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Having already downed a few power drinks, the woman turned to the man beside her, looked him straight in the eyes and said, “Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean… it doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.” Eyes wide with interest, he responded, “No kidding, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”

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2014-09-27 21:23:29
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2014-08-31 04:41:20
Tondochwu! That’s a really cool way of putting it!

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2014-02-16 16:48:14
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2014-02-16 16:48:10
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2014-02-16 16:48:06
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