey I’m sorry if it took so long to come out with this chapter i actually stayed up last night and spent about 6 hours writing it so i hope everyone enjoys, if you have any questions or ideas please let me know i try to reply to all the comments i get. Thank you to all the readers that continue to follow the story!

Fiction

The Cove Ch 2

After finding the Cove and being discovered by Jackie and Amber, Will was mesmerized by the two women and could not wait to see them again to explore his new found sexuality.

True Story

My second teacher, part 1

My parents were divorved and I lived with my mom who worked two jobs – so I was either alone a lot or with baby sitters a lot. My first woman happened over one summer I was at my Dad’s house. The rest of the early ones were while I was staying with my Mom.

Fantasm

Taking Lia

This is not a continuation of the previous story, but another story involving the same girl. This is a relatively violent story, so if you’re not into that kind of thing…don’t read it.

Fiction

Sexercise

My daughter and I had recently moved to a new town, and I suggested we both join a
health club, a way for us to share some time together, as well as getting in shape
and lose some weight, not that either one of us were that bad looking. Andrea, my
daughter is 16, and looks amazing in her workout leotard, a perfect tight teenage body with firm 36c breasts.
OK class, pair up…I see we have 2 newcomers to our class, since everyone already has a
partner, I suggest you two be partners for today’s class.
For those new to our class, here is how we perform ‘sexercise.’ Usually it takes
about 20 or 30 minutes to warm up, if we were doing a normal cardio routine, but
as we all know, sex brings the heart rate up, and starts us sweating almost
immediately, that’s why we use sex instead of aerobics, its a quicker workout that
yields better results, also, its just more fun!
There were about a dozen other couples in the room, that’s when we noticed that
the drapes were closed, no one could see inside, and there were mini mattresses on the
ground as opposed to work out mats. My daughter and I faced each other, we were in
the center of the group, and I guess no one imagined that the two of us were related,
although there were 2 other couples that seemed to be mother and son, judging by age and appearance.
Now class, lets begin, men, stand behind your partners, and begin stroking her shoulders, and gently press your groin forward so that your are in contact with your partner’s ass. ladies, if you feel your partner starting to get hard, its perfectly normal. And now, men begin to caress your partner’s breasts, squeezing, and kneading gently, but firmly.
Dad…I…oh, dad!
My daughter started to sigh as I began to hold her breasts in my hands, I could feel her
apprehension starting to ease, and my cock began to get rock hard as I pressed it against
my daughter’s ass.
OK, now pull down your partner’s top so that you can feel her exposed bare breasts.
Mom, I can’t reach.., I heard someone say. Me and my daughter turned to watch as the
son tried to remove her mother’s top. Watching her remove her top and expose her tits
to her son was such a turn on, I leaned forward, caressing my daughter’s bare breasts,
we both sighed as we watched that teenage boy start feeling up his mom.
Gently, easy, ooohhhh, yes, like that, that’s it, keep it up just like that baby, give
mommy a good workout!
Everyone started to breathe heavier, and we were all getting excited by the ‘workout’.
Now, men, take one hand and start to caress your partner’s mound. Women, let your knees bend and gently lie down on your mats with your partner. As soon as I started stroking my daughter’s pussy, her knees instantly buckled, and we both fell down to the mat. I used one hand to feel her breasts as the other stroked her mound, I could feel her getting wet. I had to release my cock from my workout suit, and I noticed others had done the same. I saw how many of the women were holding their partner’s cocks, and I pointed this out to Andrea, she got the message, and started feeling around for my cock nervously. Suddenly she found her prize, it kind of surprised her for a second, just holding it, not moving her hand, then she started to squeeze and stroke it. She whispered to me, I wonder how far this is going to go?
It looks like we’re all ready, OK, men lie down facing up, ladies, remove the rest of
your clothes and straddle your partners. My daughter stood up, obviously she had no idea
anything like this was going to happen, she watched as all the other women removed their clothes, I guess it was peer pressure, that made her follow suit, she nervously removed the rest of her clothes, I looked up to see my beautiful daughter completely nude. God she was a sight!
My daughter watched as all the other women sat down on their partners laps, she was the last one standing up, all eyes were on her, but eventually she sat down on my lap, my cock sticking out against her pussy.
Now, you men, you know the rules, as soon as you feel as if you’re about to come, tap your partner on her ass to let her know to stop moving, that way you’ll prolong the workout.
Ladies, you know the drill, hold your partner’s cock against your pussy and move up and down against it, and when you’re ready, place the head inside. We both looked around and watched how the ladies were bouncing on their men’s laps, again, my daughter was the last to start, but eventually she got into it.
Now class, once you have your partner’s cock inside you, raise your hand, once all the hands are in the air, then we can begin.
It took about a minute for everyone’s hand to be up…except my daughter’s. Again, I guess it was peer pressure, having everyone look at her, waiting for her to ‘catch up to the rest of the class’ as it were. Finally she reached down, placed the head of my cock at her opening, and pressed down on it. The feeling of my daughter’s pussy on my cock was so intense, no words could properly describe it. We both stared at each other intently.
OK, class, now UP and DOWN and UP and DOWN, one and two and one and two…
All the women started to move in unison, (or as close as possible), and, again, my daughter was the last to start, but eventually she began to rise and fall on my cock. Deeper and deeper it went inside until she rested on the bottom.
You there, no stopping, keep going, up and down, up and down.
Again, my daughter felt the eyes of everyone on her, but she complied and resumed her
motions on top of me.
Oh mom, I can’t stop, its coming out!…
A few of us started to giggle, but we turned to see how the young boy was pushing up with his hips into his mother. She held him there until he finished. Its ok, baby, I got a good workout today and I’m sure you’ll do even better next time.
The smell of sex was so strong, the sweat from everyone pouring off our faces. Eventually
everyone finished except for me and my daughter, once again we were both the center of
attention. I tried my best to keep from coming until my daughter had gotten her orgasm, but I guess being so exposed in front of so many strangers made it hard for her to go to that ‘special place.’ Two of the ladies came over to help, each started to feel and caress one of my daughter’s breasts, then began to suck on them, this got her going, she closed her eyes, then I could feel her groin squeeze me.
OOOOOHHH DAD!
Many of the women were shocked to hear that we were father and daughter, and you could hear them start to gasp and whisper. Finally I held my daughter’s hips, closed my eyes, and lifted my hips up, releasing my come into her pussy. A few people started to applaud, and someone brought over a towel and put it around my daughter’s shoulders.
Andrea leaned forward, sweat dripping down onto my chest.
OK class, great workout, see you all again next time.
My daughter, tears in her eyes, grabbed her clothes and left for the showers, leaving
me there alone with the rest of the class.
I then went for my wallet and started to pass out hundred dollar bills to everyone, thanking them for a great job in helping me have sex with my daughter. It took me months to round up enough prostitutes to set all this up, but in the end it was so worth it!

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